I awakened to be a menace at the start of the game, and my parents sent me to the cherry blossom vie

Ancestors...

May your descendants succeed in their suicidal schemes!

"Make way, make way..."

As Lin Fan shouted, he swung his elbows sharply to both sides.

The unaware, sweaty fat otaku around him were pushed around and swayed by him.

"Baka..."

Upon hearing Lin Fan's fluent Mandarin, these people immediately showed their dissatisfaction.

"Damn it. What are the security guards at the gate doing? It's a meeting with Master Gao, how come they're letting just anyone in?"

"You idiot! A Chinese person, how dare you come here?"

"Is this little cutie fearless?"

Uh……

Why do I feel a chill around here?

As Lin Fan kept pushing forward, he suddenly felt that everyone around him was looking at him with ill intent.

However, he didn't have time to think about that right now, because he was only two meters away from the stage.

This distance is just right.

Not only could you see the thick foundation on Daomiao's face, as thick as a city wall, but you could also smell the strong perfume on her body.

"Inae-sama!"

Lin Fan yelled at the top of his lungs, letting out a scream like a fanatic.

That shout completely drowned out the deafening sound system, and even the rice seedlings, who were singing and dancing energetically, were startled and trembled.

The music stopped abruptly.

Thousands of eyes instantly focused on Lin Fan.

At this moment, any normal person would be so embarrassed that they could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with their toes.

But Lin Fan is not a normal person.

He used to be a socially anxious person.

To put it simply, as my best friend from high school would say, he's a social dinosaur!

Besides, he came here to die.

Since you're seeking death, then you should die spectacularly, in a way that everyone knows about.

"Who are you……"

Daomiao wore a professional, fake smile as she looked at the disheveled young man in the audience, whose hair was as messy as a bird's nest.

Deep in his eyes, there was a hint of barely perceptible disdain.

"I'm your biggest fan!"

Lin Fan held the newspaper bundle above his head.

"I am a young Chinese man who admires cherry blossom culture. To see you, I traveled three thousand miles from all over China, bowing at every step, just to present you with my family heirloom!"

"A family heirloom?"

The rice seedlings' eyes lit up.

She has no other hobbies but greed for money.

We just received a bunch of gold and silver jewelry backstage, and now we've received a family heirloom.

only……

The packaging didn't look like a treasure at all.

"What is your treasure?"

Daomiao held the microphone, her voice sickeningly sweet, and asked in a deliberately coaxing tone as if she were talking to a child.

"This thing is amazing!"

Lin Fan was very serious.

"This item is called the 'Home-Protecting Divine Stone,' taken from the ruins of Nuwa's patching up the sky five thousand years ago. It absorbs the essence of the sun and moon and is specially used to cure all kinds of... cough..."

It guarantees peace and safety for your home, and brings you promotions and wealth! It also greatly benefits those who have awakened!

hiss--

Everyone around who could understand Chinese couldn't help but gasp in surprise.

Good guy!

This is a true fan; they even brought out a family heirloom!

No comparison!

No comparison!

"Sri Lanka No. 1!"

"It's actually a divine stone from China!"

"This man looks like a beggar, but I never expected him to be so generous!"

Even the bodyguards who were about to rush up and drag Lin Fan away stopped in their tracks, looking at the newspaper package with awe.

The smile on Daomiao's face was even more genuine.

She walked clattering to the edge of the stage in her high heels, crouched down, and extended her manicured hands to Lin Fan:

"Thank you to this fan from China. Everyone, please make way for our friend."

"Give way!"

"Go!"

Since you want it, I'll grant your wish.

As he spoke, Lin Fan's arm muscles tensed, and he swung his arm in a wide arc, throwing the brick, which weighed at least two or three pounds, directly at Dao Miao's big face.

"call--"

The brick whistled through the air, tracing a straight line.

This is hardly a gift.

This is clearly an attempt to kill someone.

The sudden turn of events left everyone around them dumbfounded.

Good guy,

Who throws gifts away?

Rice Seedling is, after all, an S-rank Awakener. Although she is a fragile summoner, she still has a decent reaction speed.

The moment Lin Fan threw out the "gift," a huge phantom of a red-eyed giant enveloped her.

And then he reached out and grabbed!

"Smack."

The gift wrapped in newspaper was instantly grabbed by the giant, phantom hand.

Uh--

Sure enough, the difference between F-rank and S-rank is significant.

Seeing his "gift" being caught safely, Lin Fan felt a chill run down his spine.

But soon he smiled again.

Although it didn't hit that woman, Gao Shi, it seems the desired effect has been achieved.

Now all we have to do is wait for that woman to get angry.

"you……"

Just as he expected, Daomiao's expression instantly turned extremely ugly.

At the same time, she reached out and took the so-called "gift" from the phantom's hand!

And in front of the live broadcast, he started to tear apart the newspaper package.

The thousands of people in the audience held their breath.

All the cameras were pointed at the newspaper bundle.

On the big screen, a close-up of the rice seedling's hand was shown.

The layers of cherry blossom newspaper were torn apart little by little.

Lin Fan stood below the stage, showing no intention of leaving.

He even crossed his arms and stared at the stage with a playful expression.

At that moment, he felt like a sinner awaiting trial, or a terrorist about to detonate a time bomb.

As soon as that layer of paper is torn.

That was when Lin Fan lost his life.

"Sizzle—"

The last layer of newspaper was torn off.

Its true form was revealed.

Red.

cuboid.

The surface is rough, and even has several obvious gravel holes.

With its sharp edges, it's clearly a qualified product from an industrial assembly line.

Quiet.

A deathly silence.

The entire AKB48 theater, a venue with thousands of people, was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

All the sounds and all the expressions froze in that instant.

on the big screen.

That red brick was thus laid bare before everyone.

You can even see dried cement residue stuck to the edges.

The rice seedling's expression froze.

It was an expression that went from ecstatic joy to utter existential doubt.

"How can this be repaired..."

The rice seedlings trembled and looked up at Lin Fan.

"Damn it, this is the...divine stone from the ruins of Nuwa mending the sky?"

"yes."

Lin Fan nodded confidently.

"Look at the color, how rosy it is."

Look at this texture, how hard it is.

Look at this shape, how square it is!

This is genuine Chinese red brick!

One piece can build a house, two pieces can build a wall, and if you just slap this thing on someone's head, it can instantly make them feast and become a Buddha!

"puff--"

Among the otaku present who could understand Chinese, one of them couldn't help but burst out laughing.

However, soon, the entire theater was filled with various insults and curses.

"Baka! This is brick! This is construction waste!"

"He's messing with Master Gao! That bastard!"

"Kill him! It's blasphemy against the goddess!"

An angry roar swept in like a tsunami.

Those otaku who were just moments ago looking on with envy are now blushing and wishing they could rush up and tear Lin Fan to pieces.

Countless mineral water bottles, glow sticks, and even broken shoes rained down on Lin Fan.

Lin Fan neither dodged nor evaded.

Not content with the chaos, he spread his arms wide and shouted with a look of pure enjoyment:

"Come on! Kill me! Anyone who doesn't is a coward!"

The rice seedlings on the platform were trembling with anger.

Since she awakened as an S-rank Summoner, she has never suffered such an insult!

And now, this damned Chinese man is actually insulting me in front of thousands of people during a live broadcast.

And it was with a brick!

"You...you..."

Dao Miao pointed at Lin Fan, her fingers trembling.

"You're asking for it!"

"Yes! I'm asking for death!"

Lin Fan looked sincere.

"Please, just do it! Stop just talking!"

"boom--"

This sentence completely ignited the rice seedlings' rationality.

Forget about image and being approachable; to hell with it all.

All she wanted to do right now was kill the fly in front of her...