In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!

I can't climb up.

"I refuse to accept this!"

Ma Chao pointed his spear at the sky.

"You have sorcery!"

"I possess a strong sense of righteousness!"

"Shoot the arrow!"

"Shoot that old wizard!"

The Xiliang soldiers fired a few arrows sparsely.

The arrow struck the ice wall.

It slid open.

All that could be left were white marks.

This proves they were here.

Zhao Yu stood behind Cao Cao.

Looking at this scene.

"Uncultured."

"That's terrifying."

"Is this what you call sorcery?"

"If I put a convex lens on your camera, I could focus the light and burn your supplies."

"You must say that I invited the Heavenly Sun God Xihe down."

Cao Cao turned around.

His eyes were filled with fervor.

"Zhao Yu".

"Is this also physics?"

Zhao Yu nodded.

"Yes."

Friction.

"Newton's three laws of motion".

Cao Cao did not know who Newton was.

But last night's experience,

It made him think that Zhao Yu was more capable than Newton.

good."

"What a wonderful physics lesson."

"I've made up my mind."

"In the future, in the military..."

Physics is a compulsory subject.

"You teach me."

Under the city.

Ma Chao was still in a state of impotent rage.

His soldiers were already considering resigning.

Fight with someone.

Not afraid.

Fight the demon.

Fight against God.

That's suicide.

"General."

Pang De pulled on Ma Chao's horse reins.

"Let's retreat."

"This city is too eerie."

"The horse can't climb up."

"People's hearts are unsettled."

"Go back and fix it first. Come back when you have a solution."

Ma Chao was panting heavily.

Staring at Zhao Yu,

Although I couldn't see her face clearly.

But his intuition told him otherwise.

This matter is inextricably linked to that "security captain".

"Zhao Yu..."

"That traitor Cao..."

"You wait."

"Black dog blood."

"I'm going to find black dog blood."

"Break your sorcery!"

Ma Chao turned his horse around.

The warhorse stumbled again.

Embarrassed.

"withdraw!"

The Xiliang army retreated.

Only an ice city remains on the north bank of the Wei River.

It shines with the brilliance of physics.

(Master math, physics, and chemistry, and you'll be able to travel the world without fear.)

Right, everyone?

Cao Cao was in a great mood.

This time, he really got to see for himself.

We've been fighting for so many years.

This is the first time I've felt so relaxed, watching others look so helpless.

That felt great.

"Walk."

"Zhao Yu".

"go back."

"Celebrating victory."

"That... Newton."

"Please come too."

"I would like to offer him a toast."

Zhao Yu's lips twitched.

"We can't get Newton to come."

He doesn't even have a hair.

Cao Cao laughed loudly.

"Then let's toast you!"

"Salute to your physics!"

"Respect my beard!"

……

The ice city stands tall.

It's been three days.

The Xiliang army watched from a distance, without launching an attack.

Just like keeping watch.

Cao Cao stood on the crystal-clear city wall.

My feelings are complicated.

On the one hand, safety,

On the other hand, it's boring.

"I heard that Ma'er hasn't been in the military camp for the past few days. I wonder what he's up to."

"real?"

Zhao Yu looked up, his face full of questions.

"They wouldn't actually go looking for black dog blood, would they?"

"Practicing feudal superstition."

……

Around noon.

A commotion came from below the city.

The sound of bells.

Zhao Yu poked his head out.

"Holy crap!!!"

"A shamanistic ritual!!!"

"You really came!"

There's also a certain smell.

stench.

It drifted in with the wind, and it was so spicy it hurt my eyes.

The soldiers guarding the city walls covered their noses.

Ma Chao rode his horse, quite a distance away.

Ahead was a group of wizards wearing various masks.

He was holding a basin in his hand.

The basin contained red, black, and yellow things.

Black dog blood.

Rooster blood.

There was also old manure that had been fermenting for who knows how long.

"splash!"

"Splash—"

Dozens of basins of dirty water were splashed onto the ice city.

The city wall was completely destroyed.

In retrospect, being splashed with paint wasn't such a big deal.

Red and black stripes.

The stench was unbearable.

The filth stood directly on the wall.

"Black dog blood to ward off evil!"

"Impure things break the spell!"

"You traitor Cao! Your demonic city has fallen!"

"Come out and face your death!"

Isn't this an insult to the aesthetics of the "Duke of Zhou of the Han Dynasty"?

"Dirty!"

"mean!"

"vulgar!"

"My lonely Crystal Palace..."

"It turned into a latrine."

Jia Xu, who was standing to the side, was also stunned, wondering if such a thing was even possible.

But still not as good as me.

If I were Ma Chao, I would have sacrificed him directly.

It's not as useful as this.

"Wow!"

"What a bastard!"

"Dare to urinate or defecate anywhere, or you'll be disposing of trash!"

Kitchen direction.

Xu Chu still had a sheep's hoof that had been bitten in its hand.

His mouth was covered in oil.

His eyes were bloodshot.

Ten minutes ago.

Xu Chu was enjoying life in the kitchen.

The butter Zhao Yu brought was really good.

Xu Chu was enjoying his stewed lamb trotters and hot pot with vegetables.

A mouthful of meat, a mouthful of wine,

I feel like I've reached the pinnacle of my life.

result.

The stench and the smell of blood wafted in.

It smelled of rice mixed in.

It's simply indescribable.

The meat that Chu had just swallowed almost came back up.

"It's ruined!"

"My food!"

"It's spoiled!"

Xu Chu rushed forward.

Then I saw frozen feces and frozen blood hanging on the wall.

Exploded.

For someone who is eating.

Throwing feces during mealtime.

We are irreconcilable enemies.

"Horse!"

Xu Chu directly placed the sheep's hoof in his hand,

He threw it into the middle of that group of experts.

"You rude person!"

"I'm eating right now!"

"Who are you disgusting?"

"You consider yourself to be from a prestigious family?"

"Can't you be a little more hygienic?!"

Ma Chao looked up.

I saw Xu Chu.

His face was covered in oil.

Looking down, it was still glowing.

Ma Chao's brain circuits were connected.

"Foodie!"

"You still dare to eat it?"

"Your mouth is always greasy!"

"What did you eat?"

"Yes or no……"

Ma Chao's eyes reddened.

"Is he my father?"

A logical genius has appeared.

Ma Teng = Sheep Brain Soup = Tonic.

Xu Chu's face glows = overnutrition = secretly eating supplements.

Conclusion: Xu Chu ate Ma Teng.

That's fucking ingenious logic.

Xu Chu reached up and touched his face.

It is indeed quite oily.

"Neuropathy."

"I ate lamb's trotters!"

"What do you mean, 'your dad'?"

"Does your dad have this kind of incense?"

呆！

"shut up!"

Ma Chao was devastated.

Compare my late father to a pig's trotter.

What can be endured and what cannot be endured.

"You fatso!"

"Get down!"

"I'm going to slice you up and eat you!"

"Avenge my father in heaven!"

Xu Chu also became famous for being criticized.

"You little brat, I'm of the same generation as your father."

"You're saying I'm fat?"

"That's called being strong!"

"That's called a potbelly!"

"This is a man's image!"

"What do you know, you skinny little thing!"

Xu Chu turned around and looked at Cao Cao, wanting to ask to fight.

"Prime Minister."

"I can't stand it."

"This horse is not only insulting my food."

"And you insulted my body."

"I'm going to go down and tear him apart."

Cao Cao looked at Xu Chu.

a little worried.

"Zhongkang, is that alright?"

"Ma Chao is, after all, the Divine General of Heaven!"

Xu Chu patted his belly.

"Don't worry, there's meat and energy in it."

"I ate Brother Zhao's butter, and now my stomach feels like it's on fire."

"If we don't fight, I'll go crazy with anger."

Cao Cao nodded.

"Then go ahead."

"Don't kill him."

"Leave some room to breathe."

"I still need to explain physics to him."

The camp gates opened.

Xu Chu rode his horse and charged out.

…………

Thank you all for urging me to update and for the gifts.

Thank you all for your corrections.

There were some problems that I hadn't noticed. Sure enough, you can't find problems when you look at your own writing.

This third update is dedicated to you all.

Many thanks.

I still need to urge you to update again; it's very important to me. Thank you.

If you can consistently maintain at least 35 requests for updates daily, I can add more. (There's a rule, I think, a maximum of five updates a day.)