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Chapter 286 Eating hotpot and singing songs while watching foreigners being chased by zombies
Someone posted a thread with a very eye-catching title:
I absolutely love how the Chinese civilization practices!
The content is like this:
"Let me be frank, I absolutely love what the Yanhuang civilization did this time!"
Shoot down all the planes in the world—clean and efficient!
Deploying troops to prepare for a landing and clear out the zombies—decisive and courageous!
Completely disregard the lives and deaths of those Westerners—that's how it should be!
Aren't those Westerners usually so arrogant? Aren't they the ones who set the rules of the world? Don't they look down on us?
And now? Have you turned into a zombie?
Live it!
The Yanhuang civilization truly understands me. Those who aren't descendants of Yanhuang weren't even human to begin with. They died, so what? What's there to feel sorry for?
The only pity is that I am not yet a citizen of the Yanhuang clan.
However, I believe that sooner or later, I will be able to immigrate there.
Then, I will be able to stand tall and say: I am human, I am an intelligent species!
Looking forward to that day!
P.S.: Westerners, don't come at me. If you do, you're right, but you're about to turn into a zombie, and I don't argue with the dead.
The comments below the post were all "supportive":
"I support the original poster! You've spoken my mind!"
"Indeed, those foreigners used to be so arrogant, but now? They've turned into zombies and nobody's even going to collect their bodies."
"This is karma."
"Don't be too gloating, after all, it involves billions of lives..."
"The 'Mother Mary' upstairs? They've turned into zombies and still want to bite us, and you feel sorry for them?"
"Exactly, their first reaction upon turning into zombies is to bite. Now we sympathize with them, but who will sympathize with those who get bitten to death?"
"Stop arguing, stop arguing, just watch the show. Anyway, we're safe."
"Yes, yes, yes, watching a show. Eating hotpot and singing songs while watching foreigners turn into zombies."
……
The entire internet was buzzing with excitement, like it was Chinese New Year.
Of course, a few people are also worried about the future:
"What do you think we should do if the virus really spreads to our country?"
"It can't get in. The borders are all sealed off."
"What if some manage to slip through the net?"
"Then leave it to the country. Don't you trust our country's military and medical system?"
"Exactly, the Type 99A main battle tanks have been deployed, and the Land Shield 3000 has been set up. Forget about zombies, even aliens would be turned to pieces."
"And we still have the Yanhuang civilization. They definitely won't let the virus spread here."
"Yes, the Yanhuang civilization also needs to protect its 'homeland'."
"That's true..."
So, that little bit of worry was quickly overwhelmed by more optimism.
At 8 PM, on a short video platform.
A streamer started a live broadcast.
The camera pans across his living room. He sits on the sofa, with snacks and drinks on the coffee table, looking incredibly relaxed.
"Hey guys, good evening!" The streamer waved at the camera. "What are we talking about today? Zombies?"
The screen was instantly flooded with comments:
"You're so calm, streamer!"
"Zombies are everywhere outside, and you're eating snacks here?"
"Where is the streamer from? Is it safe for her?"
The anchor smiled and said, "I'm from the heart of China, it's perfectly safe. I stayed home all day today and nothing happened."
He picked up a bag of potato chips, took a crunch, and said, "To be honest, today is the most comfortable day I've had since I started working. No need to squeeze onto the subway, no need to get yelled at by my boss, no need to work overtime until late at night. I can just lie here, scroll through my phone, and watch foreigners being chased by zombies—"
He paused, then spoke earnestly to the camera:
"I have to thank the country. Really. Thank you for the country's quick response, thank you for the military protecting us, and thank you to all the frontline workers fighting the epidemic. Without them, I might be running from zombies in the street right now."
The comments section erupted in agreement:
"Indeed, thank you to the country."
"Thank you to everyone who protected us."
"pay tribute!"
The anchor continued, "We also have to thank the Yanhuang civilization. They shot down all the planes in the sky, so even if someone wanted to poison us, they wouldn't have the tools."
He scrolled through his phone: "Look at those videos online, those foreign netizens, they're all devastated. They're posting things like 'Why won't the Yanhuang civilization save us?' and 'We're human too!' Hahaha, you're human? Weren't you expelled from the human race?"
The comments section was filled with laughter:
"Hahahaha, you're so mean, streamer."
"You're laughing at people who have turned into zombies."
"If they turn into zombies, you should laugh at them even more, or else wait for them to bite you?"
The streamer laughed, "Alright, alright, enough joking. Seriously though, this crisis is indeed very serious. Those mutated zombies are five times stronger than ordinary people. Ordinary people have absolutely no chance of fighting back against them."
"But—" he changed the subject, "our country has a way. The Type 99A main battle tank, the Land Shield 3000, the Type 1130 close-in weapon system—these are all specifically designed to deal with them. You have five times the physical strength? One shot from me and you're ashes. You have ten times the physical strength? One burst from me and you're a sieve."
"So, everyone, don't panic. Just stay home and don't go out unnecessarily. The government will handle everything."
The comments section was filled with agreement:
"The anchor is right, not causing trouble is the greatest contribution."
"Stay home, binge-watch TV shows and play games until things are over."
"I'll take this opportunity to catch up on all the shows I've missed."
"Hahaha, me too! I finally have time to watch dramas."
The anchor nodded: "Yes, that's the mindset. What storms haven't we Chinese weathered? This time will be no different; we'll definitely get through it safely."
He paused, then suddenly lowered his voice:
"Moreover, perhaps after this crisis, we'll be even closer to migrating to the Yanhuang civilization. Think about it, those Westerners are either dead or turned into zombies. In the future, the only ones left who can live normally on Earth will be us, the people of the Dragon Kingdom and the citizens of Yanhuang. If they don't migrate to us, who will they migrate to?"
The chat instantly erupted in excitement:
"Holy crap, what you said makes sense!"
"Yes, yes, yes, with all those Westerners gone, we're the only source of population left."
"The Yanhuang civilization definitely needs to expand its citizenry; otherwise, how can it develop?"
"I hope that day comes soon!"
"I also want to go to the Yanhuang Continent. I heard that houses there are allocated for free."
"There's also free healthcare and free education; it's practically paradise."
"Stop talking, stop talking, the more you talk about it, the tastier I get."
The anchor waved with a smile: "Alright, alright, stop dreaming. Let's get through this crisis safely first. Everyone remember to stay home as much as possible, wear masks, and wash your hands frequently. If you feel unwell, report it immediately."
"Alright, that's all for today's live stream. Goodnight, everyone!"
He turned off the live stream, lay down on the sofa, and looked at the night view outside the window.
The night was very quiet.
A few faint barks could be heard in the distance, then silence returned.
This city is peaceful tonight.
Meanwhile, thousands of kilometers away, countless cities are burning.
But that's someone else's business.
He turned over and closed his eyes.
Tomorrow, I don't have to go to work again.
very nice.
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