The landlord has multiple personalities and wants everyone to pay him.
Chapter 545 Xiao Nuan...
Ye Shu ultimately couldn't outdrink Qin Lili.
The two sat at the dining table, which was piled high with barbecue skewers and empty beer cans. Several cans were piled up at their feet. They had even finished eating potato chips and went back to their playhouse to play with their toys.
Qin Lili clicked open another can, took a sip, put the can on the table, and smacked her lips twice.
"Just drinking beer isn't enough, Ye Shu, how about some baijiu?"
Ye Shu was staring at Xiao Nuan when he heard this and was taken aback.
He's the kind of guy who drinks until his kidneys are sore, he can go to the bathroom right after downing a beer and doesn't get drunk easily.
But he really wasn't confident about mixing beer with baijiu.
As the old saying goes, "Mix beer and baijiu, and even a god can turn over."
He drank like that once when he was in college, and ended up vomiting all night, even bringing up bile. He spent the next day lying in his dorm, groaning even when he turned over.
Seeing Ye Shu hesitate, Qin Lili directly offered him a way out—no, she pushed him into a pit:
"You're free tomorrow, what's wrong with having a drink? You can just sleep all day."
Ye Shu looked down at the beer can in her hand, and then thought about what she had learned today.
All four of them were there on the wedding day, Xiao Nuan said it herself.
He could also sense that Xiaoxue was truly different at that moment.
This realization grew sweeter and sweeter in his heart, and now he felt like drinking, happy, especially happy.
"Okay, then let's have some."
He nodded and turned to look at Xiao Nuan:
"Anyway, I have nothing to do tomorrow."
Xiao Nuan blinked at him but didn't react.
Qin Lili immediately took out her phone and placed an order for a delivery service.
A moment later, the doorbell rang, and the delivery guy handed over a bag, then turned and left.
Qin Lili returned with the bag, took out the liquor, which came in two boxes. She opened one, and the bottle inside looked just like Moutai, with a red ribbon and gold lettering, which looked quite impressive.
But it didn't seem to be Moutai; it was some kind of sauce-flavored baijiu.
Ye Shu didn't look closely; to be honest, his mind was already a bit slow at this point.
Although drinking alcohol affects his kidneys, he can't keep drinking all the time, and he gets tipsy when he needs to.
Qin Lili unscrewed the cap, and a strong smell of liquor wafted out, making Ye Shu wrinkle his nose. He tried to sneeze but couldn't, and rubbed his nose hard in discomfort.
Ye Shu doesn't drink baijiu much, so he doesn't really know much about it. Do they usually give away a pair of small wine cups when you buy baijiu?
He and Qin Lili each poured a cup, and Ye Shu picked it up and smelled it; it was indeed quite strong.
"Come on, let's have a drink!"
Qin Lili raised her glass, and the two clinked glasses. Qin Lili tilted her head back and downed it in one gulp, making Ye Shu feel a little embarrassed to take a sip. She gritted her teeth and also downed her glass in one go.
What's the alcohol content of this liquor? As the liquor went down his throat, Ye Shu felt like his esophagus was on fire, as if he had swallowed a mouthful of fire, which made him cough. He quickly ate a meat skewer to calm himself down.
When beer and baijiu are mixed together, the alcohol kicks in like a rocket during Chinese New Year.
After drinking just two cups, Ye Shu started scratching his head more frequently, inserting his fingers into his hair from his forehead and stroking it backwards, as if he had lice on his head.
After drinking two more cups, he started rubbing his face, moving his hands around on his face like a kitten washing its face.
After drinking two more cups, Ye Shu's tongue was swollen.
"You... what kind of wine is this? It's a bit... strong..."
These words were difficult to pronounce; they were mumbled and unclear, as if his mouth was stuffed with a shoe insole.
Qin Lili sat opposite him, looking at Ye Shu with amusement. She noticed that Ye Shu had been able to keep up with her drinking beer without blushing or skipping a beat, but how come he couldn't keep up with baijiu at all?
She drank just as much as Ye Shu, in fact, quite a bit more. Although she was also a little drunk, at least she could still sit up straight and keep her eyes focused.
She watched Ye Shu across from her start imitating a chick pecking at rice and laughed:
"Ye Shu, are you drunk? Your alcohol tolerance is terrible!"
If some men said this, they would definitely slam the table and shout, "Who's drunk? I can still drink!" They would be stubborn as a mule, getting more and more defiant the more drunk they get.
But Ye Shu wasn't that kind of person. He rested his arm on the table, narrowed his eyes, and replied very sincerely:
"Hmm... I'm a little... confused..."
As he spoke, he raised one hand, not pointing it at Qin Lili, but simply stretched it out and gave her a thumbs-up.
"Sister Lili... I can't outdrink you... You're the one..."
Qin Lili watched as Ye Shu practically crawled under the table, looking dazed and confused, and found it increasingly amusing.
She poured herself another small cup and smiled:
"Ye Shu, you're already this drunk after only a couple of ounces of wine? Come on, have another one."
She refilled Ye Shu's glass with the wine, then picked up her own glass, gestured towards Ye Shu, and waited for him to clink glasses with her.
Ye Shu squinted, his hands almost out of control. It took him a long time to even aim at the wine cup on the table, and he had to grab at it several times before he could finally touch it.
Just as he was about to raise his hand, Ye Shu's hand was pressed down.
"Ye Shu, stop drinking. You've already exceeded the legal limit for alcohol today."
Ye Shu turned his head in a daze and saw Xiao Nuan looking at him, but her eyebrows were slightly furrowed. Ye Shu blinked and took two seconds to react.
"good……"
Ye Shu nodded obediently, and although her tongue was still a little thick, she loosened her grip on the wine cup.
"Then we won't drink it. Xiaonuan said we can't drink it... Well, that means we can't drink it..."
After saying that, he blinked again, tilted his head back, and squinted to look at it very carefully:
"Huh? What... there are two Xiao Nuan?"
Qin Lili was still holding her glass, waiting for a toast. She found it amusing when Ye Shu asked why there were two Xiao Nuan's. She wanted to see just how much Ye Shu could drink. She laughed and said:
"What's wrong with having a little more? We haven't had enough yet."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Nuan turned her head around in a flash.
It spun around incredibly fast, like an owl turning its head in the animal kingdom, in a flash, and then stared intently at Qin Lili with a blank expression.
Although his face was expressionless, his gaze made Qin Lili feel the hairs on her face stand on end.
Qin Lili suddenly had a feeling that if she continued to get Ye Shu drunk, they might have to split up and act as Louis XVI the next second.
"No... I won't drink it then..."
She placed the wine cup back on the table:
"I'm not drinking anymore... I'm not drinking anymore either..."
Xiao Nuan slowly turned her head back to look at Ye Shu after hearing what she said.
Qin Lili breathed a sigh of relief. When did this child become so frightening? Where did the adorable Xiao Nuan go? She had never been this panicked in the middle of the night when she was camping in the jungle.
But as the old saying goes, the night wind can't be stopped; everything has its counter.
Despite how intimidating Xiao Nuan was just now, she's now completely worn down by Ye Shu and has no chance to resist.
Ye Shu had completely inherited his father's tendency to become a chatterbox when drunk. Right now, he was holding Xiao Nuan's hands as if afraid she would run away, and he kept babbling on and on to her:
"Xiao Nuan...you don't know...I'm so happy today...I'm not lying to you, I'm not human if I'm lying to you...When I said I did that day...I actually saw...you were all there..."
"Xiao Nuan...you'd look beautiful in a wedding dress...no, you look beautiful in anything..."
"Xiao Nuan... does your foot still hurt? I'll massage it for you again in a bit..."
"Xiao Nuan...you can smile more...but you don't have to smile...if you don't want to smile, then don't smile..."
"Xiao Nuan... don't find me annoying... I, I really like you..."
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