Livestreaming Forbidden Zone: Starting with a Qilin Tattoo Terrifies the Entire Internet

"Awoo~~"

The colossal body of the Mortal Python, Kraken, composed of countless distorted human faces, emitted a strange sound, like a puppy whining.

It seemed to sense its new owner's inexplicable "trouble".

Immediately afterwards, a tentacle as thick as a bucket carefully curled up a piece that was still emitting a faint divine glow.

The thigh bone of some unlucky deity was respectfully presented to Jiang Han.

That meaning was as if to say...

"Master, are you hungry? How about a snack to tide you over?"

Jiang Han waved his hand dismissively, pushing away the divine bone that emitted an alluring aroma of energy.

"Take it away, I don't want to eat it."

He was enjoying a perfectly timed massage from Kraken's other tentacle, the pressure just right to relieve the fatigue deep in his muscles.

But a rare look of bewilderment appeared on his face.

He looked up at the system interface, where the countdown for the "Causality and Destiny Coins" event still had over ten hours left.

For the first time, I felt lost because things were going "too smoothly".

It went so smoothly that even this madman, who enjoyed dancing on the edge of a knife, felt a sense of boredom and loss of control.

The viewers in the live stream were completely stunned by what they saw.

[Holy crap? What did I just see? Treating a god's bones like snacks? This pet is something else, it'll really step up when needed!]

[Jiang Shen: How incredibly lonely it is to be invincible.]

[This massage technique is clearly practiced, but I wonder who she practiced on before... Oh, it was Behemoth, never mind then.]

I suspect that Jiang Shen isn't on an adventure right now, but on vacation.

Jiang Han looked at the comments on the screen, sighed (a rare occurrence for him), and complained to the camera:

"To be honest, this trip to Guixu went a little too smoothly because of this thing."

He pointed to his head, meaning the Destiny Coins in the system.

"I reckon we won't encounter anything truly shocking for a long time to come."

He said it so casually, as if he were just saying the weather was nice today.

The live chat exploded instantly.

【Danger!!!】

[No! Jiang Shen, please stop healing me! I'm fucking scared!]

Here it comes, the death flag may be late, but it's finally here!

[I can almost hear the background music starting up. You, man in front, have successfully caught my attention!]

[749th Bureau Command Center: Attention all personnel! Attention all personnel! The target has activated "Words Become Law" mode! Repeat! The target has activated "Words Become Law" mode! Non-combat personnel, evacuate immediately!]

Jiang Han's voice hadn't completely dissipated in the icy seawater.

Pfft!

A muffled thud.

A dark shadow, like a brick thrown from a height of ten thousand meters, fell straight down from the endless dark sea above.

He landed face-first, less than three meters in front of Jiang Han.

A small patch of dust was stirred up from the seabed.

In that instant, the whole world fell silent.

Jiang Han's expression froze.

"..."

The fawning expressions on the thousands of faces of the Kraken beneath him froze.

"..."

In the global live stream, the rapidly scrolling chat messages seemed to have been paused.

"..."

At the 749 Bureau Command Center in Beijing, Long Guozhu's hand, holding a teacup, froze in mid-air, his mouth slightly open.

"..."

Everyone stared intently at the motionless dark figure lying on the ground, their minds collectively going blank.

What is that... thing?

The dark figure swayed as it got up from the ground and dusted off non-existent dust.

It was a cat, completely black, standing on two legs...?

The cat is about 1.2 meters tall and is wearing a faded blue cardigan.

He also had an old-fashioned abacus slung across his back.

It raised its head, revealing a round cat face with two whiskers sticking up, and a pair of beady eyes filled with the confusion of just waking up.

Even Jiang Han, who had done everything from slaying gods to destroying Buddhas, experienced a 0.3-second mental blank at this moment.

He's killed gods and swallowed demons whole.

But at a depth of over 10,000 meters in the ocean, a cat that can wear clothes and carries an abacus fell from the sky.

This is beyond his experience.

The black cat rubbed its eyes, as if it had finally seen the scene before it clearly.

When it saw Jiang Han, its tiny, beady eyes lit up instantly, revealing an extremely human-like expression of surprise.

It rushed over in a few quick steps, and greeted us warmly in fluent Mandarin with a slight Beijing accent.

"Ah! We've finally arrived! Greetings, fellow Daoist! May I ask which way to the Atlantis Multiverse Commerce Guild branch?"

That shout completely shattered the rationality of viewers worldwide.

Holy crap!!!

[Talking Tom? ?? It's Talking Tom! This is definitely a related to Talking Tom!]

[It can even speak Mandarin?! Is there a Jingnan Station under Guixu?! A time and space hub, right?!]

[I hereby declare! I am now a permanent resident of a mental hospital! Nobody can interfere with me! I've gone mad!]

[Oh no, I feel like my worldview was smashed three times by Jiang Shen with a hammer, and now this cat has crushed it again!]

[Is this Bureau 749? Yes, I need to report a cat illegally crossing the border!]

Jiang Han looked at the black cat in front of him, which was bowing and scraping and had an expression that said, "Have you eaten?", and remained silent for two seconds.

His powerful brain was racing, trying to comprehend the absurd scene before him.

Then, he came to a conclusion.

"It's that damn gold coin again."

Once he understood this, he calmed down.

He pointed north with a blank expression and said calmly:

"This is the Guixu Prison used by the Qin Empire to imprison the false gods of the West, not the real Atlantis."

He paused, then added in a statement of fact tone.

"The place you want to go should be in that direction."

The direction he pointed was the endless darkness above.

"Probably... a few thousand light-years, I guess."

The smile on the black cat's face froze instantly.

It picked at its ears, as if thinking it had misheard.

"Huh? What? The Qin Dynasty prison?"

It scratched its head, looking rather silly, and pulled out a crumpled map that looked like parchment from the small bag on its back, examining it for a long time.

"Wait a minute... my teleportation scroll is fine... Oh crap, I'm in the wrong place!"

It slapped its thigh, its face full of frustration.

But when its gaze inadvertently swept over Jiang Han's bare upper body,

When I saw that Qilin tattoo that emitted a faint golden light, as if it might come to life at any moment.

When it saw Jiang Han's pure Eastern face.

The cat's eyes changed instantly!

One second he was a clueless tourist who couldn't find his way, the next second...

Those tiny, bean-sized eyes gleamed with the undisguised shrewdness of a merchant seeing gold!

Wow!

It let out an exaggerated exclamation, looking Jiang Han up and down with the same gaze it would give a rare treasure.

"Fellow Daoists from the East! Pure-blooded! Alive!"

It jumped up excitedly, and the abacus beads on its back made a crisp "clattering" sound.

"It's been so long! It must have been thousands of years since I did business with a major client from the East!"

It rubbed its two furry paws together, approached with a fawning expression, and whispered mysteriously.

"Fellow Daoist, I smell the aura of a true dragon on you!"

"It's very faint, but it's definitely not wrong! It's that kind of...fresh scent that's just been physically exorcised not long ago!"

It sniffed the air vigorously with its nose, its expression one of pure bliss.

"Fellow Daoist, may I have a glimpse? Just one! I'm willing to exchange technology that transcends this dimension for it!"

Jiang Han didn't even lift his eyelids.

He already knew the cat's background from the system's prompts.

【Interstellar Merchant - Mystic Cat】: A dimensional merchant who travels through countless worlds and has a fanatical obsession with collecting images and materials of all mythical creatures.

"A shrewd businessman."

Jiang Han mentally defined it.

However, one shouldn't refuse benefits that come knocking on their door.

Without wasting any words, he directly activated the system's built-in video playback function.

A holographic image was instantly projected into the cold seawater.

The video showed the final scene of his encounter with the SSS-level Abyss Blackwater Corpse Dragon in the Dragon Burial Blood Pool.

The terrifying dragon, hundreds of meters long and half flesh and half machinery, was pinned to the boiling blood pool by nine meteorite chains.

It opened its murky, venomous, dark golden vertical pupil, releasing a terrifying pressure that would make even the gods tremble.

Finally, suppressed by Jiang Han's domineering and unparalleled Qilin phantom, it closed its eyes in humiliation.

The whole process, although only a few tens of seconds,

But the system perfectly recorded that earth-shattering aura and the final, earth-shattering collision of divine power.

The black cat trembled all over as it watched, its big, green bean-sized eyes wide open, its mouth agape, and drool almost dripping from its mouth.

"A miracle! This is a miracle of the universe! A treasure of life!"

It let out a captivated exclamation and excitedly clapped its two paws together.

"Such a perfect abyssal aberration! Such a pure union of death and rebirth! Fellow Daoist! Thank you! Thank you for your generosity!"

Xuanmao was so excited that he became somewhat incoherent.

It frantically rummaged through its small bag for a long time before finally pulling out a crystal ball and shoving it into Jiang Han's hand.

The crystal ball was only the size of a fist, but it seemed to contain an entire world inside.

A floating island, shrouded in mist and with rolling hills, floats quietly in the center of the crystal ball, and you can even see birds flying over it.

"This gift is a token of my gratitude to you, fellow Daoist!"

After handing the crystal ball to Jiang Han, Xuanmao seemed to have fulfilled some great wish and let out a long sigh of relief.

Then, it casually grabbed at the void in front of it!

Stab it--!

A black crack appeared out of nowhere in the seawater.

The black cat raised its paws at Jiang Han, chuckled, and then burrowed inside.

The crack closed instantly and vanished without a trace, as if it had never existed.

Jiang Han was left behind, along with billions of bewildered viewers worldwide.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have unlocked an unexpected encounter: Interstellar Merchant - Mystic Cat!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the S-rank magical treasure, Mustard Seed Sumeru!]

[Description: Pick up this item and say the command "Open the Cave Heaven" to unfold a floating island with an internal area of ​​ten square kilometers at any location. Say the command "Close the Cave Heaven" and the island will return to the magical artifact.]

Jiang Han held the smooth, warm crystal ball in his hand, gazing at the exquisitely beautiful floating island inside, and fell silent once more.

He turned his head and glanced at the comments in the live stream.

I found that the same sentence was being displayed all over the screen.

[I lost my virginity for the third time to Jiang Shen...]

Jiang Han's face instantly darkened.

With a dark expression, he put the crystal ball into his system space and posed a soul-searching question to the system:

"System, you fucking explain to me why a Tom Cat fell down from the bottom of the Ruins?"

[Ding! Boundless Earthly Power! This is the mighty force of the Law of Cause and Effect: The Coin of Destiny! Congratulations, host, for making early contact with different beings in the universe!]

The system's voice was as pretentious as ever.

Jiang Han's eye twitched, but she patiently continued to ask.

"...Then let me ask you, why does it look so much like Talking Tom?"

The system was silent for two seconds.

[Ding! How am I supposed to know this?]

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