The end of the world is approaching, I'm handing myself over to the country.

Chapter 32 Old P: "I may not be human, but you really are a dog!"

Several men charged forward menacingly.

Seeing this commotion, viewers in the live stream warned Old P to watch out for his life.

After all, these faces are quite recognizable in the live streaming community.

Old P was really getting into it.

"...In the blink of an eye, the zombie opened its blood-red maw to bite me, but who am I? I'm Old P! I slid in with a tackle..."

Sudden.

He felt a chill down his back.

It's the feeling of being targeted by a top predator.

Old P turned his head stiffly.

Wang Banxian had a dark expression on his face and was holding a brick (which he had picked up from the roadside earlier). He was staring at him menacingly.

next to.

Zi Ran clenched her fists, her knuckles cracking.

Although Su Xiaotu was smiling, she was holding a large, rusty pair of scissors in her hand, which she wielded with incredible speed and skill.

Mo Fang crossed his arms, looking on with amusement.

"Hey, isn't this P-God?"

Wang Banxian took two steps closer with a forced smile.

"Slide tackle? Come on, show me how to slide tackle."

Old P's smile froze instantly.

He swallowed hard and instinctively shrank back behind the wild fairy tale writer.

"Hey bro, let's talk this out..."

"Easy my foot!"

Wang Banxian slammed the brick into his hand, sending dust flying everywhere.

"We agreed to eat meat together, but you dared to betray us."

"If I don't get back at you, I'll be doing my wounded heart a disservice!"

Old P chuckled twice.

"Um...it's all a misunderstanding. I just wanted to...test the waters for everyone."

"Scouting ahead?"

Zi Ran sneered and took a step forward.

"Scoured the safe zone all night? Didn't even touch a single zombie, just here scamming for gifts, huh?"

Cold sweat beaded on Old P's forehead.

These people currently have a higher level of resentment than the zombies outside.

Especially Master Wang.

His eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets, bloodshot and red, clearly from being angry after not sleeping all night.

"Don't be impulsive, this is a safe zone, you can't fight here..." Old P tried to reason with him.

"Safe zone?"

Su Xiaotu smiled sweetly, then suddenly plunged the scissors in her hand into the stone next to Old P's feet.

Sparks flew everywhere.

"Who said we were going to have a showdown?"

"We just want to... have a deeper emotional exchange with you."

Several people slowly gathered around.

They cornered Old P and the wild fairy tale writer in a dead end of the fountain ruins.

The wild fairy tale writer generously raised his hands.

"I'm sorry, I didn't want this to happen, but Old P gave me just too much..."

After saying that, he turned to the side, exposing Old P completely to the firepower of the crowd.

Old P: "I may not be human, but you really are a dog!"

Old P looked at this pack of wolves and tigers with despair.

The live stream chat was flooded with comments, the dense text almost completely obscuring the screen.

Haha, this chaotic scene is so captivating!

[Wow! It's Night Whisper, my wife! I love you, Night Whisper!]

[It's Mo Fang! Mo Fang is so cool in person!]

[Little Rabbit, I'm your die-hard fan!]

These guys have met up. With the Heaven-Slaying Sword unsheathed, who can rival them?

It's already six o'clock. I don't believe there's anyone who can stay up longer than me.

I'm not planning on sleeping tonight! Ugh, these people are all together, I can't even imagine how exciting it will be!

Is this the legendary authentic offline experience? I love it!

The real key is the scissors in the bunny's hand; they're a magical weapon with tetanus properties.

[Old P: I was terrified. I thought it was special effects, but it was a real brick.]

Wang Banxian weighed the brick in his hand.

This thing is heavy and feels great in the hand.

"You bastard!" Wang Banxian slammed the brick against his other palm, making a loud cracking sound. "I'm not an unreasonable person either."

"My principle in life is not to hit women and children."

"But you are neither a woman nor a child."

Wang Banxian suddenly raised his arm, his facial muscles contorting from the force.

"So... you traitor, prepare to die!"

"Brothers, let's do it!"

"No, no, no! I have information!"

But before he could finish speaking, a fist the size of a sandbag came crashing down.

A group of people swarmed forward.

Old P let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered.

He curled up into a ball, his hands covering his head, a gesture so practiced it was heartbreaking.

They only stopped when the wounds were covered in bruises.

"Although Wasteland Era is very difficult, the combat feel is something that no other game can match. It's really awesome!" Su Xiaotu's loli voice didn't match her movements at all.

Taking advantage of the moment when everyone stopped, Old P quickly spoke up.

"I spent the whole day on the outskirts yesterday, and I didn't just coast along!"

"I've obtained a CAC-level intelligence report."

Old P didn't dare to linger and immediately explained everything about how he obtained the intelligence.

The people around them exchanged glances.

Zi Ran loosened her clenched fist.

Su Xiaotu lowered the scissors in her hand, but the tip was still pointed at Old P's groin.

"CAC?" Ye Yu asked, somewhat puzzled. "What level is that?"

Seeing that everyone was intimidated, Old P immediately perked up.

He cleared his throat, jumped off the rock, and dusted himself off.

"C stands for Difficulty, which means the difficulty of obtaining it."

"A stands for Reward, which rewards rarity."

"The last C stands for Mortality, the mortality rate."

This is a well-developed set of excuses.

That sounds pretty intimidating.

Wang Banxian looked at him suspiciously: "You made that up, didn't you?"

"The grocer sold it to me!" Old P exclaimed, "You bastards are lying to you!"

CAC.

High difficulty, high mortality rate, but... an A-level reward.

For these top players, only the letter "A" in the middle is truly attractive.

"Alright." Wang Banxian casually tossed the brick aside. "I'll trust you this once."

"If they dare to lie to us..."

Wang Banxian pointed to the scissors in Su Xiaotu's hand.

"Let Little Rabbit give you a free neutering surgery."

Su Xiaotu cooperated by snapping a clip into the air.

Old P suddenly squeezed his legs together, only to feel a chill in his groin.

The atmosphere eased a little.

Only then did the wild fairy tale writer dare to breathe a sigh of relief.

He timidly raised his hand: "Um...time is precious, shouldn't we set off? I feel like we're already far behind everyone else."

After he finished speaking, he pointed around.

The players who had initially come to watch the spectacle had mostly dispersed by now.

Everyone's busy killing zombies, who has time to watch these streamers goofing around?

"etc."

Mo Fang suddenly spoke.

"Check your status before you leave."

"Everyone, have you completed the beginner quests?"

The scene was very embarrassing.

Of the ten people, only four nodded.

The remaining six, including Wang Banxian, all looked bewildered.

"No way?" Mo Fang looked at Zi Ran in disbelief. "You were online for so long yesterday, and you didn't even kill a single zombie?"

Zi Ran said matter-of-factly, "I killed him, but an accident happened on the way back."

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