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Chapter 94: We're Going to War with Aliens

Kragg's enormous hand shot out with lightning speed.

He grabbed Gang's head and lifted him up like a chick!

"Uh...cough cough..."

Gang's feet left the ground as he struggled in agony.

Krag's voice was icy cold, filled with intense killing intent:

"I hate..."

"Someone disturbed me while I was praying!"

"There won't be a next time, Gang."

Even if you are my own brother.

"roll!"

Done.

He tossed it aside casually, like throwing away trash.

"Bang!"

Gangna's heavy body was thrown violently out of the tent and crashed heavily onto the hard rocky ground, creating a shallow crater.

Despite the severe fall, the Tarot people possess exceptional physical resilience.

Gang let out a muffled groan and staggered to his feet.

He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

He lowered his head, his eyes unreadable as he stared at the tent flap that had closed again.

in silence.

No one knew that this deputy had always lived in his brother's shadow.

What is he thinking right now?

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Ye Ren strolled back to the Tower of Order.

This place has changed dramatically.

A brand new, gleaming sign hung at the entrance—

[Management Bureau for Normal Humans]

Tsk tsk tsk, think about it carefully!

The name is Duoyaodi, simple and unpretentious.

Organizational structure, this is the legendary organizational structure.

Xiao Ye arrived at the top floor without any obstacles.

I had just reached the door of Hegeron's office and was about to push it open.

But their ears keenly picked up a burst of blush-inducing, playful noise coming from inside.

Hegrohn: "Hmm?"

"Do you like it this way, darling?"

"Or... how about this?"

Elaine's voice carried a hint of shyness and a suppressed laugh:

"Stop...stop fooling around..."

"Hahaha... Stop fooling around!"

"Someone will hear us!"

Hegrohn spoke in a domineering tone:

"Don't worry, at this time, there's no one else on the top floor but us!"

Immediately following was a loud kiss.

"(*╯3╰)mua~"

Elaine: "Um...uh..."

Ye Ren: "..."

He listened at the doorway, his scalp tingling and his toes digging into the ground.

I couldn't help but cover my face and rub my forehead.

孽 孽!

In broad daylight!

Are you trying to play office games here?!

Hegroon, you big-eyed, thick-browed fellow, you've got quite the wild side behind the scenes!

"Knock knock knock!"

Ye Ren couldn't take it anymore and raised his hand to knock heavily on the door a few times.

The sounds in the room stopped abruptly.

It's like a duck being choked.

The deathly silence lasted for about five seconds.

"Squeak—"

The door opened.

Hegeron stood in the doorway with a serious expression, his clothes neat and his tie perfectly tied.

His expression was solemn, as if the old lecher from before had never existed.

Elaine, meanwhile, sat behind a desk not far away, her head down, scribbling rapidly on a document with a pen.

He seemed to be working very hard on organizing the paperwork.

If you ignore her ears, which were almost bleeding red, and the pen she was holding upside down.

The acting was passable.

Hegrohn asked in a very serious tone:

"Director Ye!"

"Excuse me, when did you arrive?"

Ye Ren looked at him expressionlessly:

"I haven't been here long."

"But that's enough for me to hear you flirting during work hours."

Hegrohn: "..."

Ye Ren sighed, feeling disappointed and frustrated.

"This kind of thing..."

"Couldn't you wait until you got home from get off work to do it?!"

"Although the Human Resources Management Bureau doesn't prohibit office romances, you're still high-ranking officials!"

Hegroen's face flushed red with embarrassment; he wished he could disappear into the ground.

Elaine lowered her head even further, her whole body trembling slightly.

Ye Ren glanced at the clock on the wall:

"It's only 3 p.m. now."

"My rule is to leave work at six o'clock."

"And I never advocate for an overtime culture."

"I understand that you two, after being separated for so long, are like fire and water, like dry wood meeting a raging flame..."

"But please be mindful of the impact!"

"Even the best soundproofing can't stop you from making such a racket!"

Hegroen wiped away cold sweat while bowing and scraping:

"Ah, right, right, right..."

"You're right!"

"I'll definitely be more careful from now on! I'll definitely be more careful!"

Ye Ren pursed his lips.

Oh shit.

I'm still single.

The larger account is playing with a group of small animals in the subspace, while the smaller account is busy building infrastructure on Earth every day.

Suddenly, I was bombarded with this display of affection.

I feel really annoyed.

"Alright."

Ye Ren waved his hand, his joking expression fading, and got down to business:

"Pass the word down."

"Select some elite warriors from among the law enforcement team and believers."

"A small war is about to break out."

"war?"

Hegrohn was slightly taken aback, and his expression instantly became serious.

"Then who is our enemy...?"

This moment.

Countless possibilities flashed through his mind.

Are they hostile believers from other cities?

Is it a powerful aberration roaming the wilderness?

Or are they still those wild, non-human creatures that have always been eyeing humans?

Ye Ren shook his head and calmly uttered four words:

"Extraterrestrial civilization".

Hegrohn nodded subconsciously: "Oh, an alien civilization..."

Then.

His eyes widened suddenly:

"What?!"

"Extra...aliens?!"

He felt his head buzzing.

How did our conversation suddenly veer towards extraterrestrial civilizations?

Isn't this a bit too big a leap?!

It's like fast-forwarding from Wasteland Survival to StarCraft?

Ye Ren glanced at him sideways, his expression calm:

"So what?"

"Even gods are running around everywhere, is it really that surprising to see aliens?"

Hegroon looked extremely tense.

That being said...

But aliens still sound too far-fetched!

And why hasn't this happened in the previous decades?

Why did it have to happen at this time?

Seeing this, Elaine quickly tugged at Hegroon's sleeve, signaling him to stop spacing out.

She continued, demonstrating the qualities of a good wife:

"Understood, Director Ye."

"Do you have more detailed information?"

"In war, the most important thing is intelligence."

"Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated."

Ye Ren snapped his fingers:

"Yes, brothers, yes."

Before he could finish speaking...

"Whoosh—!"

A petite figure darted in through the door like an arrow released from a bow.

"Snapped!"

Xiao Ai slammed on the brakes, stood at attention in front of Ye Ren, and saluted.

"Reporting to Director Ye!"

"I have all the detailed information about the Tarot civilization!"

And not far behind her.

Su Jing was holding onto the stair railing, panting heavily.

His once enormous head is gone; now he looks handsome with delicate features.

Or perhaps he was a bit too handsome.

So much so that it looks a bit blurry:

"I...phew...I have one too..."

"Huff... huff..."

"I mean... could you install an elevator?"

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