I awakened to be a menace at the start of the game, and my parents sent me to the cherry blossom vie

[If you're looking for mindless enjoyment, then spit your brains out here.]

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"Holy crap!"

What terrible thing have I done?

Lin Fan looked at the Awakening Order in his hand, his face turning dark.

What is this?

What are the perks of a transmigrator who is reborn eighteen years ago?

But isn't this kind of welfare a bit too inhumane?

【Calamity Body (Forbidden Grade - Unique)】

[Effect: Upon death, a regional disaster will be randomly triggered, centered on the corpse. The disaster level depends on the host's spiritual power. (Comment: Wherever you die, disaster will follow.)]

【Infinite Recombination (Forbidden Level - Unique)】

[Effect: After death, the physical body can be rebuilt without damage; 100% of the pain receptors are permanently preserved and cannot be blocked. (Comment: When you die, the pain will be so intense you'll question the meaning of life.)]

Lin Fan rubbed his temples.

In this era where everyone awakens their talents, what others awaken is elemental control, beast-like armor, or at the very least, physical enhancement.

But what exactly is this thing that I've awakened?

A humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb?

And it can be used repeatedly, causing excruciating pain every time.

Death is not scary, but he is a person who is very afraid of pain.

"What a tragedy!"

Lin Fan grumbled, folded the two reports together and stuffed them into his pocket, hailed a taxi, slumped in the back seat, and felt utterly hopeless.

"Driver, to Jingxiu Residential Area."

……

Jingxiu Residential Area, Unit 3, Room 402.

As soon as the security door opened, the pungent smell of cheap tobacco filled my nostrils.

As soon as Lin Fan entered the door, he saw his father, Lin Jianguo, sitting on the sofa, watching TV with a cigarette that was about to burn his fingers between his fingers.

The sound of chopping meat filling came from the kitchen; judging by the force, we'd be having dumplings tonight.

"Awakened?"

Lin Jianguo looked up at him, his voice hoarse.

"Let me see it."

Lin Fan paused while changing his shoes, and then hesitantly pulled out two sheets of paper from his pocket.

He deliberately kept the talent record at the bottom, hoping his father would read the top and not the bottom.

As for why it wasn't hidden, it's because hiding it wouldn't have helped; it would have only attracted the old man's attention more.

"F-rank spiritual power?"

Lin Jianguo glanced at the paper, his brows instantly furrowing into a deep frown, oblivious to the ash from his cigarette falling onto his leg.

"How come it's only F-rank?"

The teddy bear next door, Old Wang's, has awakened to E-level olfactory enhancement.

"You, a grown man, are less than a dog?"

Is that polite?

Knowing full well what he would say, Lin Fan couldn't help but roll his eyes, plopped down next to her, grabbed an apple, and took a bite.

"Old Lin, don't say such unpleasant things."

Rank F is also an Awakened. If they don't achieve much in the future, delivering food during the day and working as a security guard at night wouldn't be bad.

"Takeout? Security guard?"

The old man's face immediately showed displeasure upon hearing this.

"You bastard, when I was young, I was feared on the battlefield, how did I end up with a piece of trash like you?"

The kitchen curtain was lifted, and Mom Chen Xiaoai poked her head out, holding a cleaver:

"Lin Jianguo, what are you yelling about? So what if my son is an F-rank? An F-rank is still my flesh and blood!"

Son, don't listen to your dad. I think delivery drivers and security guards are pretty good! Even if you can't do those jobs, Mom will still support you!

"Just keep spoiling him!"

Lin Jianguo stood up cursing, and was about to throw the list on the coffee table when his fingers accidentally touched the second page below.

Only then did he remember that he hadn't looked at the talent.

Although this kid's spiritual power level is really terrible, if he has good talent, he can still be saved.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously pulled out the second page to take a look.

"Old man..."

Seeing this, Lin Fan tried to stop him.

"Um?"

Unexpectedly, Lin Jianguo raised an eyebrow slightly after seeing the contents of the second page.

Is this his own son?

How can someone have such talent...?

Even someone who had faced countless life-and-death situations in his life couldn't help but widen his eyes at this moment.

Seeing this, Lin Fan's heart also began to pound.

For a moment, the only sounds in the large living room were the chopping of filling in the kitchen and the news broadcast on the television.

"...Regarding the matter of the S-class Awakened being from Japan openly challenging our country, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has lodged a strong protest..."

Lin Fan turned his head and saw an ugly woman on the TV screen.

It's amazing that someone so pathetic could awaken an S-rank summoning talent! God really has no eyes!

Just as Lin Fan's attention was focused on the television, he suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck.

He instinctively turned his head.

The old man's gaze swept back and forth between himself and the television.

For some reason, at this moment Lin Fan suddenly felt that the apple in his hand didn't taste so good anymore.

"No, Lao Lin, your eyes..."

"Fanfan."

Before he could finish speaking, the old man placed the list on the coffee table, his tone as gentle as if he were coaxing Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother.

"Are the apples sweet?"

Lin Fan swallowed hard and put the apple down.

"Old man, be normal, I'm scared."

"What are you afraid of? Would I ever harm you?"

Before you say that, shouldn't you think about it carefully?

Haven't you caused enough trouble for your son over the past ten years?

Lin Fan looked at his father's harmless appearance and was utterly speechless.

Seeing that he remained silent, Lin Jianguo dragged his prosthetic leg over to his side and put his arm around his shoulder.

The force was so great that it felt like it was going to crush his shoulder blade.

"Son, would you like to travel abroad?"

"In no mood."

Lin Fan shook his head vigorously, refusing decisively.

Although I don't know what the old man wants to do, refusing is definitely the right thing to do.

No, you want to.

Lin Jianguo pointed at the television screen,

"See this woman? S-rank, Summoner Awakener, she's been making quite a splash online these past few days."

Can you swallow this insult?

"I can swallow it."

Lin Fan nodded.

What can you do if you can't swallow it? You're just a piece of trash with an F-grade rating.

"Old Lin, calm down. They're an S-rank, and I'm just an F-rank trash. What's the difference between me going there and throwing my life away?"

"That's right!"

Lin Jianguo slapped his thigh suddenly, "I sent you to your death!"

Lin Fan: "?"

His biological father?

The old man placed the talent list in front of him, his finger heavily pointing to the two lines of text: [Calamity Body] and [Infinite Recombination].

"Son, you have two talents!"

"You can trigger a disaster after death and be resurrected. Do you know how powerful this talent is?"

Your capabilities are truly worthy of being called a national strategic-level humanoid self-propelled intercontinental ballistic missile!

At this moment, the old man's face was flushed red with excitement, and the veins on his neck were bulging.

"Just imagine, if they threw you at the entrance of some shrine and forced you to drink a bottle of pesticide, what a spectacle that would be!"

"I dare not say anything else about your father, but when the time comes, it won't be a problem for our Lin family's genealogy to have a separate page for you!"

From now on, you will be the ancestor of our Lin family!

Hearing the old man say that, Lin Fan felt an even stronger chill down his spine.

"Old Lin! Are you even my real father? That's 100% pain! It'll kill you! You need to calm down!"

"I'm very calm!"

So what if it hurts? A real man bleeds and sweats, but doesn't shed tears!

Besides, for the sake of the country, can't we even endure this little bit of pain?

You got shots when you were a kid and nothing happened to you, right?

"That's because you're covering my mouth!"

"That's not important!"

The old man was still patting his shoulder with an excited expression.

"My son, this is an opportunity. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

"Think about it, if you died in China, it would be a major safety accident, and our family might have to pay compensation and go bankrupt."

But if you die in Japan, that's different. That's eliminating a scourge for the people, making you a national hero! It's bringing glory to your ancestors!

"I'm not going!"

Lin Fan shook his head desperately.

"I'm only cut out to be a security guard or a food deliveryman! Whoever wants to go can go!"

"Wife!"

When Lin Jianguo realized he couldn't reason with them, he yelled at the kitchen.

"Stop chopping the filling! Come out and talk to me about something!"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Lin's mother asked, puzzled.

"Our Lin family's ancestral graves are emitting auspicious smoke!"

As he spoke, Lin Jianguo handed Lin Fan's talent list to Lin's mother.

"Look for yourself! Our son has two talents: immortality and the ability to bring disaster!"

Lin's mother: ? ? ? ?

What the hell is this "bringing disaster" nonsense?

Chen Xiaoai took the paper slip handed to her by her husband and looked down at it suspiciously.

Lin Fan planned to ask his mother for help. After all, his mother was the rational person in the family and would definitely not let him go to his death.

After all, there's no one better than a mother!

Unexpectedly, before he could even speak, his mother looked at him.

"Son! Is what this says true? Can you really come back to life after death?"

Seeing his mother's intense gaze, Lin Fan could only weakly reply:

"...That's how it is in theory, but Mom, it really hurts..."

"Snapped!"

Before he could finish speaking, his mother slammed the essay on the coffee table and turned to walk towards his room.

Lin Fan: ? ? ?

"No, Mom? Where are you going?"

Less than ten seconds.

He saw his mother dragging a suitcase out, frantically stuffing clothes into it while urgently saying to Lin Jianguo:

"Old Lin, what are you waiting for! Hurry up and book your plane tickets!"

Let's check if there are any seats available on tonight's flight. If there are no seats in economy class, we can upgrade.

Don't let the kids be delayed from going on... trips!

Lin Fan: "???"

"No, Mom? You're going crazy too? That's a foreign country, I don't know anyone here..."

"Son, your father is my only husband, so please satisfy him this once!"

Moreover, boys should go out and explore more..."