Underworld: Starting with conquering countless lustful beauties

Like a thief who had just committed a crime, he stumbled out of Jiang Hong's villa gate, one hand covering his nose and the other clutching his belt. Warm liquid was still stubbornly gushing from his nostrils, and his fingers were covered in sticky, bloody liquid.

"Damn it, this is incredibly embarrassing!"

Chen Feng was seething with hatred. He, Chen Feng, had fought tooth and nail in the streets without batting an eye. But today, facing that vixen Jiang Hong, he not only fled in disarray but also ended up with blood splattered on the spot. If word got out, his nickname, "Golden and Magnificent Brother Feng," would probably have to be changed to "Diarrhea-Ridge Feng" or "Blood-Spitting Feng."

This area is a well-known wealthy neighborhood in Donghai City, quiet and secluded, with almost no one on the streets late at night. Occasionally, a security guard or a resident returning home late would pass by, and upon seeing Chen Feng's blood-covered and disheveled appearance under the streetlights, they would quickly detour, their eyes filled with disdain and wariness.

"Oh dear, what's wrong with this young man? His nose is bleeding so much!"

"Tsk tsk, judging by his appearance, did he get caught cheating? Karma's in hand!"

"What are you looking at! Haven't you ever seen someone go berserk while practicing Iron Head Kung Fu?" Chen Feng yelled at a couple hiding behind a tree, pointing and whispering, which scared the two of them so much that they ran away.

After running a distance, Chen Feng felt that the bleeding from his nose had stopped a little, but the dried blood on his face was sticky and uncomfortable, and the fire in his heart had not been completely extinguished.

He gritted his teeth and sped up, finally spotting a small fountain pool by the roadside. Although the fountain was off, the pool was still full of clear water, flowing gently. Smooth stone slabs lined the edge of the pool, and several clumps of roses grew around it, perfect for washing one's face and covering up one's ugliness.

Chen Feng strode over, disregarding any sense of public morality, and lay down by the edge of the white marble pool, scooping up cold water and splashing it on his face.

The cool pool water splashed onto his burning skin, instantly clearing his muddled mind and suppressing most of the evil fire within him.

"Splash—splash—"

Chen Feng was vigorously scrubbing the blood off his face when he suddenly heard a rustling sound, followed by a strange sound of flowing water, less than half a meter away from his ear.

"Sizzle sizzle..."

Chen Feng paused, wondering why the fountain had suddenly turned on.

He suddenly raised his head, wiped the water droplets from his face, and looked in the direction of the sound.

This sight almost made him vomit up the breakfast he had just swallowed.

Less than a meter to his left, a teddy bear wearing a pink vest and sporting an odd haircut was raising one of its hind legs high above the stone wall of the fountain, upstream of where Chen Feng had just washed his face, contentedly letting the water flow.

The yellow liquid traced a parabola as it fell into the pool, creating tiny ripples that spread merrily toward Chen Feng.

Chen Feng froze completely.

He looked at the teddy bear looking completely satisfied, then at his own hands that had just felt "cool and refreshing," and finally felt as if there were still some water droplets that had splashed into his mouth...

An indescribable feeling of nausea rushed straight to the top of my head.

"vomit--"

Chen Feng couldn't hold it in any longer and bent over to dry heave. What the hell was going on? He'd just escaped the "beauty trap," and now he'd drunk "Teddy bear urine" as soon as he stepped outside?

"Hahahaha! That's hilarious! How can you be so funny?"

A silvery laugh came from behind, clear and melodious, yet carrying an undisguised schadenfreude.

Chen Feng turned his head sharply and saw a girl in her early twenties standing not far away, leading the wicked teddy bear. She was extremely beautiful, with shoulder-length short hair dyed burgundy and slightly curled, complementing her delicate oval face and giving her eyes a wild and playful air. She wore a white sweatshirt and tight denim shorts, revealing her two straight and slender legs, and canvas shoes. She looked youthful and energetic, with a touch of street-style edginess.

Seeing his contorted expression, the woman laughed even harder: "Oh my, handsome, my stomach hurts from laughing so much! How does my dog's pee smell?"

Chen Feng was furious.

He'd had a terrible day already—he'd been aroused by Jiang Hong, suffered a nosebleed and fled in a sorry state, been mistaken for a cheating husband by passersby, and then been publicly humiliated by a dog…

Enough is enough! There's no need to endure it any longer!

He stood up abruptly, soaking wet, his hair plastered to his forehead, but his eyes were as sharp as knives.

"Woof woof!" Teddy seemed to sense danger and barked twice at him, but his tail was still wagging, as he still needed to urinate.

"Go to hell!"

Chen Feng rushed forward and kicked out—

"Snapped!"

The teddy bear let out a miserable howl and was kicked away, tracing a perfect parabola in the air before landing precisely in the center of the fountain, splashing up a large spray of water.

The water in the pool immediately became murky, dog hair floated on the surface, and the urine spread out completely, filling the entire pool with an indescribable odor.

"Hey, you son of a bitch!!!" The woman's face instantly turned from smile to anger. She rushed over, pointed at Chen Feng's nose, and yelled, "Why are you arguing with a dog?! Are you crazy?!"

Chen Feng shook the water droplets off his hands and looked at her coldly: "It peed in my wash water, and I'm not supposed to kick it? Should I applaud it?"

"You...you..." The woman stomped her feet angrily, her face flushed red. "Didn't you see it?! It didn't do anything to you!"

"How come it didn't provoke me?" Chen Feng's tone was calm, yet it carried an undeniable ruthlessness. "I washed my face with its urine, and that didn't provoke me."

The woman paused for a moment, then burst into even louder laughter: "Hahahaha! Why are you so serious?! Even dogs have their occasions for peeing?! Are you out of your mind?!"

The girl laughed, her chest heaving, her ample curves, encased in her hoodie, trembled slightly, causing Chen Feng's gaze to flicker for a moment. But he quickly regained his composure—enough with this bad luck tonight!

"You're the one who's out of your mind." Chen Feng was too lazy to argue with her and turned to leave.

"Wait!" The woman grabbed his arm. "You kicked and injured my precious 'son,' you'd better pay me 'son's' emotional distress compensation! Five thousand! Otherwise, I'm not finished with you!"

Chen Feng stopped, looking surprised. "How much?"

"Five thousand!"

"Your dog is made of gold; a single kick costs five thousand."

"This is my precious 'son,' so it has to be this expensive!"

"Your son? Are you a dog?" Chen Feng said with a displeased expression. "Five thousand yuan could cover you for a month."

The beautiful woman had only intended to scare Chen Feng, but she was furious when he said he was a prostitute! "You're the one who's being kept! Your whole family is being kept!"

"You just wait, don't you dare run away!" The beautiful woman took out the latest Nokia phone, ready to call for help.

Chen Feng didn't even turn his head, raising his middle finger: "Dream on!"

Another burst of giggles followed behind: "You little coward! Why are you running away?"

Chen Feng climbed into the car, started the engine, and sped away. Outside the car window, the girl's figure with the wet dog grew smaller and smaller, but he couldn't shake the image of her playful face and wild smile from his mind.

"Damn it, what the hell!" Chen Feng slammed his fist on the steering wheel and chuckled self-deprecatingly. Tonight's incident was enough to make him relive this embarrassing moment for the rest of his life.