A single man checks into a couples' room; his life of ease and comfort begins.
Chapter 261 is a bit awkward!
After Miss Elise finished accompanying Hao Qiangzhuang's mother, Mu Guihua, she walked to the car, opened the door, sat in the passenger seat, and glanced at Hao Qiangzhuang in the driver's seat.
Hao Qiangzhuang had his eyes open, and the chair was reclined. He seemed to have some unspeakable worries on his mind.
Miss Elise closed and locked the car door, reclined the seat, and said, "I never imagined that a mountain village in China would be so poor and backward."
Hao Qiangzhuang said with a smile, "It'll be fine in a couple of years."
Elise looked around, thought for a long time, and then said, "Mom asked if we're getting married?"
Hao Qiangzhuang turned to look at Elise and asked, "What was your answer?"
"I didn't answer!" Miss Elise also lay on her side, looking at Hao Qiangzhuang with tenderness in her eyes.
Hao Qiangzhuang's thoughts, however, were not on Miss Iris, but on his brother-in-law and sister in the main room.
Those two guys had never seen so much money before, especially Liu Yaodong, who even started having wicked thoughts.
Hao Qiangqiang went away to work for half a year and experienced almost everything that others would only experience in a lifetime.
At this point, they were mostly at a loss.
Whether it's family or love, sometimes they are things that leave you helpless, and no matter what you do, it can't be right.
Because people have different perspectives!
Therefore, different attitudes and perspectives will lead to different conclusions.
In Liu Yaodong's view, Hao Qiangzhuang was like a nouveau riche, or a rooster that could lay golden eggs. It was this feeling that gave him the impulse to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
That night, it suddenly started raining in the middle of the night, and the air became muggy. Hao Qiangzhuang turned on the air conditioner to ventilate the car, and the air inside became a little better.
Miss Elise, however, became restless and began scratching her neck, breathing heavily. If the light were on, one could clearly see that her cheeks were already flushed.
Before anyone knew it, Miss Elise had grabbed Hao Qiangqiang's hand and pulled it forcefully towards her, placing it at the neckline of her collar.
The eaves of the house started to leak, and the leak was right above the bamboo bed where Liu Yaodong was sleeping.
Liu Yaodong got up impatiently, hurriedly stood up, turned around and saw that the door to the main room was not closed, so he immediately went over.
The rain poured down, and the sky was so dark that you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating it for a brief moment and bringing a brief glimmer of light.
Liu Yaodong stood at the entrance of the main room, his eyes fixed on every move inside the car.
Perhaps Hao Qiangzhuang was too focused at the time and didn't notice what was happening outside.
Lightning struck unexpectedly on the opposite side, hitting an ancient tree and igniting a raging fire, which was extinguished instantly by the heavy rain.
Perhaps because the rain was too heavy, the sound of Liu Yaodong closing the door was not heard by Hao Qiangzhuang and Miss Iris in the car.
It rained for half the night, and stopped just as dawn broke the next day.
Sunlight streamed in through the car window, so bright that Hao Qiangzhuang could barely open his eyes. Suddenly, Iris woke up, clutching her stomach. Her pupils dilated, and her face turned deathly pale as she turned to look at Hao Qiangzhuang. After holding it in for a long time, she suddenly blurted out, "I need to poop!"
Hao Qiangzhuang, still half asleep, mumbled, "Then go ahead!"
Miss Elise smiled wryly and asked, "Where is the restroom?"
Hao Qiangzhuang finally came to his senses, turned around, unlocked the car door, opened it, and took Miss Iris to the restroom.
In Hao Qiangzhuang's hometown, the toilets aren't called toilets; in the local dialect, they're called "maosi."
It's basically two wooden planks placed over a latrine. If you use too much force, the planks will wobble, and the worst part is that when you're defecating, water might splash up.
That feeling was so nauseating that I don't even want to remember it.
It is said that drunk people should not go to "maosi" (a type of brothel), but should just find a secluded place to relieve themselves.
Otherwise, if you're not feeling well and accidentally step into a hole, you'll probably fall.
Even if you don't embarrass yourself, you'll still die of embarrassment!
The gate of "Mao Si" was made by covering four wooden sticks with urea bags and then fixing them with several nails.
Miss Elise looked disgusted, her skin crawling with goosebumps. Under Hao Qiangzhuang's watchful gaze, she went inside and closed the door.
Hao Qiangzhuang was about to leave when Miss Iris's voice rang out: "Hao Qiangzhuang, don't go yet! I'm afraid I might accidentally fall, and you'll have to save me!"
An awkward smile appeared on Hao Qiangzhuang's face as he replied, "Don't worry, I'm not leaving."
Then, a sound like a stone falling into water came from inside the "thatch".
After a while, Miss Elise's voice came from inside again: "Hao Qiangzhuang, I forgot to bring paper."
Just as she said this, Hao Qiangzhuang's brother-in-law, Liu Yaodong, walked over, clutching his stomach and holding a tissue. Seeing Hao Qiangzhuang standing at the entrance of "Mao Si" and hearing Miss Elise's voice, he couldn't help but hand the tissue to Hao Qiangzhuang, saying, "Brother, give this to your sister-in-law!"
That moment was truly an extremely awkward experience.
Miss Elise heard it too, and crouching in the "thatched roof," her cheeks instantly turned bright red.
Liu Yaodong felt he couldn't take it anymore, so he shoved a tissue into Hao Qiangzhuang's hand. His face was red and then turning pale. He turned around and said, "I can't hold it in anymore. Let's go to the back mountain to take care of it."
Then, Liu Yaodong suddenly felt an urge to urinate and sped off towards the back of the mountain.
Hao Qiangzhuang paused for a moment, then turned around and walked to the door of "Mao Si" and handed over the toilet paper.
Afterwards, Miss Elise came out, looking at Hao Qiangzhuang with obvious embarrassment, and said, "I feel so scared even taking a dump. Not only could I fall in at any moment, but it would also splash water everywhere. Ugh! How disgusting!"
Around nine o'clock, Hao Qiangzhuang's father, Hao Aiguo, came over with Dezhong from the village.
Dezhong specializes in building houses and is a cousin of Hao Qiangzhuang, belonging to the same generation.
Upon seeing him arrive, Hao Qiangzhuang immediately called out, "Brother Dezhong, have a smoke!"
As they were talking, Hao Qiangzhuang took a cigarette out of his pocket and handed it to Hao Dezhong.
Hao Dezhong took the cigarette, glanced at the label, and was startled. Then he laughed and said, "Zhuangzi, this cigarette is good! One of these is equivalent to three packs of my cigarettes."
There were only a few cigarettes left, so Hao Qiangzhuang simply gave them to Hao Dezhong along with the pack, saying, "Brother Dezhong, since you think these cigarettes are good, and I don't have many left in this pack, you can have them!"
"How could I possibly accept this?" Hao Dezhong said no, but his hands betrayed him, reaching out to take it.
Just like the saying in my hometown, "Don't, don't, scoop it up with your backhand!"
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