Martial arts have become extinct worldwide, yet I am forced to have a large family.

The next day, early morning.

On the tree-lined path leading to the basketball court.

"Damn it! The jungler I was matched with last night was absolutely terrible! Was his brain filled with soy milk?"

"Exactly! I play a marksman, and this jungler never ganks bot lane; he just runs off to the enemy jungle to feed them buffs!"

"What's most infuriating is that Yao! She's like a decoration, riding on the jungler's head, completely useless! I was so angry I couldn't sleep all night!"

"If she weren't a girl, I would have verbally abused her to death!"

"Ha, so what if she's a girl? If my dad dared to mess with me like that, I'd still beat him to a pulp in the fountain!"

Yang Xian followed behind his three roommates, listening silently as they recounted the game's outcome the previous night, without participating in the conversation.

He was still thinking about Lin Qingxue.

The original owner's affection was imprinted in her mind, even making her feel a little choked up.

This world... even breaking up is so troublesome.

"Sigh, if Yang Xian had been there to carry us last night, would we have had to suffer a losing streak all night?" one of the roommates sighed.

"Alright, shut up!" another roommate nudged him with his elbow and whispered:

"Xian-ge just got dumped the day before yesterday, and he didn't come to school all day yesterday. He's clearly not over it yet! Don't you even think about him?"

"Yes, yes, it was my fault."

Yang Xian felt a warmth in his heart as he listened.

These silly sons, though a bit gossipy, have good hearts.

Just then, a clear voice came from ahead.

"oi~ Yang Hyun!"

The group looked up.

A pretty figure walked towards them.

The person who came was Su Lingling, Lin Qingxue's best friend, and also one of the most recognized school beauties in the entire Nanhai No. 1 Middle School.

The girl was wearing a clean school uniform today, revealing a pair of flesh-colored legs.

Her long, smooth brown hair cascaded over her shoulders, with one strand carefully braided into a thin braid that hung down beside her ear.

She had a lollipop in her mouth, the white plastic stick bobbing up and down as she spoke.

"Su Lingling?"

One of Yang Xian's roommates blocked his way. "What do you want with Yang Xian?"

"Exactly!" The other roommates chimed in.

"Lin Qingxue dumped our Xian-ge, and he was so heartbroken yesterday that he didn't come to school all day. Why are you still haunting him like a ghost?"

Upon hearing this, Su Lingling was not angry. Instead, she looked past them and focused her attention on Yang Xian with great interest.

Yang Xian remained silent for a moment.

Lin Qingxue's breakup was so sudden, without any warning.

For the sake of that pitiful obsession of another version of myself, and also to put an end to this past.

This matter needs to be clarified.

"You guys go ahead," Yang Xian patted his roommate on the shoulder.

My roommates offered their heartfelt advice:

"Good son, don't do anything foolish!"

"A good horse doesn't turn back to eat the grass it already grazed! There are so many women in this world, no need to hang yourself on one tree!"

"Yeah, Xian-ge, women will only slow down your ranking!"

"..."

Yang Xian was amused by this group of clowns, and his frustration dissipated considerably.

"Alright, alright, thank you for your concern, sons."

"You guys go to the court and get your spots first. I have some personal business to take care of, but I'll catch up soon."

Seeing that Yang Xian had made up his mind, his roommates exchanged glances, but didn't say anything more, and left first with their basketballs.

Yang Xian walked towards Su Lingling: "Did Lin Qingxue send you?"

"What?" Su Lingling took the lollipop out of her mouth, a smirk on her face. "Just because she wouldn't let me come doesn't mean I can't come to see you!"

"What a cold-hearted man!"

"...What do you want from me?"

"Can't I come to play with you if there's nothing wrong?" Su Lingling put the lollipop back in her mouth and mumbled.

Upon hearing this, Yang Xian frowned, turned around, and left.

Talking to this woman is exhausting.

"Hey, hey, don't go!"

Seeing that Yang Xianzhen was about to leave, Su Lingling became anxious and quickly ran a few steps to catch up with him, grabbing the corner of his clothes.

Yang Xian stopped, turned his head, and asked again, "Is she... alright?"

He always felt that Lin Qingxue's sudden breakup was definitely something she was hiding from him.

"Oh?" Su Lingling exaggeratedly covered her mouth, "Has that scumbag finally had a change of heart?"

Yang Xian's temples throbbed.

"...I was the one who got dumped."

"Want some candy?" Su Lingling suddenly changed the subject and held up the lollipop in her hand.

Yang Xian looked at her, completely bewildered.

When I asked her about Lin Qingxue, she actually asked me if I wanted candy.

Are we on the same wavelength?

"I won't eat it," he refused decisively.

"Tsk tsk." Su Lingling shook her head. "He won't give me any face at all, and he still wants me to tell you about his best friend? What a hypocrite!"

Yang Xian took a deep breath and squeezed out a few words through gritted teeth.

"...I'll eat it, okay?"

"That's more like it." Su Lingling nodded in satisfaction, then gave a sweet smile. "With such a beautiful school beauty like me offering you candy, you still acted so impatiently. You deserve to be dumped."

Yang Xian felt no emotion whatsoever; in fact, he almost wanted to laugh.

The person is quite good-looking, but unfortunately, they have a mouth.

Then the next second...

Su Lingling took the lollipop out of her mouth and held it directly to Yang Xian's lips with a smile on her face.

"Eat up, don't be shy!"

Yang Xian: "..."

He stared at the pink candy ball, completely frozen in place.

"Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to eat this?"

"How could you say something like that!" Su Lingling's expression instantly turned aggrieved. "I gave you the only candy I had! And you actually said that to a beautiful girl! What a rude man!"

She suddenly moved closer:

"Or... are you disgusted by my saliva?"

"Please! A pretty girl's saliva smells good too, okay? Try it if you don't believe me!"

Yang Xian's face turned completely black.

Deep-seated madness!

"Fine, don't tell me then." Yang Xian was too lazy to waste any more words with her and turned to leave.

"Hey! Don't go! You were wrong, you were wrong!" Su Lingling quickly grabbed him again:

"Okay, if you answer a few questions honestly, I'll tell you everything about my best friend."

"How is it?"

Looking into her big eyes, which were filled with sincerity, Yang Xian decided to trust her one last time.

"Ask away."

A sly glint flashed in Su Lingling's eyes as she adopted a serious interrogation stance.

"My first question is, I heard from Qingxue that you're with Jiang Mengyun?"

"Mm." Yang Xian nodded.

"The second question..."

"Did you...have sex?"

Yang Xian was taken aback.

Isn't this question jumping a bit too fast?

Before he could answer, Su Lingling bombarded him with questions.

What does it feel like to have sex? Is it comfortable?

"How comfortable?"

"How many times do you roll around in one night?"

"Are you on top or is she on top?"

"..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Yang Xian quickly reached out to interrupt the other person, his face full of black lines.

Looking at the curious "inquisitive girl" in front of him, he felt his understanding was being refreshed.

Which school beauty queen always makes suggestive remarks?

"What kind of questions are you asking?"

"If this were a novel, the author would have been banned countless times because of these few words!"