Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 65 Finding a Wife
"iron rice bowl!"
Tang Li was furious. She suddenly put her hands on her hips and roared at Wang Yuyu, veins popping out on her forehead.
She frantically pulled out tissues and vigorously wiped the drool stains off her clothes, glaring fiercely at the culprit. "You're finished! I'll pluck all your fur off and make you a scarf!"
Wang Yuyu wasn't afraid at all; on the contrary, his tiger-like face was almost distorted with laughter.
His mouth was wide open, revealing his snow-white sharp teeth, and his amber eyes were narrowed into slits. His tail swung back and forth happily. His appearance was as lewd as could be.
After finally wiping the drool stains off her clothes, Tang Li rushed over to Wang Yuyu, grabbed the soft fur behind his neck, and with her other hand, she raised her small fist and gently tapped his furry tiger head a few times, saying in an annoyed tone:
"You have a secure job, so you need to be hygienic, you know?"
"Don't always make yourself look so sloppy!"
"With your unkempt appearance, you'll never find a wife, understand?"
She poked his tiger head with her finger: "You're three years old this year, the perfect age to find a partner. It's time to find yourself a wife and have some kids."
"With your tall and handsome appearance, it would be a waste of your tiger world's 'tall, rich, and handsome' looks if you didn't have a few more tiger cubs!"
"I know your territory is close to our human settlements, and there aren't many tigers around, so it's hard for you to find a mate."
Tang Li leaned closer and lowered her voice, as if sharing a secret, "But I'll tell you quietly, in the north of your territory, near the depths of the mountains, if you go about seven kilometers ahead and cross that ridge, there are quite a few tigers on the other side of the mountain."
"There are many tigresses, and two of them have territories not far from yours. You'd better seize the opportunity and take the initiative, understand?"
Wang Yuyu's ears drooped, her eyes drifted elsewhere, her tail swept the ground idly, and she nodded perfunctorily.
Why would I want to find a tigress?
Since becoming a tiger, he has become as pure and detached as a sage, without having any such thoughts at all!
Little did he know that the reason he didn't have such thoughts was simply because he hadn't yet encountered a tigress who could trigger his instincts.
In the tiger world, male tigers do not have a fixed estrus cycle. Their estrus behavior is mainly triggered by the scent signals emitted by female tigers.
During their estrus cycle, tigresses secrete a special pheromone, which they leave around their territory by urinating or rubbing against trees.
Male tigers have an extremely sensitive sense of smell; they can detect these pheromones from several kilometers away, and under suitable environmental conditions, they can even detect them from more than ten kilometers away.
Once a signal is received, the male tiger's hormone levels change rapidly, putting him into estrus, and he then begins searching for a female tiger to mate with.
Tang Li was actually setting a trap for Wang Yuyu.
If Wang Yuyu really does as she says and goes deep into the mountains north of the territory, she will surely encounter a tigress in heat.
With his massive and handsome physique, he is definitely a top-tier "high-quality man" in the tiger world. If a female tiger sees him, she will definitely use all her charms to seduce him and then drain him dry.
Even if he has human thinking, he will still be unable to control this instinctive behavior ingrained deep in his genes.
Seeing that Wang Yuyu looked distracted and hadn't listened at all, Tang Li tightened her grip, grabbed his ear, and tugged hard, saying seriously, "Are you listening or not? You have to do as I say, understand?"
"Once you reach the northern part of the territory, remember to travel a little further ahead, don't be lazy!"
"It's peak mating season for tigresses right now, you'd better seize this opportunity, understand?"
"Don't be like those stupid tigers in my zoo, they can't even give birth properly, I have to find tiger videos to 'teach them lessons'!"
Tang Li got more and more excited as she talked, completely unaware that Wang Yuyu was almost driven to the brink of collapse by her nagging.
"Roar!" Wang Yuyu couldn't take it anymore. He suddenly raised his head, let out a low roar, and nodded perfunctorily. His ears were almost drooping down to his head, and his face clearly said, "Stop talking."
This woman is so talkative; she's really pushing me to get married to the point of being a real pain.
Fortunately, at that moment, footsteps and voices came from outside the tent. It was Fan Zhengcheng and Ji Yongjun returning with two "steaming" bowls of meat.
Wang Yuyu's ears twitched as if she had grasped a lifeline, instantly escaping Tang Li's "nagging attack." Her eyes lit up with surprising brightness, and she immediately looked towards the tent entrance.
Finally, I can escape this endless nagging!
The next second, the two lifted the heavy tent flap and were about to step in when a yellow and black figure suddenly darted out and pounced on the meat basin.
It was Wang Yuyu who couldn't wait!
Seeing the enormous tiger charging straight at them, Fan Zhengcheng and Ji Yongjun were so frightened that their hands trembled. They quickly and steadily put down the meat basin, staggered back two steps, and retreated directly from the tent, patting their chests with lingering fear.
That tiger is incredibly energetic!
Seeing this, Tang Li immediately chased after him, reaching out to grab Wang Yuyu's round, plump buttocks, both angry and helpless: "A secure job! What are you doing?"
"Go inside to eat, don't block the entrance!"
"How are others supposed to get in if you're blocking the way like this?"
"Hurry up and get to the corner!"
Tang Li pushed against the tiger's back with both hands and pulled it in with all her might.
But Wang Yuyu didn't move an inch, burying her head in the meat basin and eating large mouthfuls of rice, making satisfied "slurping" sounds in her throat.
He also felt that Tang Li was in the way, so he flicked his tail and gently stuck his butt out, pushing Tang Li aside.
Tang Li staggered to her feet, looking at the tiger who was only concerned with eating. She was so angry that she stomped her feet, but she couldn't bear to really yell at him.
Fan Zhengcheng and Ji Yongjun, who were outside the tent, couldn't help but chuckle as they watched the man and the tiger playfully fighting. Their eyes were full of helplessness and doting affection.
Fan Zhengcheng watched for a while, then, suppressing a laugh, called out inside, "Little Tang, don't disturb someone with a secure job!"
"Look how impatient he is, be careful he doesn't bite you when he gets angry!"
Ji Yongjun quickly chimed in, "That's right! Don't bother him anymore, just let him eat at the entrance! We won't go in and join the fun!"
"I'm so embarrassed..." Tang Li's cheeks flushed slightly, and she smiled awkwardly.
Fan Zhengcheng waved his hand, "It's nothing, it's nothing! We have other things to take care of, so we'll be leaving now!"
He glanced at Wang Yuyu, who was engrossed in his meal, and instructed, "Once you've had your fill of that 'iron rice bowl,' remember to send him back to the mountains!"
Tang Li nodded gently, reaching out to stroke Wang Yuyu's broad back. Looking at his carefree, gluttonous eating, a touch of sadness welled up in her eyes. She said softly, "Yes, after he finishes eating, I'll send him away!"
Fan Zhengcheng gave Wang Yuyu a deep look, smiled at Tang Li, and then turned and left with Ji Yongjun.
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