The Courtyard House: Xu Damao's Aunt is the Queen of Women

"Let's go, let's go back and wash our eyes!"

Ye Juan glanced at the time, preparing to go home and cook after work.

"Why are you washing your eyes? Secretary, are your eyes bothering you? Did you get sand in them?"

Naza asked with concern.

Ye Zhen was quite puzzled. What kind of family did Nazha come from? How could they raise such an innocent, kind, and straightforward girl like Nazha?

"Nazha, don't you find Qin Huairu, the silly pillar, disgusting?"

"It's disgusting, I can't even look at it now."

"Don't you think you should wash your eyes?"

Naza then realized what that meant.

"Yes, I need to wash!"

Ye Juan rolled her eyes and turned to leave.

She both loved and disliked her secretary.

What I love about Naza is her meticulous and conscientious work ethic, her love of learning, her high level of awareness, and her boundless energy every day.

What I dislike is that this girl is too innocent and talkative. If you strike up a conversation with her, she can rattle off dozens of sentences without repeating herself.

Liu Hao's assessment of Gulnazar is quite accurate: "Silly beauty!"

Naza followed Ye Juan's side, rubbing her stomach. She wanted to freeload a meal, but didn't dare to say it outright.

The food that Secretary Ye cooked smelled so good that it made her mouth water just thinking about it.

"Secretary, do you need your house cleaned? I can help!"

"unnecessary!"

"Uh, doing laundry?"

"I have hands!"

"Secretary, you work so hard all day, and you still have to do laundry when you get home. I feel so sorry for you, let me do it for you!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Juan stopped and turned to gaze at Nazha.

Something's not right, not at all, not a hundred things are wrong!

Could this brat have fallen for Liu Hao?

Fine, fine, you dare to covet my man? You're asking for trouble.

Who said she was innocent and naive?

Isn't that quite cunning? They've even learned to use roundabout tactics.

Naza felt uneasy under Ye Juan's gaze, and avoided eye contact with her.

"Um...I...Secretary, why are you looking at me like that?"

Ye Juan said in a deep voice, "I'll give you a chance to confess, otherwise I'll have the Public Security Bureau transfer you away from the farm tomorrow!"

What?

All I wanted was to get a free meal, and they're already trying to transfer me!

Naza's nose tingled, her lips trembled, and tears streamed down her face.

"I'm craving food, the secretary's cooking is so delicious... Waaaaah..."

Naza finished speaking with a sob in her voice, then ran away crying.

Ye Juan: ? ? ?

No, you just want to freeload a meal?

What the hell!

This guy is a real weirdo!

"Come back here."

With a shout, Naza froze instantly, turned around, and lowered her head to wipe away her tears.

"Look at you, you good-for-nothing! I'm speechless. If you want a free meal, just say so! Do you think I'd refuse you?"

Naza remained silent, still crying, her tears dripping onto the ground, splashing into small puddles.

"Come on, come home with me. If you dare cry again, I'll beat you to death."

"Oh~"

……

The ditch not far away.

Qin Huairu had noticed Ye Juan long ago, but she didn't dare to look at her.

Compared to Ye Juan, her current state is... well, it's hard to describe!

Sha Zhu saw Ye Juan coming to inspect, wiped his sweat, and said disdainfully, "That bastard Liu Hao is probably childless. They've been married for months, and Ye Juan's belly still isn't showing. If Ye Juan had married me back then, hehe..."

???

Qin Huairu stared wide-eyed at Sha Zhu in disbelief.

A beast is a beast! And a beast with a screw loose!

Is Ye Juan blind or disfigured? How could she possibly be interested in you?

No, even if he were truly blind and his face was ruined, he still wouldn't be interested in Sha Zhu.

Because of Ye Juan's figure, she could drive men crazy even without seeing her face.

Forget it, I can't be bothered with this stupid and wicked idiot. Let him continue living in his dream.

Just give me some of the food rations!

"Sister Qin, don't you think so?"

Sha Zhu asked with a chuckle.

"Yes, yes, yes, Ye Juan marrying Liu Hao is like a beautiful flower stuck in cow dung. Only you are worthy of her. It's a pity that Ye Juan is blind to the value of a gem and did not choose you."

Qin Huairu suppressed her nausea and gave a perfunctory reply, which even contained a hint of flattery.

This delighted Sha Zhu, who grinned, revealing his dry, cracked lips and a mouthful of large, yellow teeth covered in a thick, brownish substance.

"Hehe~ Sister Qin, you have excellent taste!"

"..."

You idiot, fuck your father!

Qin Huairu felt nauseous and her shoveling speed increased considerably.

"Silly Zhu, hurry up and get to work! Finish clearing this section before dark."

Sha Zhu's smile froze, and he sullenly filled the ditch, continuing to clean.

"Damn it, why should we be the ones to clean the ditch just because it's in our field? That old hag Jia Zhangshi doesn't have a ditch in her field, so she doesn't have to clean it. Doesn't she need water?"

Just then, Jia Zhangshi was carrying a load of manure when she heard that Sha Zhu dared to cricket at her. She stopped and grabbed a hard lump of mud, throwing it at him.

*Smack!* It hit Sha Zhu squarely on the back of the head.

"Ouch...ah!"

Sha Zhu fell to the ground, clutching the back of his head and writhing in pain, blood seeping from between his fingers.

Upon seeing that it was Jia Zhangshi who had ambushed him, Sha Zhu's violent temper flared up instantly. With red eyes, he jumped up and charged at Jia Zhangshi.

"You damned Jia Zhangshi, you're asking for it!"

Jia Zhangshi remained calm, because she had two buckets of manure beside her, thick human excrement, which she used to pour onto the pile of manure mixed with cotton stalks and animal dung to compost it.

She grabbed a dung ladle, scooped out a large spoonful, and threw it forcefully at Sha Zhu.

With a whoosh and a splat, Sha Zhu, who was spewing filth from his mouth, had his mouth filled with filth, and his face and chest were also covered in filth!

He instinctively shut his mouth and swallowed.

A strong stench filled the air, and Sha Zhu stood there dumbfounded for several seconds before he came to his senses, clutching his stomach and vomiting violently.

Jia Zhangshi laughed heartily, put down the manure ladle, picked up the manure, and ran off.

They dumped the manure onto the manure pile and sped away at top speed!

Sure enough, she hadn't run far when she heard Sha Zhu's furious cursing.

Hey, you little brat, you dare mess with me? Go back to the womb and cultivate for a few years before you come back.

I almost forgot, this little brat has no mother!

"Jia Zhangshi!!! I'm going to kill you!!! Kill you!!"

Sha Zhu went berserk, unleashing astonishing power as he charged toward Jia Zhangshi at a speed of 10 meters per second.

When Jia Zhangshi turned her head, her hair stood on end in fright, and she burst out with a speed that was incongruous with her age and size.

The two chased each other all the way to the edge of Xu Damao's assigned area.

Jia Zhangshi was quite clever; she spotted the reservoir by the field and ran towards it.

The pool is about 20 meters in diameter and 5 meters deep. It was frozen in winter, but it has thawed now. There is only half a meter of silt left, and it has not yet started to fill with water.

Sha Zhu ran while wiping the excrement off his face, completely unaware that there was a pool of water in front of him.

Jia Zhangshi ran to the edge of the pool, made a sharp turn, and Sha Zhu, unable to react in time, rushed straight into the pool.

"ah!!!"

With a splash, Sha Zhu fell face down, straight into the mud at the bottom of the pool.

Mud splattered everywhere, and the dazed Sha Zhu swallowed two mouthfuls of mud before struggling to get up.

"Jia Zhangshi!!!"