Livestreaming Forbidden Zone: Starting with a Qilin Tattoo Terrifies the Entire Internet

Chapter 566 Back in the day I... Shut up, or I'll smash your head in!

A clear, girlish voice came from the mouth of a ferocious tiger that was ten meters tall.

This stark contrast plunged the entire live stream into a deathly silence that lasted for three seconds.

Then came a deluge of question marks.

【????????】

Am I hallucinating?

[It's a girl?! So big, and with such a soft voice?!]

[Titans? What are those? A new race?]

Jiang Han's expression also became somewhat strange.

He released his grip and threw the Frost Prison White Tiger to the ground.

A hint of joy flashed in the white tiger's eyes, and it turned to run away.

"Bang!"

One foot precisely stepped on its long, furry tail.

"Aww!"

The white tiger grimaced in pain, letting out a miserable scream, and turned to glare angrily at Jiang Han.

"You little Titan! Don't think you can treat me like this just because I'm injured!"

It seemed to remember something, and instantly regained its confidence.

"Let me tell you, back in my day I was a thousand meters tall..."

"Thump!"

Jiang Han raised the frying pan expressionlessly and hit it again.

A large, visible bump quickly swelled up on the white tiger's head.

"I won't say anymore! I won't say anymore!"

The white tiger immediately backed down, its voice trembling with tears.

"Please, brother! Do whatever you want!"

Jiang Han stepped on its tail and sat leisurely on a boulder.

To appease the audience's curiosity, he deliberately lowered his IQ and asked a question that he didn't actually care about much.

Why do you think I'm a Titan?

[Great question! That's exactly what I wanted to ask!]

[Tell me quickly! I've already prepared my notebook to take notes!]

Upon hearing this, Baihu glanced at Jiang Han with an expression as if he were looking at an idiot.

"Only a little Titan like you, who just came back from outside, would ask such a stupid question."

It seemed to have forgotten the excruciating pain in its head and started putting on airs again.

"Don't think you're so powerful just because you're bullying me now that I'm injured. You're nothing special. Later, I'll be leading you Titans to your settlement..."

"Thump!"

The frying pan landed precisely.

Baihu, who was spouting grand pronouncements, paused, looking at Jiang Han with teary eyes.

"Stop hitting him! Stop hitting him!"

"I'll talk! I'll talk, okay?!"

It explained, looking aggrieved.

"Because in this world, only you Titan descendants can freely shrink your bodies! And only you would make yourselves this small!"

In the end, its true nature was revealed, and its tone was full of contempt.

"Everyone thinks big is beautiful, only a weakling like you would choose to shrink your body."

"Seriously, even among all the Titans I've ever seen, you're the most outrageous! You've shrunk your body to such a tiny size. Are you worried about other creatures seeing you, that's why you're so small?"

[Pfft...weakling? It actually called Jiang Shen a weakling?]

[This big cat has a really sharp tongue; confirmed, a reincarnation of an internet troll.]

[Hahaha, according to its theory, wouldn't we Earthlings be all Titans?]

You can try it, and you'll die.

Jiang Han was too lazy to explain his human identity to it.

He lifted his foot and loosened the unfortunate tail.

Then, under the watchful gaze of the white tiger, he took a step forward and sat directly on its furry, broad back.

A warm, soft touch came over me, as if I were sinking into the finest wool carpet.

Beneath him, he could clearly feel the giant beast's steady and powerful heartbeat, as well as its vigorous blood and energy as powerful as a volcano.

This feeling... is actually not bad.

"The experience of petting the big cat was perfect."

"Alright, stop with the nonsense."

Jiang Han patted its back.

"Let's go, take me away from here."

"Hey! Little Titan! Don't think I'm really that weak!"

The white tiger Yueyao shook its body in dissatisfaction, trying to shake off the human on its back, but found that the other party was as steady as a rock.

It has no choice but to give up.

"Back in the day, I was ten thousand meters tall, incredibly powerful, and the undisputed ruler of the entire planet! Now I'm a fallen tiger, bullied by you, but don't think I'm really that weak!"

"Okay, okay, I know, let's go."

Jiang Han gave a very perfunctory reply.

Under Jiang Han's forceful coercion, Yue Yao had no choice but to reluctantly become his mount, carrying him through the vast primeval forest.

It walked along, muttering complaints under its breath.

"I can't take it anymore, little Titan, I can't walk anymore, I need some water."

It lowered its head and drank water by a stream, then stretched out its paws to scoop out several large fish, each several meters long, and crunched them down before swallowing them.

Only after it had filled its stomach did it continue to complain.

"Why did you have to come here for no reason? This is a legendary holy land! If it weren't for that damned Fiery Prison Bird, Vermilion Bird, fighting with that disgusting Abyss Petrifying Demon Eye, I wouldn't even dare to come here! How dare you!?"

【Braise! Vermilion Bird!】

[Medusa too?! Did I hear that right? This is a mythological free-for-all!]

[So much information! Quick, grab your notebooks and write it down! It'll be on the test!]

Jiang Han lay on the soft white fur, his eyes flickering slightly.

Suzaku? Medusa?

He spoke casually, grasping the key words.

"Does the Vermilion Bird refer to the red bird that fought Medusa?"

"yes!"

Yueyao said indignantly.

"This whole area is that stupid bird's territory! It's shameless; not only has it fenced off the entire Mars Ruins - Flaming Mountain as its own territory, but it's also turned Cangchi Stream, where the ancient star gate altar is located, into its own!"

"No wonder that petrifying demon eye wanted to fight it!"

It seemed to have gotten carried away with its insults, and in doing so, it also verbally abused the Titans.

"But speaking of which, you Titans are even more outrageous. You simply moved an entire planet in and took over a quarter of its territory!"

"Ah! You all deserve to die!"

[This smell is too strong; I seriously suspect this tiger has been online.]

[Haha, this is a giant, angry young man! I love it!]

When Jiang Han heard about the Ancient Star Gate Altar, his eyes flickered, but he remained silent.

To distract the talkative tiger, he casually asked.

"Flaming Mountain?"

"Do you have a banana leaf fan here?"

He was just making a joke to see if the mythology of this other world was also being used in a crossover.

However, Yueyao was taken aback when she heard this.

Immediately afterwards, it leaped up, its huge tiger eyes flashing with surprise, and its voice becoming excited.

"Yes, I have!"

"Little Titan, do you intend to sneak into Emerald Cloud Peak within the Flaming Mountains and retrieve the Lunar Banana Leaf Fan?"

"I heard there's a banana grove over there, with lots of delicious bananas growing there..."

This time.

Jiang Han's pupils dilated in shock.

The viewers in the live stream were also collectively stunned.

【…】

Holy crap?!

[Holy crap!!! It really exists?!]

[Help! This is so out of place! The Journey to the West crew is fighting on an alien planet?!]

Princess Iron Fan! My Princess Iron Fan! Hehehe!

Yueyao was completely oblivious to the shock of Jiang Han and the audience.

Seeing that Jiang Han was interested in the banana leaf fan, a sly glint flashed in its beastly eyes, and it immediately came over excitedly.

It lowered its voice and spoke in a seductive tone, like a bad friend luring a good student to an internet cafe.

"Hehe, little Titan, want one? Let me tell you, it's a real treasure!"

"Here's the deal: if you just bring me that 'Resurrection Grass' from near your Titan territory, I'll take you to steal the Banana Leaf Fan!"

Seeing that Jiang Han remained unmoved, it raised the stakes again.

"Even raiding that silly bird's nest and stealing a few Vermilion Bird eggs to roast and eat wouldn't be out of the question!"

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