I don't want to be trained by my senior sister!

The confused senior insisted that she wasn't drunk.

She propped herself up from the table, her face flushed and her eyes unfocused, but her expression remained serious.

"I'm not drunk," she said, nodding to reassure herself.

Then he stood up again, swayed a couple of times, steadied himself by holding onto the edge of the table, and walked ahead with a serious expression, even turning back to reach out and pull him along.

"Junior brother, come home with me quickly..."

Fang Xuan scratched his head, but could only follow behind her.

Ning Qian walked in a straight line, or at least she felt that she was walking in a straight line.

However, in Fang Xuan's view, every step she took veered to the left, almost hitting a lamppost, before suddenly swerving back...

Hmm... my wife seems to be getting a little duller...

What's that word again...?

Human-computer interaction?

.......

"Student Fang." Just then, someone called out from behind.

Fang Xuan subconsciously turned his head back.

It was a group of girls from the same school, I think they were in the same grade, but he couldn't quite remember.

My memories of the past are somewhat hazy.

However, he doesn't want to pay attention to it now.

But then, my hand was suddenly gripped tightly.

Fang Xuan looked down.

Ning Qian had somehow appeared beside him, her small face fierce as she glared at the girls.

"You're attracting unwanted attention. I'll punish you when we get back," she said in a low voice, then pulled Fang Xuan along and walked quickly forward.

It was as if... she didn't want those girls to see Fang Xuan.

........

Fang Xuan stumbled slightly as she pulled him, and then he was forcibly dragged away...

However, he now realized that his senior sister really intended to live here with him...

Hmm... as a human from Earth.

So... does that mean I should get married to my senior sister?

.....Hahaha.

I'll go back and tell my senior; she'll probably be very happy...

My senior sister is just so naive, he knows that...

.......

On the way home, Ning Qian stubbornly held onto Fang Xuan and walked ahead.

"Senior sister, don't go astray," Fang Xuan said.

The silly junior sister is about to veer to the left again; there's a drainage ditch right in front of her...

"Junior Brother...you're just talking nonsense." Ning Qian took large steps, as if to prove that she wasn't drunk at all.

Fortunately, Fang Xuan pulled back from the brink several times, preventing her from dragging him down with her.

This was the second time he had seen his senior sister drunk.

The first time... was when we drank beer last time.

Back in the cultivation world, my senior sister was never drunk. No matter how much she drank, she never showed any signs of intoxication.

However, there are also times when I'm drunk, in a similar state to now...

If...we do it all night, my senior sister will get completely confused... *cough cough*

It's pretty much like it is now...

.......

When they got home, Fang Xuan thought his senior sister would be sober by then.

But unexpectedly, the effects kicked in and she fell asleep on the sofa, and no matter how much they called her, they couldn't wake her up.

Fang Xuan poked her face, but there was no reaction.

She poked him again, mumbled something, buried her face in the cushion, and continued to sleep.

Fang Xuan had no choice but to take a blanket and cover her with it, while he sat down on the other side...

So we can only wait until she wakes up before discussing marriage...

However, since his senior sister was on break, he was busy with serious matters every day and rarely had time to do anything unserious.

Open your phone and start the Three Kingdoms Kill game.

First, find Zilong and get 100 x 648 coins, then go open the box...

.......

He was playing for a while when his senior sister woke up without him even realizing it.

I saw a white shadow drift by in the corner of my eye from my phone screen, and then I felt a sudden weight on me...

The first thing Ning Qian did upon waking up was, of course, to find her junior brother.

She snuggled into his arms, pressing her little face against his chest, rubbing against him.

Here, she didn't care about anything else; all she wanted was to get closer and closer to her junior brother...

Fang Xuan put down his phone and first patted her head.

"Don't touch your senior sister's head without permission," Ning Qian said sternly.

Then she shook her little head, trying to stop him from touching it.

This surprised Fang Xuan for a moment.

Hmm...? So this means... Senior Sister's defense mechanism has reloaded again...

.......

Let's not think about those things for now; he got down to business:

"My senior sister and I got married."

Ning Qian paused slightly.

She looked up at him, and the alcohol seemed to sober her up instantly.

"Mmm..." she nodded, then felt that it was too unreserved.

She quickly straightened her face, but the corners of her mouth still couldn't help but curl up.

Junior brother is so obedient and well-behaved... He even knows he wants to marry senior sister.

However, Fang Xuan then wondered, how does marriage work?

What is a ritual? What kinds of rituals are there? He seems to know nothing about them...

Moreover... although he can change his age at any time, his ID card shows he is only sixteen years old, and his senior sister has no identity.

So it seems there's no way to get the marriage certificate, and the same goes for the wedding banquet.

He blurted out instinctively, "We can't get married..."

Upon hearing this, Ning Qian's face immediately turned fierce.

My junior brother is completely disobedient; it seems he hasn't been properly disciplined enough.

"I must marry my senior sister," she said.

Fang Xuan shook his head: "It won't work, Senior Sister. I don't know any of those rituals or etiquette."

Ning Qian got off him, pulled him into the room, her steps steady, the effects of the alcohol seemingly worn off at some point.

"What's the point of all that? Just consummate the marriage with me..."

Fang Xuan was also somewhat helpless...

He knew this would happen.

However... while one can do whatever one wants in the world of cultivation, on this blue planet, all the rules and regulations confine one to their own limits.

He's never done a wedding dress play before.

Yes, yes, this is a good option.

No, no, it's... this is essential...