Underworld: Starting with conquering countless lustful beauties

Without turning around, she shrugged and pushed Chen Feng's chin away, her tone thick with the sourness of old vinegar, so sour it made your teeth ache:

"Boss Chen, up so early? Don't you want to spend more time with your little sweetheart?"

Chen Feng awkwardly touched his nose; his sarcastic tone clearly indicated that he was still angry.

He didn't dare to argue, but shamelessly placed his hand on her warm lower abdomen and coaxed in a low voice, "Sister Fang, stop teasing me. I'm just... hungry, and I want to eat your cooking."

"Hungry?" Lin Fang suddenly turned around, still holding the gleaming kitchen knife in her hand, her beautiful eyes fixed on Chen Feng, and she looked him over with a half-smile.

Her gaze finally settled on the clearly visible nail scratch on Chen Feng's neck, and her eyes dimmed instantly. It was Liu Yu's "masterpiece" left when she was passionate last night.

"I bet you didn't 'eat' enough last night, did you?" Lin Fang sneered, reaching out to pinch his soft waist hard. Chen Feng winced in pain but dared not utter a sound. "Go away! Don't get in my way. Just looking at you annoys me!"

Although she was fierce in her words, she still turned around, ladled out a bowl of porridge, and slammed it heavily on the table: "Eat, eat, eat! Finish your food and get out of here."

Chen Feng felt as if he had been granted a pardon and quickly sat down to drink his porridge.

Just then, the bedroom door creaked open.

The most awkward moment has arrived.

Liu Yu stepped out, supporting herself on the doorframe. She was wearing a loose white nightgown, her hair was a little messy, and she looked languid and tired.

However, what is most striking is her walking posture.

With legs pressed together and hands covering them, knees dared not bend, every step was taken with extra caution, even with an awkward, pigeon-toed gait, like a penguin that had just learned to walk.

When Liu Yu looked up and saw Chen Feng sitting at the dining table drinking porridge, and Lin Fang standing beside him with her arms crossed and a scrutinizing look on her face, she froze instantly.

"Um... good morning..."

Liu Yu's voice was trembling, her eyes darting nervously between the two of them, finally staring intently at the crack in the floor, wishing she could learn the art of earth-遁 (earth-遁术, a type of magic that allows one to burrow underground) on the spot.

Looking at Liu Yu's awkward walking posture, Lin Fang's jealousy suddenly turned into a kind of mockery as someone who had been there. She didn't say anything, but her eyes were fixed on Liu Yu's inner thighs.

This silence is more painful than being insulted.

Liu Yu reluctantly moved to the dining table, intending to sit down.

"hiss--"

As soon as Liu Yu sat down on the hardwood chair, she couldn't help but gasp. Her eyebrows furrowed instantly, and she sprang up half an inch before slowly and inching her way back down.

"Oh, Xiaoyu," Lin Fang finally spoke, her voice lazy and playful. "What happened to your leg? It didn't rain last night and the roads weren't slippery, so walking here feels like walking on cotton."

"Cough cough cough!" Chen Feng choked on a mouthful of porridge, coughing loudly.

Liu Yu's face turned as red as if it were about to bleed. She buried her head in her chest and stammered, "N-nothing...maybe...maybe it was because of my sleeping position, my legs...my legs cramped! Yes, they cramped!"

"Oh—a cramp." Lin Fang drawled out the last syllable, walked gracefully to Liu Yu's side, and extended her finger, seemingly unintentionally touching the coin-sized purplish-red hickey on Liu Yu's neck.

"And what happened to your neck?" Lin Fang feigned surprise, her eyes widening. "Such a big bump, almost purple-red. Are our mosquitoes some kind of demon? Only biting tender flesh?"

Liu Yu instinctively covered her neck, feeling utterly ashamed and indignant. She could only grit her teeth and continue along the pole: "It's...it's a mosquito! Our mosquitoes are especially vicious! And incredibly big!"

"Yeah?"

Lin Fang leaned forward slightly, her alluring peach blossom eyes shifting between Chen Feng and Liu Yu before finally settling on Chen Feng's face. Her voice was soft and seductive, carrying a charm that could melt a person's bones:

"I think this mosquito is not only big, but it also has pretty good teeth. It doesn't look like a mosquito, but more like it was bitten by a 'wild dog' that's been starving for half its life."

Chen Feng buried his face in the bowl, feeling cold sweat all over his back. This wasn't a meal; it was a battlefield! On the left was the image of a still-attractive, resentful first wife, and on the right was the image of a young, virginal wife, filled with shame and indignation.

He, the "head of the family," was now cowering like a quail.

Liu Yu was so teased by Lin Fang that she almost cried, and looked to Chen Feng for help.

Chen Feng could only force himself to look up and chuckle awkwardly, "Um... Sister Fang, the porridge is quite delicious, would you like some?"

"What are you eating! I'm full."

Lin Fang rolled her eyes at him, turned around and went into the kitchen. A few seconds later, she brought out a clay pot, lifted the lid, and a rich, sweet aroma wafted out.

"Here you go." Lin Fang ladled out a bowl of red date and longan soup and placed it heavily in front of Liu Yu. Although her tone was still harsh, there was a hint of older sisterly concern in her eyes. "Drink this."

Liu Yu was stunned: "This is..."

"Red dates and longan are good for replenishing qi and blood." Lin Fang looked at Liu Yu, sighed, and softened her voice.

Looking at the steaming soup in front of her, Liu Yu's eyes suddenly reddened. She knew Lin Fang had already seen through her, and she also knew that this bowl of soup represented Lin Fang's acceptance.

"Thank you... Sister Fang." Liu Yu's voice choked with emotion as she picked up the bowl and drank it down in large gulps.

Seeing her like that, Lin Fang's bitterness finally dissipated. She sat down and kicked Chen Feng hard under the table.

Chen Feng winced in pain but dared not cry out; he could only force a smile.

The three ate breakfast in silence, the atmosphere subtle.

Outside the window came shouts from the alleyway, "Sharpening scissors—sharpening knives—", mixed with the jingling of bicycle bells and the sound of Aunt Wang from next door yelling at her son.

The soundproofing of the attic is practically nonexistent.

Chen Feng suddenly remembered something, paused with his chopsticks, and tentatively said, "Um... Sister Fang, Xiaoyu, I have something I'd like to discuss with you."

"What is it?" Lin Fang asked without looking up, picking up a piece of pickled vegetable.

"I want to...buy a house."

Upon hearing this, Lin Fang and Liu Yu were both stunned.

Liu Yu held the spoon in mid-air, blinking as she looked at Chen Feng, momentarily forgetting even her shyness.

Lin Fang put down her chopsticks and looked at him with a half-smile: "Buying a house? Boss Chen must have struck it rich. Is this little attic no longer worthy of your status?"

"No, no!" Chen Feng quickly waved his hand, "I mean... let's move in together."

He glanced around the cramped attic and said with a wry smile, "Sister Fang, look, this attic is already small. Three people are crammed into two rooms. I sleep on a folding bed every day, and I can roll off even if I turn over."

"Besides..." Chen Feng lowered his voice, "this place is so poorly soundproofed, it's inconvenient."

Liu Yu's face flushed red again.

"Serves you right." Lin Fang rolled her eyes at him, but her tone softened considerably. "Where do you want to buy? Houses in Donghai aren't cheap these days."

"I've inquired around the development zone; there are a few new housing developments there, with prices starting at just over two thousand yuan per square meter," Chen Feng said, counting on his fingers. "A three-bedroom apartment of about 100 square meters would cost around two hundred thousand yuan."

"A three-bedroom apartment?" Lin Fang raised an eyebrow.

"Hmm." Chen Feng, unusually serious, looked into Lin Fang's eyes. "You can stay in one room, Sister Yu can stay in one, and I'll stay in one. Occasionally we'll stay together. Hehe!"

"Shut up!" Liu Yu and Lin Fang said in unison, thinking to themselves that Chen Feng was too shameless, wanting the three of them to sleep together, dream on.