An extraordinary life journey through old Beijing courtyard houses

Chapter 194 Wedding Night (Part Two)

On the bunk bed.

One person is pressed against the inside from the side.

Another one was lying on its back outside.

There was a huge gap in the middle.

Jiang Baobin asked with a grin, "Are you very nervous?"

No, no.

"Then why do I feel the bed shaking?"

"what?"

He laughed and said, "I was just kidding."

Qin Huairu pouted – What's so funny about this?

Jiang Baobin chuckled a few times, then scratched his chin.

The conversation fell silent.

Well, I have to admit, Jiang Baobin doesn't have many tricks up his sleeve when it comes to dealing with women.

He usually gets rejected because of his stunning good looks.

All you have to do is drink heavily until you black out, and someone will naturally take care of everything for you.

However, this tactic clearly didn't work against Qin Huairu, a complete novice; he would have to rely on himself.

First, he asserted his authority as the husband: "I said, come a little closer."

"Why are you standing so far away from me? I'm not a tiger, I'm not going to eat you!"

After a struggle with her thoughts, Qin Huairu moved an inch closer to Jiang Baobin.

This guy rolled his eyes—are you kidding me?

After racking my brains, I came up with a suitable topic: "Huai Ru, do you know the joke that a man and a woman can get pregnant if they sleep in the same bed?"

Qin Huairu remained silent. If she had high emotional intelligence, she should have replied with: "Really? Is that funny?"

However, the girl was clearly terrified by the unusual situation before her.

It was precisely because she knew what was about to happen that she was completely at a loss for what to do.

It's not working; it seems there's no point in saying anything to the girl now.

She was terrified; she couldn't very well give a sex education lecture on the spot, could she?

So I gritted my teeth and thought – forget it! Let's get practical!

Jiang Baobin did a somersault, landing half of his body on top of Qin Huairu.

Yes! Target hit!

Qin Huairu was startled and her eyes widened instantly.

Then it slowly closed its mouth—so this is what kissing is like?

Oh dear! Why is someone with a tongue twister involved?

Okay, it feels pretty good.

Wow! So much drool!

Hmm, it's alright.

Mmm...

The next day, early in the morning.

Whoosh whoosh————

The glittering darts were strung together end to end.

It flew a good twenty or thirty meters away, taking different paths along the way.

Finally, the straw target was hit in the head, heart, abdomen, and throat respectively.

After nearly two years of continuous practice.

Even if Jiang Baobin's dart throwing skills haven't reached the level of divine skill, they are still highly proficient.

Although he was still thin, his bare upper body revealed strong, powerful muscles.

Because of her excellent physical condition, she still had the energy to train after her wedding night.

If Jiang Baobin heard this comment, he would definitely roll his eyes.

The new bride is so weak; she hasn't even been able to use half of her abilities.

The little chicks are already wailing —

To be honest, Jiang Baobin regretted it.

Judging from the current situation, my plan to leave behind a lineage is very likely to fall through.

System, can I return this item?

This is obviously a joke.

Even a novice like Jiang Baobin knew that he couldn't rush things or ruin things at this point.

Still half asleep, He Yuzhu came running over and assumed a horse stance.

Jiang Baobin glanced at him sideways: "Weren't you supposed to be an apprentice?"

"Shouldn't you start by serving your master, beginning with breaking ice and sifting coal?"

He Yuzhu said casually, "Hey, it's a new society now, the rules have all changed."

"Apprentices don't need to live at their master's house; they just need to arrive at the restaurant on time."

Jiang Baobin was at a loss for words; some of the rule changes were correct, while others were hard to say.

It's a real shame that so many traditional crafts have been lost.

He came from later generations, though he wasn't exactly a gourmand.

But the taste of things now is different from what it will taste like in the future.

In the future, some foods will indeed improve, but at least half will regress.

The main change is in the technology and processes, which means the products no longer taste the same.

If you haven't tried it, that's fine, but Jiang Baobin happens to be someone who has experienced both worlds.

I can personally attest to the significant changes in pickled vegetables, braised meat, and even sesame seed cakes.

Before I knew it, we'd gone off on a tangent again.

Jiang Baobin then quipped, "You're a chef, wouldn't it be better to practice tossing the wok instead of doing anything else?"

"What are you learning martial arts for? Do you want to spar with your customers?"

"That's not possible. We have rules at Qinxing Bank. If we encounter a difficult customer, we can refuse to serve them."

"But you can't argue with people, and you definitely can't fight."

Jiang Baobin paused for a moment. The words sounded familiar, but it seemed like they were reversed.

Jiang Baobin did not object when He Yuzhu wanted to learn martial arts from him.

If he's in a good mood, he'll offer some pointers; if he's not, he'll just leave him stuck in that horse stance.

Jiang Baobin was in a good mood today, so we chatted for a while longer.

The two were chatting and laughing when Aunt Jiang came in through the passageway with a dark face.

Jiang Baobin knew that troublemakers had arrived, so he said to He Yuzhu, "Zhuzi, go to the backyard and invite the deaf old lady over. I have something to say to her."

He Yuzhu glanced at the menacing Jiang Ma and assumed that Jiang Baobin was trying to call for reinforcements, so he ran away in a flash.

"You little brat, are you even human?!"

Good grief! They showed no mercy at all, starting their attack right off the bat!

Jiang Baobin pretended not to hear and continued to concentrate on throwing the darts.

The person you're inviting hasn't arrived yet; don't repeat yourself.

Jiang Ma thought he knew he was in the wrong and was therefore afraid to say anything, so she became even more aggressive: "You have no regard for your parents, you only care about your own pleasure!"

"They build houses here and there, but they don't care whether their parents live or die!"

"You're a beast! Without me, you wouldn't exist, you heartless wretch!"

As Jiang Ma got into the swing of things, her voice grew louder and louder, attracting the attention of everyone in the courtyard.

But seeing Jiang Baobin swiftly throwing darts, everyone felt a little scared.

So I only dared to watch the excitement from afar in the passageway.

Finally, the deaf old lady arrived and immediately began scolding Jiang Ma: "Jiang family, shut up! It's so awful! Isn't scolding him the same as scolding yourself?"

Now everyone in the hospital needs the deaf old lady's help, so her words carry a special weight.

Aunt Jiang immediately shut up and even managed a forced smile.

Once everyone had arrived, Jiang Baobin finally let loose: "Don't say anything nonsense. You just want to leech off me because you see I'm doing well."

"You're talking nonsense!" Aunt Jiang immediately retorted.

"Grandma, did you hear that? How can a son speak to his mother like that? That's incredibly disrespectful!"

The deaf old lady remained silent. She was a smart woman; she didn't speak easily, but when she did, her words were always insightful and to the point.

Jiang Baobin smiled and said sarcastically, "Then tell me, what do you mean?"

"Today is my first day of marriage, and you come to my door in such a menacing manner."

"Are you trying to enjoy family life with me? Just tell me, what do you want? Money, or a house?"

Jiang's mother certainly couldn't admit: "What I want is the respect due to a mother! You haven't treated me like a human being at all—"

As Jiang Ma spoke, she became emotional, her voice choked with sobs: "Everyone, be the judge, what family would look for a wife without even saying a word?"

"You've got a wife, and you can't even let your parents see her?"

"Does he even respect me as his mother? Isn't he a beast?"

As she spoke, Aunt Jiang plopped down on the ground, exclaiming, "Oh dear! This is outrageous! I'm so miserable—"

Jiang Ma's impassioned and dramatic performance was quite captivating.

The wind immediately shifted in her favor, and everyone's gaze towards Jiang Baobin changed.

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