The unattainable beauty was driven to depravity and madness by a wicked seed.

Shen Qinghuai would ask after each session. He didn't mean anything by it; he just wanted to know if he had improved so he could work harder next time.

Lu Sui's eyelids twitched. He turned off the computer, handed it to Shen Qinghuai, and pulled the blanket up, not wanting to say anything.

Shen Qinghuai placed the computer on the table, turned off the light, and came back to lie down next to Lu Sui. Just when Lu Sui thought he would let her go, she heard him ask again, "Does husband think it's okay?"

Lu Sui's ears burned. He rolled over to face outwards, pinched his earlobes, then turned back to face Shen Qinghuai, feeling safer that way. He glared at him fiercely, thinking he was being intimidating, and said, "Don't ask that question!"

Shen Qinghuai moved closer to Lu Sui and touched the hand gripping the blanket. "Does your body hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt."

"Oh, if it doesn't hurt, then it feels good."

Lu patted his hand, "I didn't say that."

"Then you tell me."

"No."

"I told you to call me 'wife,' but you wouldn't. We're discussing something, but you don't answer." Shen Qinghuai nibbled at Lu Sui's earlobe, which deepened her blush. "Next time we play hide-and-seek, will I still be able to hide?"

"cannot!"

You said you could.

"I won't tell!"

"Shh, honey, don't be so loud. It's past eleven o'clock. The people upstairs are sleeping, and the people downstairs are sleeping too. If we wake them up, they'll come knocking on the door to warn us."

Lu Sui looked up at the ceiling helplessly, then realized what was happening and bit Shen Qinghuai's collarbone with a loud thud, "No one will hear us."

He had soundproofing measures installed throughout the apartment; you could only hear noise in the living room if the door wasn't closed properly.

Shen Qinghuai chuckled at Lu Sui's playful antics, his chest heaving. He didn't stop being bitten, but instead wrapped his arms around Lu Sui's waist and pulled him close, showing him great affection. He kept trying to kiss Lu Sui's lips, and if Lu Sui dodged, he would kiss Lu Sui's face. As long as his mouth could reach, he would kiss him anywhere, even the hair. Getting a kiss was a bonus.

Lu Sui's eyes were wet from the kisses. "You're so annoying."

"This is love. Love is wanting to kiss you every moment, never getting enough of it." Shen Qinghuai smoothed Lu Sui's hair, loosened the hair tie, and then pulled it down, tightening it again after loosening it. "This is fine now, no more discomfort."

Why don't you grow your hair long?

"I don't like to keep my hair long because I think it's too much trouble to manage. What if someone pulls my braid in a fight? I'm talking about how troublesome it is to manage my own long hair, not about you. I like to comb your hair and apply hair oil for you."

"...smooth-talking."

"These four words describe it very accurately; it seems the baby was trying very hard to feel it just now."

"..." Lu Sui opened his mouth, took another bite, and asked, "Were you often beaten when you were a child?"

"What are you talking about?" Shen Qinghuai said. "I'm good at fighting and I can run fast. Usually, I'm the one who beats them up."

Seeing Lu Sui snuggling against his chest sleepily, he patted Lu Sui's back and said, "Go to sleep, honey. Remember to call me 'wife' when you wake up tomorrow."

"..."

Not shouting at all.

……

Early in the morning, before the curtains were even drawn, Lu Sui vaguely felt something furry next to his leg, and he instinctively grabbed it and pulled it out.

"Ouch, don't pull my hair so hard, honey, or I'll end up with a receding hairline." Shen Qinghuai hugged Lu Sui, "I don't want to be abandoned by my husband."

What were you doing just now?

"Check if my wife is hurt." Shen Qinghuai said, praising his skills. Lu Sui kicked his calf, "You're so heavy, I can't breathe."

"I'm sorry, honey."

"Don't call me husband."

"Okay, honey."

"And you're not allowed to call me 'wife'!"

"What about Xiaobao? Can we call him that? Or can we call him 'Baby' like before? 'Good Baby'? 'Sui Sui'?"

"...Time to get up."

"Yes, we can't let our little one go hungry."

Shen Qinghuai got out of bed without hesitation, found a matching couple's outfit, changed into it himself, took it to the window, pulled Lu Sui up, loosened his hair tie and retied his hair, found the collar and put it over Lu Sui's head, "Arm."

What tone of voice?

Lu Sui said, "It's lost."

Shen Qinghuai laughed and said, "Lost? Where did you lose it? Let me look for it."

He reached for the thin blanket, but before he could grab Lu Sui's hand and kiss it, Lu Sui slipped his arm into her sleeve.

Do you think Shen Qinghuai will give up?

No.

They're shameless now, pretending to be blind and touching Lu Sui's collarbone twice, saying, "Little Bao is so great, he found his arm by himself."

"..."

"..."

"You're shameless."

"Why should you care about saving face in front of your own husband?"

"You've become so bad."

"Because that's how I am." Shen Qinghuai picked up Lu Sui, pulled up his trousers, and buttoned them up. "There are only two bowls of Chinese medicine left, one for this morning and one for tomorrow. After that, you won't need to drink any more tomorrow."

"real?"

"Of course it's true. We'll have a hot pot with two broths at home, one half with hot pot base and the other half with mushroom soup base. We can also eat goose meat. But geese are too expensive here. They're cheaper back home. I remember Uncle Wang raises geese. We can buy one from him."

Will you sell it?

"If he doesn't sell, we can buy it from other stores; we'll always be able to find it."

"Why not eat chicken?"

"Yes, we can eat it, but goose meat is easier to digest, which is suitable for our little one."

"It's also suitable for aunties."

Shen Qinghuai nodded. "So you agree to come back and eat with me?"

"Um."

"Good girl, but if you want to eat it tomorrow, I'll make it for you tomorrow."

"expensive."

"It's not particularly expensive, I can afford it, but it's cheaper in my hometown, so I feel I can't buy something too expensive."

Lu Sui nodded as if he understood. After he finished using the restroom and brushed his teeth, Shen Qinghuai stood behind him with a comb and combed his hair. He saw that Lu Sui's mouth was covered with toothpaste foam in the mirror and thought it was too cute. After tying his hair, he didn't leave. Lu Sui looked at him in confusion through the mirror. He picked up Lu Sui's hair and said, "It's a little in the way when you wash your face. I'll hold it for you."

Lu Sui pressed the facial cleanser, and just as she washed her face clean, Shen Qinghuai patted her twice.

"..."

Lu Sui lowered his head and continued washing his face. After drying it, he turned his head and lightly brushed Shen Qinghuai's earlobe with his fingertips. The force was so light that it was like a feather gently floating by. Shen Qinghuai even doubted that he had touched him.

"Good girl."

That "Good boy" almost turned Shen Qinghuai into a dog. He instantly blushed, covered half of his face, and said in a magnetic, husky voice, "You're cheating."

"?"

"How could you praise me like that at a time like this?"

"??"

"You should have praised me last night, and I would have worked even harder, instead of saving my energy until now, when I was already impulsive this morning..."

Lu Sui didn't want to hear the rest of the conversation. Seeing that Shen Qinghuai hadn't put his hand down yet, he left the bathroom.

I kind of want to play hide-and-seek again like I did last night.

Lu looked left and right, and finally his gaze settled on a certain spot.

After Shen Qinghuai finished speaking, he didn't get a slap. He continued to say several more words, but still didn't get a slap. He regretfully put his hand down.

Then, I was a little dumbfounded.

"...Where is my beautiful wife?"

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I'm almost at 200,000 words and I still haven't come up with any other titles. I feel like if there were a book quiz, this book would definitely be banned; it's too daring.