The Courtyard House: Xu Damao's Aunt is the Queen of Women

"Alright! I agree!"

In a moment of impulsiveness, Sha Zhu gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and decisively decided to scrape together five hundred yuan to marry his beloved Sister Qin.

He's twenty-nine years old! He's twenty-nine years old this year! Most people his age get married early, have wives and children within three years, and even Xu Damao, that bastard, has a warm Lou Xiao'e to hold while he sleeps when it gets cold.

And him? He's still a virgin!

Ever since Qin Huairu married into the brothel, his right hand has been his object of affection countless nights. Sometimes, unable to control himself, he would hide by the window and peek at Qin Huairu, while...

My right hand has developed calluses over the years.

Now that he has finally won the heart of his beloved, all he can think about is getting married, and he doesn't consider anything else.

"Just half a month! I'll definitely have the money in half a month. If I'm even a penny short, you can slap me across the face!"

As soon as he said that, thunderous applause erupted in the courtyard.

Liu Guangtian gave a thumbs up: "That's more like it! Good job, Sha Zhu! You didn't let us men of Beijing down!"

Yan Jiecheng squeezed in, nudged Sha Zhu's lower back hard with his elbow, and said with a wink, "Sha Zhu, you've finally made it this far! From now on, you won't be worrying about this on your pillow at night anymore!"

Sha Zhu blushed and gave Yan Jiecheng a sharp slap with his crutch.

Madam Zhu laughed so hard her face was all wrinkled, and she exclaimed in a high-pitched voice, "Oh my, from now on Qin Huairu will be doing your laundry, cooking for you, making your bed, and giving you three big, fat sons. You've really fallen into a lucky hole."

Madam Jia's triangular eyes lit up instantly. Afraid that Sha Zhu would change his mind, she rushed forward and said urgently, "You said it yourself, half a month! Not a day less!"

Sha Zhu didn't have time to pay attention to her at all; his eyes were still glued to Qin Huairu.

Seeing Sister Qin with her head slightly lowered and her eyelashes trembling, he felt as if he had a charcoal stove burning inside him, making him feel comfortable all over.

My mind is filled with images of holding Sister Qin's sweet and soft body every day, working hard to make a baby.

How could a 29-year-old virgin resist such temptation?

Liu Hao put his arm around the little queen's shoulder, shook his head and sighed, "This scoundrel is hopeless. I've never seen such a disgusting person in my entire life!"

"I've never seen it either. It's true what they say, there are all sorts of birds in a big forest."

After Ye Juan finished speaking, she whispered, "Honey, when does Li Huaide plan to report Yang Xingguo for embezzlement?"

"Strike while the iron is hot. Li Huaide should go to his father-in-law to discuss it today. I'll settle the accounts tomorrow, and report it the day after tomorrow, so we can arrest Yang Xingguo and Sha Zhu together."

……

The next morning.

As usual, Liu Hao got up and squatted in the toilet wearing shorts and a vest.

I saw Ye Xi coming out of the bathroom as soon as I stepped outside.

"Good morning, Sister Xi. Your digestive system is pretty good. You poop every morning. You look radiant, so I can tell you poop very smoothly."

"Unlike me, sometimes when I can't poop, I slap my own butt like crazy."

"..."

Ye Xi's delicate lips twitched a few times.

This monster brother-in-law's personality is too complicated; he's completely unpredictable.

You might say he's knowledgeable and has a brilliant writing style, and that's absolutely true. He can casually utter many profound and enlightening philosophical principles.

His brain is so smart it's even more powerful than a supercomputer!

But his personality is very abstract, yes, very abstract.

She learned this word from Liu Hao; it describes a person or behavior that is strange and illogical.

Liu Hao's personality is abstract. When he's serious, he's a gentle and refined gentleman, but when he's not serious, he's a mischievous and unruly person who dares to say anything and is unforgiving when he's right.

In Liu Hao's words, it means to refuse mental exhaustion, to go crazy when something happens, and to avoid making things difficult for others rather than to wrong yourself. You need to have a broad perspective and try not to blame yourself for things that can be blamed on others.

If I'm blessed, I'll accept it; if I'm not, I'll make the best of it. If it's meant to be, it will be; if not, I'll seize it! I'll never mistreat myself.

This mindset, which is completely contrary to mainstream values, resonated deeply with the younger sister, and the couple were as happy as two carefree immortals every day.

"Hey, Sister Xi, why aren't you saying anything?"

Liu Hao looked at Ye Xi with a puzzled expression and asked, "Pondering work problems again?"

"It's important to balance work and rest in everything you do. Don't overwork yourself. You need to rest when you need to. Take some time to exercise and move around. This will not only loosen your muscles and bones but also relieve mental and physical stress."

Liu Hao gave a heartfelt piece of advice and then stretched.

"Speaking of fitness, let me show you a backflip that I figured out yesterday."

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Hao made a zero-frame move, his heel slamming into the ground to exert force, his waist instantly twisting into a full bow.

With arms pressed tightly against his ears and back taut as straight as a ruler, he was like a pebble suddenly launched into the air, flipping cleanly into a semi-circle before landing steadily.

A classic Webster!

"How is it? Pretty, right?"

Ye Xi nodded: "It really looks good. You're not going to make me learn it, are you?"

"What are you thinking? Your head is a national asset. If you get hurt while practicing this backflip, it won't be a small matter; it will be a loss for the country!"

"..."

Yes, the words may be rough, but the principle is sound.

Ye Xi smiled and waved her hand, saying, "Go to the restroom, I'm going to work. By the way, didn't you guys go buy a car yesterday?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Hao was stunned for a moment before remembering that he had originally planned to buy a bicycle yesterday, but he had completely forgotten about it.

"I forgot, it's okay, I'll take the afternoon off to buy it."

"Well, you two should walk to work this morning then. I'm in a hurry..."

Suddenly, a knocking sound rang out. Liu Hao went over, unplugged the door, and opened it.

A square-faced young man wearing a Type 58 police uniform stood at the entrance, pushing a brand-new Forever PA12 bicycle.

"Hey, Brother Zhang, what brings you here?" Ye Xi asked in surprise.

Zhang Cheng, deputy head of the Public Security Section of the Xicheng District Public Security Bureau, smiled and said, "Xiao Xi, Director Ye asked me to deliver a bicycle to Accountant Liu!"

Director Ye?

Liu Hao beckoned Zhang Cheng in and asked, "Brother Zhang, is my father-in-law up?"

Zhang Cheng looked at Liu Hao with admiration, while also wondering if he was cold.

"Yes, thanks to you, Yue Zhigang has been sentenced to 22 years and will be sent to Xinjiang to serve his sentence. The official appointment document came down yesterday afternoon."

Okay, very good, excellent.

Liu Hao was all smiles and in a very good mood. His father-in-law was overjoyed, as he was promoted ahead of schedule.

"Haha, congratulations! We'll find some time to go back and celebrate with my father-in-law!"

After saying that, he naturally reached out and took the dowry carriage.

The Forever 12 is truly excellent, meeting British Phoenix standards. With its manganese steel frame, fork, and chain, it offers a light and agile ride and exquisite craftsmanship, making it a top-of-the-line, hard-to-get model.

Zhang Cheng laughed heartily, "Alright, I'm going back to work now. Come over to the Xicheng District Public Security Bureau for tea sometime!"

Want some tea?

Why does that sound a little weird?