Damn it, I'm surrounded by insane Alphas!

Q1 Please introduce yourself.

Ran: Hi everyone, I'm Shi Ran.

Gu: (Staring intently)

Mr. Gu? It's your turn.

Gu: I am Gu Chen.

Lu: Hello friends, Lu Lin is here, and on behalf of my sons, I wish you all a happy Wednesday!

Five people: ?

Ye: You're looking at this camera, right? (Clears throat, smiles in standard camera mode) Hello everyone watching, I'm Cheng Ye. Thank you all for your support of me and Ranran. We will continue to walk together!

Lu: Who is supporting us?

Fu: I am Fu Yanshen.

Ran: Say something more, you look fierce.

Fu: (Taking a deep breath) I am Fu Yanshen, Fu Yanshen that Fu Yanshen.

Ran: ʕ ◦`꒳´◦ʔ ?

Wen: I am Wen Yiheng, you can call me whatever you want (pauses).

However: Can Imperial Physician Wen also do it?

Wen: Sure, at least the child is your own.

However: (Looking away guiltily)

Q2: Do you consider yourself to be possessive?

Ran: What possessiveness could I possibly have... I'm just a little Ran who can be possessed by anyone.

Gu: Not strong, I'll directly deal with what makes me unhappy.

Lu: Possessiveness? I don't have much of a possessiveness, I'm very open-minded.

Really? Then what kind of boundaries do you find unacceptable between Ran and others?

Lu: Let's breathe together.

：？

Ye: I'm not really possessive, just occasionally.

When?

Wild: To Alpha, to Beta, to Omega.

：？

Fu: Strong.

How strong is it?

Fu: Do you want to see it?

Ran: (urgently covers mouth) No need, no need, next one!

Wen: (Laughs) Do I even need to answer this question? As for reputation...

Q3 What is the sentence you say most often in bed?

Ran: Your style changed way too fast! Who came up with these questions? Don't you know there are children in our audience?

So what is the answer?

However: the most frequently said... (thinking left and right) not a single one can be broadcast.

Gu Chen: Be gentle.

Cheng Ye: Are you a dog?

Fu Yanshen: He was speechless.

:(shock)

Ran: (Shouting from a distance) Fu Yanshen, don't scare people, okay?

Wen Yiheng: I'm hungry.

Lu Lin: "Get lost!" And what else... "Shut up"? No... why are you being so mean to me?

Tongzi: I'll reveal the answer. Actually, according to statistics, the sentence Shiran says most often in bed is... "I'm asleep."

Ran: Really? I was asleep, how can I talk?

System: Please watch the video.

"Baby, please don't let Cheng Ye come tomorrow night, okay? I'll stay with you."

However, she said, "I'm asleep."

"Please, just one more time, please..."

However: "I fell asleep."

Q4 What are the notes for Ran?

Ran: Oh, I'm curious about that too, I really don't know.

Gu: Just sometimes.

Ran: Really? (She takes out his phone directly) (shoves it in front of the screen) Hehe, it's the baby, Gu Chen, what are you afraid to admit?

Lu: One line.

What does that mean?

Lu: You have to love what you do.

Ran: Oh, oh.

Ye: AAAAA Ran, he modified this himself using my phone!

Fu: I don't remember, it seems to be just one character, Ran.

Aren't you afraid you won't be able to find it?

Fu: Why can't I find it? I only have one pinned post.

Wen: (Laughs) (Shows his phone)

12? What does that mean?

Wen: Some people say he'll never have an orgasm again in his life, I'm making a note of that... (Ran covers his mouth)

However: Next question!

Q5 Does no longer relying on your older brother mean you've grown up?

However: I don't have a brother.

Your lover counts too.

Ran: Oh, oh.

Gu Chen: If I don't rely on my brother, who else can I rely on?

Lu Lin: That's too much of a deal. What good is being old? If you need anything, come to me, baby. Call me first. I'm always there for you, and it never fails.

Wild: Same as above

Lu: So, you've finally come to agree with me in this lifetime?

Fu Yanshen: Relying on me is enough.

Wen: It's no use considering my brother is useless.

Q6 How was the arrangement for the bedchamber attendants made?

However: It all depends on Wen Yiheng's schedule. One person is on the same day during the week, and my butt is aching all over on the weekend.

Gu: One day per person, weekends depend on each person's abilities.

Lu: Yeah, it's one day per person. But rules are rules. The first half of the night is his, and if I steal him out in the second half, he's mine, isn't he?

Ran: ?! I said I didn't do it last night, and my back is killing me when I woke up this morning!

Lu: ◕ ‿‿ ◕

Ye: There's only one day during the week, so I'll specifically do squats, take a bath, and burn incense on that day to get myself into the best shape.

Fu: I usually work on Fridays, and Saturday mornings are also mine.

But: Didn't I stay up all night and only get released this morning...?

Fu: (Staring at his wife) Ranran.

However: Don't try that.

Wen: I set the schedule. One person works one day during the week, and the situation is more variable on weekends.

How many variations are there?

Tongzi: Don't ask anymore, your account will be banned later.

: (x)

Q7 Have you ever thought about breaking up/divorcing?

However: To be honest, I think about it every weekend.

All five turned around at the same time, then: Hahaha. Haha. For the six of us, living a good life is more important than anything else (heart emoji).

Gu: I've thought about making him break up with the other four, I really want to.

Lu: Who asked this question? Are you trying to sow discord?

Wild: Which sasaeng fan asked that? I can tell you directly, no, and there never will be.

Fu: (Helplessly) Why would you ask such a pointless question?

Wen: If we let Ranran have this kind of thought, then we are incompetent.

Q8: What is a safe word?

However: There's no such thing as a useless thing. I ordered one before, and when I said "it won't work," they stopped. But when I actually said it, they were all there, saying, "It's not working anymore, baby?"

Gu Chen: No.

Cheng Ye: Safe words? It mainly depends on Ran's state.

Under what conditions will it stop?

Cheng Ye: Of course, it never stops, no matter what state it is.

Wen Yiheng: That's enough.

"Enough?" Is that a safe word? But there are no safe words.

Wen Yiheng: This is a safe word for me; I'm afraid I'll get too carried away.

：？

Fu Yanshen: What is a safe word?

It's a code to stop in bed. Got it?

Fu: I don't understand, why do we have to stop on the bed?

Lu Lin: What the hell? If safe words are useful, what's the point of having a husband?

Q9: Who is the first of the five?

But: What a death trap question! I'm speechless!

It's those five. Who do you think you are, with your five faces?

Ran: It's not Lu Lin, he's shameless... (dragged away by Lin) (rescued by Fu)

Gu: I don't care about these meaningless things.

Lu: Of course it's this person. (Takes out a mirror) (Subtly hints)

You mean me?

Lu: (Throws mirror) Who the hell found this greenhorn to interview me?

Wild: Isn't the answer already obvious? I'm tired of talking about authority.

Fu: What is five colors?

She's the prettiest one among you.

Fu: Ranran.

The five of you don't count.

Fu: Ranran.

I said that none of the five of you count...

Fu: (Holding the cute little creature Ran) Ranran.

:never mind.

Wen: (pointing to the adorable Ranran next to him) Ranran.

Ran: ? What happened?

Q10: Who is the best at it?

Ran: Wen Yiheng, do you know how capable he is of running classes?

So who is the least capable?

Ran: (Seeing the signal, she leaned closer and whispered) Fu Yanshen... he's always the same, but the same is enough, really enough.

Gu: Those are just icing on the cake. The most important thing is the hardware, understand?

Lu: It depends on what aspect you're referring to. For example, I'm very good at kissing. I can go for a light peck, a gentle drizzle, a torrential downpour, or a thunderstorm...

Is a typhoon coming?

land:?

Fu Yanshen: Which aspect are you referring to? Murder?

(Stunned)

Wen Yiheng: (Shrugs) I've been officially certified.

Q11: If five people were to rate the animal sculptures...

However: they were all wolves and tigers.

These are three kinds of animals.

Ran: Do you think I'm stupid? (Looks back at the five people)

(The interviewer was forcibly taken away.)

However: If I were to answer seriously, Gu Chen is a wolf in sheep's clothing, all pretense, while Lu Lin is like a leopard.

Wild: Didn't you understand when I said you're fast?

However: Yezi is a mad dog, isn't she?

wild:?

Ran: Well... Ye Zi and Lu Lin are both wolves, wolf cubs, and when wolves howl, they never stop. That's how they are; they howl when they get excited.

Wild: When did I start howling?!

However: Last week you won a game and yelled, and the aunt downstairs thought someone had adopted a beagle.

Lu: How did I become a wolf? Wasn't I just a little dog that got soaked in the rain?

However: Wolves and dogs are pretty much the same, so if you wag your tail, I'll count you as a puppy.

Lu: (Confidently performs a section of Ansai waist drum)

Ran: (Sitting upright, nodding seriously) Lu Lin is Big.

land:?

However: Fu Yanshen... (pondering)

Fu: (Staring at his wife)

Ran: I can't think of one. (Pulling at Fu Yanshen) Can you help me think of one?

Fu: What's your favorite animal?

Ran: (laughs) What... I've recently become fond of rabbits, so do you want to be a rabbit?

Fu: (Frankly) I am a rabbit.

Lu: Hahahaha, damn it! Lao Fu, say it again, I'm recording it for you.

Fu: (Looking at the camera) Do you want to die?

However: Does Wen Yiheng even need to be mentioned? A snake, a cobra, the most venomous snake!

Wen: Baby, do you know a little-known fact about snakes?

Ran: Mo?

Wen: A snake's tongue can flick fifteen times per second.

Ran: What?!

Wen: I'll try it tonight.

Q12: When would you want to distance yourself from the other person?

However: Every! Weekend!

Gu: I didn't expect that.

Lu: No, I feel like I'm the one being tagged. Why do I keep wanting to tag it? Is this normal? Wen Yiheng, is this normal from a medical perspective?

Wen: This is abnormal. I suggest you get a tubal ligation.

land:?

Ye: When we argue, I'm the type who gets really angry and wants to leave, but I know that as soon as I leave, the four of them will immediately surround me, so I will never leave.

Fu: When I had a cold.

Okay, okay, this is the episode that shows the most respect for people with colds.

Ran: (leaning closer) Then if you have a cold, I'll definitely give you a kiss.

Fu: (Thinking carefully) You can wear a mask.

However: No mask.

Fu: Then I'll go get an IV drip, in both arms at the same time.

Ran: (Laughs) No more kissing! (Caught back) (Unprotected kiss)

Wen: Good question. So what was Ranran's answer?

Bro, you're too cunning, I'm a little scared.

Wen: It's okay, what did he say in response?

Every weekend.

Wen: (Laughs) It's nothing, just a joke.

Why did you breathe a sigh of relief?!

Q13: What's your favorite position?

Ran: ! (Covering the child's ears) What kind of dangerous or inappropriate questions are these!

Gu: I like it when he can hold me.

Wasabi Pure Love?

Lu: I like seeing faces, you don't understand... Ugh.

Ye: I've been enjoying hugging lately.

Fu: What's the problem?

Boss, just choose your favorite one and describe it.

Fu: No. I won't allow you to imagine him.

Wen: I'm on Lao Fu's side this time.

Q14: In Ranxin's mind, how are they ranked?

Ran: Family status? I'm definitely number one, then Shi Qi, he's a dragon descendant! The five of them... in terms of combat strength, Fu Yanshen is definitely number one, Gu Chen is second, Wen Yiheng, with her underhanded tricks, can be third, and Lu Lin and Cheng Ye are tied for fourth, the score is very close.

Based on your preference?

Ran: (Staring) Do I have to die today?

Q15: Is one serving of five dishes enough? What if it's not enough?

Gu: Do it yourself.

Lu: If you don't have enough to eat, just steal some! I already said, the first half of the night is yours, and the second half is mine if you steal any. (Raises eyebrows)

Wild: Damn. I learned something.

Fu: Book the plane tickets. Take people abroad directly.

Wen: You should try different dishes every time you eat something.

Q16: So, whose child is Shiqi? Has it been verified?

However: No, for the sake of the stability of this family, we unanimously decided not to get a DNA test.

Gu: No.

Lu: Those handsome eyebrows and long legs, I can tell he's my own son.

Ye: Of course it's mine. Those old men's vitality is long gone.

Fu: Yes, it is.

Wen: Actually, I calculated the time.

Oh? So whose is it?

Wen: It was a weekend, you know.

Q17: What changes occur during pregnancy?

However: I feel that my temper was terrible during my pregnancy. I took turns cursing at all five of them every day, even the system. I couldn't stand the whole world.

Is that true? Let's ask the male guest.

Gu: During my pregnancy, he slept more, a bit like when we were in a game, he could fall asleep anywhere, and he would suddenly have a whim, like wanting to do a big cleaning at 2 a.m. We were all afraid he would bump into something, so we all got up and hurriedly helped him with the cleaning.

Lu: It smells even better now. Besides the fig scent, it's also a little sweet. You wouldn't know if I told you, but the two minutes I spend smelling my baby before bed every night are the happiest two hours.

Wild: During pregnancy, I feel like a little baby. I am indeed sleepy and like to eat sweets. I am flammable and explosive, but I am also very easy to coax myself. I will also suddenly want to eat something in the middle of the night.

What should we do then?

Ye: What? What should we do? Go buy some!

Fu: (frowning) That must have been too hard.

I understand. You must have suffered a lot during your pregnancy. He said his temper was terrible during his pregnancy.

Fu: I mean Ranran is having a tough time. His rejection reaction is very obvious. Except when he's sleeping, he's uncomfortable most of the time when he's awake, so he's become very clingy and affectionate. The pheromones can soothe him, but it only provides temporary relief. I actually hope he can vent his emotions on us more and be happier.

Wow, boss, you can talk so much!

Fu: It depends on what you're talking about.

Wen: During my pregnancy, his appetite decreased significantly, so I had to put in more effort to cook his favorite foods. I also became more emotionally sensitive. Sometimes I wouldn't hear a word he said, and when I turned around, I was already crying. He couldn't control himself; those were very heartbreaking months.

Q18: So, would you like to have a second baby?

Five people: (in unison) No.

Ran: (puzzled) Why? Isn't Shiqi cute?

Lu: That's not the same thing. You're suffering too much. Forget it. Is there any technology that can make an alpha give birth? Let Wen Yiheng give birth.

temperature:?

Q19: When was the last time you got angry?

Ran: Just this morning, Lu Lin ate my durian mille-feuille.

Lu: Master Qingtang, I thought it was left to me by the baby.

However: I left a note!

Lu: I didn't see any note.

Ye: (Quietly stuffs something into his pocket)

Lu: Angry? Not really angry. Shiqi recently started kindergarten, and the other day she came home saying that the teacher made them take white pills, one by one. I was furious and immediately went to the teacher to ask what happened.

What happened?

Lu: (Speechless) The teacher said that we ate yams for lunch that day.

Ran: (Usually) Don't mind them. They're all doting fathers. If Shiqi cries a couple of times, they'll want to pluck the stars from the sky. Luckily, Shiqi doesn't want the moon, otherwise China would have landed on the moon long ago.

Ye: I never get angry, I have a very good temper.

Lu: Hey, the package that arrived this morning was a muscle-building body wash, and the recipient was you.

Ye: (Slams a dunk) Lu Lin, you fucking say that again and see what happens.

Lu: Look at you, you're in such a hurry again.

Fu: I rarely get angry.

Ran: I know the answer to this question. The last time I got angry was when I secretly took a picture of him sleeping and sent it to Zhou Jin, who then sent it to Wu Ya, who then sent it to Lu Lin, and then the whole world knew about it.

Fu: (laughs) Baby, do you remember that I was with you tonight?

Ran: (Suddenly sits up straight) Fu Yanshen never gets angry, hmm.

Wen: The last time you got angry? That day at the supermarket, (pulling her over), do you remember why?

Ran: (frowning and thinking seriously) You seemed quite happy that day at the supermarket, were you angry?

Wen: You seem quite happy, don't you?

Ran: I was really happy. You don't know, it happened to be during the store's anniversary sale with a lucky draw. The clerk gave me three chances to win, and I even won the first prize!

Wen: So you hugged him?

However: (Stiff.jpg) Cough.

Q20. Is there anything you'd like to say to everyone watching on screen?

Gu: Live well.

Lu: Keep your eyes open! When looking for a partner, you should look for someone like me who is incredibly handsome, gentle and considerate, humorous, versatile, and has all the best qualities.

Ye: Then I wish that none of the stars you follow have wives.

Brother, thank you so much.

Fu: Take care of yourself, and I will take good care of Ranran.

Wen: Everything went smoothly, someone helped me with the exam.

Ran: Thank you everyone for being with me all this way! I love you all! (Gives me lots and lots of kisses) (I'm pulled back onto Fu's lap)

Xiao Shiqi: Waa ...

Dear teachers, what does this mean?

Ran: (Carries Xiaobao away) This is her own self-created happy spell. Wishing everyone happiness every day, biu!

(Recently, some readers have mentioned that our Boss Fu has never eaten meat, which reminded me that I haven't written about it yet. I'll add two extra chapters for Boss Fu in the next few days. Is there anything you'd like to see?)