The Courtyard House: Xu Damao's Aunt is the Queen of Women

backyard.

The deaf old woman knocked on the door of the Dong family and called Dong Mengshi out. She explained her purpose, and the honest and law-abiding Dong Mengshi was dumbfounded. She wanted to say, "Did a donkey kick your brain?"

Please ask Ye Juan about her situation: what her educational background is, where she works, and whether she is married.

Dong Mengshi's mind started to clear up a bit. She glanced at Sha Zhu standing at the entrance of the corridor and then realized what was going on.

No way, the deaf old lady has taken a liking to Sister Ye Juan and wants to introduce her to Sha Zhu?

Is this... has he lost his mind, or has his brain been slammed in a door?

Is it possible to treat people so badly?

In Dong Mengshi's view, Sha Zhu wasn't even worthy of carrying Ye Juan's shoes, and the deaf old woman's act of arranging a marriage for Sha Zhu was an insult to Ye Juan.

But she was too honest and didn't dare offend the deaf old lady, so she had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask for help.

I'm just asking, I hope Accountant Liu and his wife won't be upset with me?

Arriving nervously at the small gate of the west courtyard, Dong Mengshi hesitated for a long time before gently knocking on the door.

In the living room of the west courtyard, Ye Juan finished cleaning, went out with a bucket to shovel several buckets of snow, boiled half a pot of water, sat by the stove to soak her feet in a wooden bucket, and continued to study the Leica M3 camera that Ye Xi had given her.

I also took a few photos of Liu Hao and Ye Xi intently discussing a difficult math problem.

Hearing the knock, she paused for a moment, then said softly, "Honey, someone's knocking."

Just as Liu Hao finished explaining the proof of the Poincaré conjecture to Ye Xi, Ye Xi was immersed in a state similar to an epiphany. Upon hearing Ye Juan's words, he stubbed out his cigarette, stood up, and stretched.

"Is there going to be another department-wide meeting so late at night?"

Ye Juan's eyes lit up; she couldn't have been happier than to have a hospital-wide meeting.

Since Liu Hao came, she stopped pretending to be a lady, and her life has become more colorful. She loves watching Liu Hao slap people.

When Liu Hao slapped someone, his eyes and brows were as cold as ice, and his hand moved so fast that you could see a blur. That aloof and unapproachable demeanor was so cool that it touched her heart.

"Go check it out right away, call me if there's a big meeting!"

"..."

Liu Hao chuckled, knowing that the little queen loved to watch the drama unfold.

Of course, he liked it too.

You can't sleep in the same bed with two kinds of people. He fell in love with the little queen at first sight, primarily because he was attracted to her beauty, and secondly because the little queen, like him, was a person who enjoyed having fun.

They're like-minded... no, they share similar values.

He took a flashlight, opened the door, went outside, went behind the small door, unplugged the wooden latch, and opened the door.

"Oh, it's Aunt Dong. What's the matter?"

Dong Mengshi looked embarrassed and said in a low voice, "Accountant Liu, this... I... the deaf old lady asked me to ask your sister-in-law..."

Upon hearing this, Liu Hao's smile instantly froze, and his anger surged.

Holy crap, are there really such disgusting people?

"Where is he?"

Seeing that Liu Hao was angry, Dong Mengshi hurriedly advised, "Accountant Liu, it's better to avoid trouble. Don't bother with this senile old man..."

"It's nothing, I just wanted to chat with her."

Seeing Liu Hao's gentle smile, Dong Mengshi believed him. She took a few steps back, turned to the side, and pointed to the deaf old woman standing in front of Liu Haizhong's house, craning her neck to look in this direction.

"At the entrance of Second Uncle's house."

Liu Hao closed the door, strode over, and asked with a smile, "Deaf old lady, if you want to know about my sister-in-law, why don't you come and ask her yourself?"

The deaf old woman felt a little guilty because although Liu Hao was smiling, he gave her a feeling of unease.

Hearing the commotion, Liu Haizhong's entire family, Dong Zhengshan's family, Xu Damao and his wife, and several other residents came out to watch.

Xu Damao walked over to Liu Hao and asked curiously, "Uncle, what happened?"

You'll find out soon enough.

Seeing so many people present, the deaf old woman suddenly felt emboldened. Could Liu Hao possibly dare to hit me?

She composed herself and said softly, "Accountant Liu, as the old saying goes, it's better to resolve a feud than to let it fester. You and Zhuzi are both young, it's normal to have a few arguments. You're both from the same compound, you'll see each other all the time, there's no need to make things too tense."

After a brief introduction, the deaf old woman changed the subject and began praising Sha Zhu.

"I've watched Zhu Zi grow up since he was a child; he's pure and kind-hearted..."

He went on and on praising her, making everyone's teeth ache.

Xu Damao tried to sabotage the conversation, but Lou Xiao'e stopped him.

Liu Hao reached into his pocket, took out a pair of black gloves made of Dacron material from his storage space, and slowly put them on.

These are gloves specifically designed for slapping people; they are thin yet sturdy.

Purchase from the system store: 1 pair for 1 coin, buy 10 pairs and get 2 free.

He has a slight obsession with cleanliness. While slapping someone with his bare hands might feel good, it makes him feel extremely uncomfortable.

When they saw Liu Hao wearing gloves, everyone assumed his hands were cold and didn't pay much attention.

However, starting today, this action has become the beginning of their nightmare.

If you see Liu Hao wearing gloves, you'd better run as fast as you can.

Liu Hao put on his gloves and asked calmly, "And then?"

The deaf old woman's face, as white as an orange peel, was beaming with smiles as she slowly said, "I think Sister Ye Juan, who came back with you today, is quite nice. I really like this girl, so I thought I'd come and ask if, since she's not married, I could try to set Zhu Zi up with her, you know..."

pop~

Liu Hao started with zero frames and slapped the deaf old woman across the face.

The force wasn't great, but it made the deaf old woman stagger.

The backyard was completely silent; everyone stared at Liu Hao in disbelief.

Did the deaf old lady get slapped too?

The sudden slap stunned the deaf old woman. She raised her hand to cover her face, her head buzzing, unable to believe that someone would actually dare to hit her.

Who is she? The highly respected matriarch of the courtyard, revered by everyone. No one in the courtyard, regardless of age or gender, dares to talk back to her, let alone hit her.

"Old man, you should be grateful that the rule of law saved you. If this were before liberation, I would have smashed your mouth shut!"

"you……"

The deaf old woman was so angry that she trembled all over. She instinctively wanted to curse Liu Hao, but she didn't dare, for fear of being beaten.

When Sha Zhu, who was hiding not far away and watching this way, saw the deaf old woman being beaten, he immediately rushed over aggressively.

"Fuck your grandma Liu..."

Snapped!

Liu Hao slapped Sha Zhu across the face, making him dizzy and staggering a few steps before he fell in front of Liu Guangtian.

The onlookers finally came to their senses. Liu Haizhong stepped forward, indignantly accusing, "Lawless! Lawless! You..."

Snapped!

Liu Hao strode forward, slapped him hard across the face, and Liu Haizhong fell straight to the ground, clutching his face and letting out a pig-like scream.

Second Aunt Chen Xiucui glared angrily and shouted, "Little..."

Snapped!

Before he could even utter the word "life," a slap landed on his face.

He slapped her again with his backhand, symmetrically from left to right.

Seeing their parents being beaten, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu lowered their heads and pretended not to see it, not wanting to go up and get slapped themselves.

Liu Guangqi was also a little scared, but with Xie Qing around, if he didn't stand up, Xie Qing would definitely look down on him.

"What right do you have to hit my parents? Apologize to them immediately, or I... I'll call the police!"

"Okay, go report it!"

Liu Hao glanced at Liu Guangqi, then turned to look at the deaf old woman.

"You old fool, there are many ways to humiliate someone, but you have to use this most vicious method to humiliate me, my wife, and my sister-in-law!"

"My sister-in-law's name is Ye Xi. She's twenty-two years old. Not only is she beautiful, but she's also a top student who graduated from Harbin Institute of Technology. She's a level six assistant researcher at the Dongsi Street Computing Institute, earning seventy or eighty yuan a month. What kind of bastard are you to dare to try and play matchmaker?"

"Everyone, be the judge, is this something a human being would do?"