"Second Young Master (Cao Pi), please have some camel hump."
Meaning: ...to endure the bitterest of hardships?
"Fourth Master (Cao Zhi), you eat too."
"Third Young Master, you can have a camel leg."
Meaning: Let's fight it out in this life, and not let Cao Pi harm us again.
In 223, he suddenly fell ill and died in his residence at the young age of thirty-five.
See if I believe you or not.
The remaining few smaller ones are even easier to deal with.
Lamb leg, chicken leg, give me whatever you like, but of course, leave one behind.
Zhao Yu cut a large piece of lamb chop and put it in his own bowl.
Then he winked at Cao Jie.
I handed her a chicken leg as a casual gesture.
Distributed.
Cao Cao looked at the eggs in the bowl.
"Chief Clerk Zhao".
"I told you to divide the meat, and this is what you give me?"
Zhao Yu said in a serious tone:
"Prime Minister, you are unaware of this; this is called 'essence'."
"The best things come in small packages."
"Furthermore, the young lady previously stated that eating too much oily food is bad for one's health."
Regardless of whether you said it or not
Let's bring out the eldest sister, this big shot, first.
As expected, Cao Qing nodded:
"Yes, Chief Secretary Zhao is right."
"Father, you have a headache, so eat less meat."
"This egg is just right."
Cao Cao: "..."
He glared fiercely at Zhao Yu.
Then he obediently picked up the egg.
took a bite.
You still have to say it with a smile:
"tasty."
The family dinner continued.
taste good.
Except for a few small ones.
Nobody dared to eat freely.
Cao Pi wanted to show off.
Raise your glass:
"Father, I have composed a poem to add to the merriment..."
"One should not speak while eating."
Cao Pi is no longer the King of Wei.
Cao Qing is the biggest.
Cao Pi: "..."
He silently downed the wine and swallowed the poem back down his throat.
Cao Cao was eating eggs.
Looking down at the group of men who were completely dominated by the eldest daughter.
I find it kind of funny.
"Zhao Yu."
Cao Cao spoke.
broke the silence.
Zhao Yu put down the lamb chop he had half-eaten.
"Your subject is here."
"After you finish this meal, don't just sit around doing nothing."
"You'll work as the chief secretary for two months first."
"As for what's to come, that kid Sun Quan has been acting a bit unruly lately."
"I plan to send a delegation to Jiangdong."
Cao Jie's hand trembled.
The chopsticks fell onto the table.
Cao Cao pretended not to see it.
continued:
"This job is tough; it takes two months to go back and forth."
"I originally wanted to send Jiang Gan, but that guy made a complete fool of himself last time."
"so……"
Cao Cao stared at Zhao Yu:
"Chief Secretary Zhao, you are originally from Jiangdong."
"Would you be interested in experiencing the scenery of Jiangdong?"
"And let's also confirm Zhou Yu's identity and see if he causes any trouble."
"Jiangdong?"
Cao Cao is testing me.
Zhao Yu tried to play dumb:
"Prime Minister, I've almost forgotten where I'm from. I only know that wherever the Prime Minister is, that's my home."
(With an extremely strong will to survive, let me first express my loyalty.)
Don't give me that.
Cao Cao laughed and cursed.
He casually placed the chopsticks on the table.
Cao Qing glared at him, and he quickly picked it up and put it on the plate.
"I have investigated your background."
"Your accent, although it's definitely a 'Xuchang accent' now,"
"But deep down, he still retains the gentle and mild nature of Jiangdong."
"I'm sending you because you'll be of great use."
Cao Cao leaned forward and lowered his voice.
"That big-eared scoundrel Liu Bei, he must be almost fifty this year, right?"
"According to reports from spies in Jingzhou and Jiangdong, those two bastards, Zhou Yu and Sun Quan, intend to marry Sun Quan's younger sister, Sun Shangxiang, to Liu Bei."
"We are currently in the intention phase."
"puff--"
Cao Zhi, who was drinking soup, couldn't help but spit it out.
Fortunately, Cao Zhang reacted quickly and blocked it with his sleeve.
Otherwise, this meal would have been served with extra ingredients.
"Fifty years old?"
Cao Zhi wiped his mouth.
"Marry Sun Quan's sister? How old is Sun Shangxiang? Eighteen? Nineteen?"
"Isn't this... like an old cow eating young grass?"
"It's still tender grass with thorns."
Cao Pi added from the side,
Wow, these two actually formed a united front when listening to gossip.
"I heard that Sun Shangxiang has loved martial arts since childhood. Her room is not decorated with red makeup but with swords and spears, and even her maids carry swords."
"Can Liu Bei's old bones take it?"
"That's why I'm anxious!"
Cao Cao slapped his thigh.
His plan was too obvious.
"This is a honey trap!"
"Sun Quan intends to imprison Liu Bei in Eastern Wu and wear down his morale!"
"Even we can see it, so why can't Liu Bei?"
"He just wants to go and enjoy himself, you understand?"
"What if Liu Bei really falls for a woman's charms? Wouldn't Jingzhou then fall into the hands of Eastern Wu?"
"At that time, Eastern Wu will be in complete chaos."
Cao Cao turned and stared at Zhao Yu.
"Therefore, Chief Secretary Zhao."
"Your task is simple."
"With your martial arts skills, it wouldn't be difficult for you to escape from a large army. Plus, you're part of an envoy, so naturally they wouldn't dare to make a move."
"Our primary goal is to prevent Liu Bei from becoming truly addicted."
"Secondly, the north has just finished conquering the Western Liang, and to be honest, they really need a period of rest and recuperation now."
Ideally, the Sun and Liu families would become bitter enemies and fight each other on the spot!
"It's best not to let them have any interest in looking at the North."
Good guy.
Is this what they call "ruining someone else's marital happiness"?
"This isn't a good idea."
"What's wrong with it? It's a bit unethical."
"I order you to go."
【Ding--】
Damn, I just got back from Xiliang.
"Prime Minister!"
"Don't say anything, I'll take the job!"
"It is our inescapable duty to prevent the Sun and Liu families from uniting as one."
"good!"
Cao Cao was overjoyed.
"Now that's more like my vicious dog!"
"but……"
Zhao Yu then changed the subject.
"Prime Minister, the journey to Jiangdong is long and arduous. We also need to prepare clothing and gifts."
"This funding..."
"Give!"
"Find Qing'er to approve the note!"
"I'll give you as much as you want! I'll even give you men... as long as you can break up the Sun-Liu alliance!"
Zhao Yu immediately turned to look at Cao Qing.
Cao Qing put down his chopsticks.
He wiped his mouth.
She glanced at Zhao Yu, then at Cao Jie, who remained silent to the side.
"The funding can be approved."
"But Chief Clerk Zhao."
"Women from Jiangdong are often passionate, and Sun Shangxiang is especially fiery."
"You're going on official business."
"If I found out that you were taking this too seriously..."
Pick up the meat cleaver on the table.
A cut was made on the camel's ear.
Click.
The camel's ear fell off.
"When you come back, you probably won't be able to get through the gates of the Prime Minister's residence."
Zhao Yu understood the implied meaning in the words.
Don't worry!
"My heart will forever belong to... the Han Dynasty! To the Prime Minister! To the Second Miss!"
Cao Jie still didn't look up.
"Alright, alright!"
Cao Cao couldn't stand it anymore.
This is like sending someone to their death.
It just means you two will have to spend less time together.
"Dismissed! Dismissed!"
"Zhao Yu, go back and prepare. In two months, when the weather warms up, set off immediately with Jiang Gan!"
"Don't forget to come to the Prime Minister's residence for work tomorrow."
……
Preview: Who? Where? What are they doing? Why? When and how will they do it?
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