Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Chapter 76 Go ahead and steal it!

Wang Yuyu immediately nodded repeatedly, making "woo-woo" sounds of agreement, "That's right! They went too far, you must teach them a lesson, you can't let them off easily!"

Tang Li couldn't help but smile at his expression and continued to coax him, "Don't worry, I'll definitely teach them a lesson."

"Next time you patrol near the zoo, I'll prepare something delicious for you to make it up to you, okay?"

"Don't be angry. It's not worth ruining your health."

Upon hearing that there was something delicious to eat, Wang Yuyu's grievances and anger immediately subsided by more than half. She then let out a series of "woo-woo-woo" sounds into her phone, as if asking, "What's delicious?"

Tang Li couldn't understand what he was saying, but that didn't stop her from nodding and responding as if she understood perfectly.

After Wang Yuyu finished calling out, she said mysteriously, "Don't worry, I prepared tuna for you!"

"You've never had this before, have you? This is a fish that lives in the sea; the flesh is incredibly tender. I'll let you have a good taste of it!"

Sure enough, upon hearing the name "tuna," Wang Yuyu's amber eyes lit up instantly, clearly intrigued.

Seeing this, Tang Li was secretly amused, but her face remained serious. She quickly changed the subject and said, "Look, if you finish inspecting the territory sooner, you can eat tuna sooner."

"You're blocking their way right now, isn't that really slowing down your patrol?"

"How about this, I'll make them compensate you with some meat, and we'll call it even, okay?"

"Compensate for the meat?" Wang Yuyu's eyes immediately darted around, her gaze sweeping over Fu Leshan and his wife in the car, and then landing on the SUV they were riding in.

The car logo is blue and white, and it also has a protective umbrella symbol printed on it.

He frowned, trying to recall: "I think I've seen this car before in a past life. It was quite expensive. What brand was it again? Mercedes? Or something else?"

"Who cares what brand it is? Anyone who can afford such an expensive car must be rich!"

"The compensation can't be too small, or I'll lose too much!" he thought to himself.

Seeing his shifty eyes, Tang Li knew he was already somewhat interested, so she quickly added fuel to the fire, lowering her voice and coaxing him gently: "I'll tell you a secret, their family raises deer! Deer!"

"That venison is so tender and nutritious, don't you want to try some?"

"Venom?" Wang Yuyu immediately thought of the "highly nutritious venison" he had eaten not long ago, and his mouth almost watered. He couldn't help but lick the corner of his mouth with his tiger tongue.

Seeing his greedy look, Tang Li was secretly delighted, but she still asked with a serious expression, "Do you want to eat some? That venison is delicious, much better than mutton!"

Wang Yuyu immediately nodded repeatedly and cheerfully exclaimed, "Mmm!"

The voice was full of expectation; the grievances from before had long been forgotten.

Seeing that Wang Yuyu had completely taken the bait, Tang Li immediately offered her terms: "Since you want to eat it, how about we have them compensate you with twenty catties of meat?"

"Twenty jin?"

Wang Yu immediately objected, shaking her head vigorously and calling out into the phone six times in a row, her tone full of dissatisfaction. Wasn't this just treating a beggar like this?

"Sixty jin?!"

Tang Li feigned surprise, her eyes widening, "Why don't you just rob me! Sixty pounds is too much! I'll give you forty pounds at most!"

She began to reason with Wang Yuyu: "Think about it, you ate a goat weighing over 100 jin this morning. Even after removing the skin and bones, the meat alone must have weighed 70 or 80 jin, right?"

"You've just eaten so much, you must not be hungry."

"You can't possibly finish sixty pounds of meat. It'll freeze solid if you leave it too long, and then it won't taste good!"

"Listen to me, forty pounds is just right, enough for you to eat, what do you think?"

Wang Yu rolled her eyes, turned around and walked slowly toward the front of the car, as if to say, "If the talks break down, I won't compromise."

Actually, he was secretly calculating: "Tonight I can finish walking this road and enter the deep mountains. Hunting in the mountains is all about luck. If I don't catch as much now, what if I'm unlucky and can't find any prey? I'll have to go hungry for days! I have to get her to give in!"

He walked very slowly, but his ears were perked up, waiting for Tang Li to call him back.

On the other side of the screen, Tang Li watched Wang Yuyu's figure gradually disappear into the distance, and she couldn't sit still any longer. She quickly shouted, "Alright, alright! I give up! Sixty pounds it is! Are you satisfied now?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu turned around abruptly like a gust of wind and ran back, his tiger face full of a smug smile, his eyes narrowed into slits, and his tail swishing happily back and forth.

Tang Li couldn't help but chuckle at his pathetic appearance, saying irritably, "You, all you do is eat, eat, eat! No wonder you're so big! You have no dignity whatsoever as a mountain lord!"

After laughing, she earnestly instructed, "How about I have them deliver the meat to you tomorrow morning?"

"You probably can't eat right now. After you finish eating meat tomorrow, you need to leave this road and go back into the mountains. Don't you dare loiter around blocking the road again, understand?"

"Roar!" Wang Yuyu nodded happily, feeling quite pleased with herself.

As long as there's meat to eat, everything else is negotiable!

Tang Li looked at his easygoing manner and waved her hand dismissively, "Alright, alright, you don't act like a mountain lord at all."

"Since you've agreed, hurry up and make way for them!"

"Roar!" Wang Yu responded softly, picked up the small ball at her feet, and turned to walk towards the back of the car.

After Wang Yuyu slowly walked away with the ball in her mouth, completely clearing the road, Fu Leshan breathed a sigh of relief and quickly reached out to pull his phone back from hanging outside the window.

As soon as he held the phone up to his eyes, he saw that Tang Li was still on the screen, looking at him with a half-smile.

Seeing that he finally took back his phone, Tang Li immediately stopped smiling and said seriously, "Did you hear that? Sixty catties of venison, you can't cheat him with even a little bit of adulteration!"

"This whole area is his territory. He's petty, holds grudges, and knows his way around. If he finds out you've fooled him, he'll follow the scent to your house, and you'll be in big trouble!"

"No, no! I absolutely wouldn't dare to fool him!"

Fu Leshan nodded repeatedly, his head bobbing like a rattle-drum. "Sixty catties of venison? No problem! I'll slaughter a venison first thing tomorrow morning, guaranteed fresh, and deliver it to you personally!"

"That's more like it."

Tang Li nodded in satisfaction and then carefully explained the process, "Once you've killed the deer and prepared the meat, give me a call and I'll send you its real-time location."

"Just throw the meat on the roadside when you get there, whatever you do, don't stop the car or get out and linger!"

"You certainly don't want to witness how ferocious a tiger can be after being starved for a day and a night, do you?"

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