Three Kingdoms Lords: Starting by walking into the mouth of a giant python

Night falls in Bianliang City.

Restaurants lined the streets, and singing and dancing filled the air.

Yuan Shao, Yan Liang, and Wen Chou entered a proper restaurant and found a private room on the second floor to sit down. They summoned a tea and food server, who served them wine, food, and dishes.

Inside and outside the building, the sounds of reed pipes and drums filled the air, the lights were dazzling, and tourists thronged like ants.

Inside the room, the three sat facing each other, silently eating and drinking.

A woman came and asked if he wanted to hear some music to liven things up, but Yuan Shao waved her away.

The three first followed the Jizhou army to fight the bandits, but unfortunately they encountered "sorcery" and had no choice but to protect Liu Yanwei and flee.

Later, he gained Wen Yanbo's appreciation and was sent to conquer Beizhou again, but then Wang Ze and others were rampant with sorcery, so Yuan Shao's scheming and Yan Wen's martial prowess had few opportunities to be displayed.

When Wang Ze was beheaded and the monk Danzi passed away, the three men had very little to show for their efforts.

He learned neither sorcery nor righteous magic.

In contrast, Cao Cao and his associates, who parted ways with them, recovered the Sixteen Prefectures of Yan and Yun, and trampled the four capitals of Liao, becoming famous throughout the world.

Comparing the two, they are worlds apart, like riding on clouds or walking on mud.

Just recently, a system notification sounded, indicating that they only had one day left to remain in this world.

The three of them pondered how to do something on this last day, so as not to waste the time of the [Heavenly Scroll].

But after much deliberation, they couldn't come up with any good ideas, so they came to drink and relieve their boredom.

While we were eating, a loud "boom" came from outside the building.

The room where the three of them were located shook.

Yuan Shao moved closer to the window and leaned out to look.

Bang!

A huge fireball fell from the sky and crashed into a cooked meat shop across the street.

The fireball exploded, and in an instant, the shop was reduced to nothing.

The nearby teahouse and foot shop were also affected, bursting into flames with crackling sounds.

Cries and pleas for help mingled together.

Yuan Shao looked up at the sky and saw meteors raining down like a storm.

"Walk!"

Yuan Shao shouted and beckoned Yan Liang and Wen Chou, who were still sucking on fried crab and gnawing on skewered goose, to run outside.

Boom!

Just as they reached the outside of the building, a fiery meteor fell, smashing most of the hotel, named Fanlou, into pieces.

Officials, nobles, and commoners alike fled outside, crying and begging for mercy.

Yuan Shao and his two companions followed the crowd out of the city.

Behind him lay Tokyo, a city of splendor turned to ruins and its people suffering immensely.

Not just Tokyo.

Within the territory of the Liao Kingdom, Cao Cao, Dian Wei, and Yuan Ji were being pursued and killed by Emperor Xingzong of Liao.

On Zhongnan Mountain, Yuan Shu was cultivating alongside Zhang Wumeng;

In the Yunmeng Mountains, Shi Jun searched in vain for the Baiyun Cave and the [Stone Wall Heavenly Book].

That night, millions of people from all over the country and from all corners of the world encountered the meteor disaster.

By the second day, the natural disaster had subsided.

People mustered their courage and walked to the spot where the meteor had fallen, only to find that there was no meteor at all.

They were all immortals, some dead, some seriously injured, some filled with grief and indignation, and some in despair.

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"Report! The evil Taoist priest has gone to the Celestial Master's Mansion!"

"Report! The Lingguan Temple has been destroyed, and geese and sheep are robbing people!"

"The all-seeing and all-hearing masters have been killed!"

"The evil Taoist priest killed Xie Xian of the Thunder Department!"

"The evil Taoist has slain Marshal Tianpeng!"

"The...Emperor of Fusang has been murdered!"

"The Heavenly King's Palace has collapsed!"

"Oh no, that evil Taoist priest has gone to the [Peach Garden]!"

Li Yu's [Fire-Breathing Technique] burned down the Purple Palace's vermilion gates; [Thirteen Ants] stirred up the Milky Way to flood the heavenly soldiers; [Snake Princess] destroyed palaces with her fangs and summoned geese and sheep; Jiang Lei's lightning strikes clashed fiercely with Fenglong's...

The sky collapsed and the earth cracked.

The dragon and crane died tragically, and the jade palace was completely destroyed.

In this celestial court, most of the heavenly soldiers and generals are of the [Xuanhuang] rank. Even the renowned Thunder God and Lightning Goddess are only of the [Di] rank.

Li Yu led the Fanghu group to appear and disappear in an instant, slaughtering immortals who lay dead in the heavens and fell to the mortal realm.

The five emperors, all of whom were of the [Heavenly Rank], were unexpectedly killed by Li Yu, who relied on the [Secret of the Golden Bed's Immortality].

The celestial beings in the Heavenly Palace were greatly alarmed.

Under the protection of celestial beings such as Venus and the Eastern Peak Emperor, the Jade Emperor withdrew from the devastated Lingxiao Palace and exclaimed, "Quickly, go and invite the Primordial Heavenly Venerable!"

"[System]: Time limit for residing in the 'Egg Monk' world: 01:59."

With little time to spare, Li Yu leaped towards Yaochi in Kunlun Mountain and plunged headfirst into the Xuanpu, a garden filled with stacked stones in the Yaofang.

It's called a peach orchard, but it's actually just a single, towering peach tree.

It takes a thousand years for a bud to bloom, and a thousand years for a fruit to ripen.

Unfortunately, the Heavenly Palace had just held a Peach Banquet, and all the ripe fruits had been picked. The trees were sparsely covered with flowers and fruits, with only some green-skinned, hairy ones remaining.

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'Peach wood'

[Rank] Corpse Dissection Immortal

[Attributes] Luck +100, Auspiciousness +50, Literary Style +1000.

[Description] On the seventh day of the seventh month, the Queen Mother of the West descended and gave the Emperor four immortal peaches. The Emperor ate them and then collected the pits. The Queen Mother asked him, "I wish to plant them." The Queen Mother replied, "These peaches bear fruit only once every three thousand years. The soil in the Central Plains is too poor; they will not grow." The Emperor then stopped. — *The Inner Biography of Emperor Wu of Han*

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Beneath the lush and vibrant peach trees, the laborers who had been hoeing and pruning the trees had long since dispersed, and the land itself had vanished without a trace.

Li Yu took a large gulp of water from the Aganipe Spring, and with a burst of power, the Swallowing Mountains and Rivers technique enveloped the peach wood.

[The Western Heavenly Golden Mother Palace] received a message from the Heavenly Palace, informing them that a "demonic Taoist" was wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Court. Unexpectedly, this scourge came to dig up trees.

The Queen Mother of the West, along with the immortals of her palace, went to punish the evil Taoist.

Unfortunately, even the most powerful [Heavenly Rank Queen Mother of the West] could not harm the opponent and could only watch helplessly as the ten-thousand-foot-tall peach tree was swallowed up.

A huge crater appeared on the spot.

The Queen Mother of the West cried out in grief, revealing her true form with disheveled white hair, tiger teeth, and a leopard tail. She leaped onto her purple cloud chariot and pounced over.

Boom!

Li Yu was thrown a hundred feet away and fell into the Jade Pool. The Queen Mother, the Giant Spirit, the Bluebird, and the celestial soldiers surrounded him.

Li Yu, carrying a large rock from the bottom of the water, walked out of Yaochi, only to be met with flying swords, talisman knives, and all sorts of spells involving wind, fire, thunder, and water.

He raised a large stone to cover his face; the stone cracked, and he hurled it with all his might. As the Queen Mother and her immortals dodged, Li Yu waved his hand and summoned the large army of [Fanghu], who swarmed forward.

The giant roared and transformed into a three-zhang-tall giant, clenching his enormous fist and smashing it down.

Several [swordsman skeletons] were reduced to a pile of bone fragments.

The giant retracted its fist.

Li Yu leaped up, landing on the giant spirit's broad hand, stomping on its arm and jumping onto its shoulder, piercing its right eye with a spear.

The giant spirit let out a miserable cry, deflated like a punctured balloon, and reverted to its diminutive form. Li Yu raised his Demon-Slaying Spear, lifted the dying giant spirit, and hurled it at the immortals of the Golden Mother Palace.

The Queen Mother of the West, her hair disheveled and her chest pounded, was nearly driven mad. However, she was pulled off the Purple Cloud Chariot by [Record 9] and then had her leopard tail severed by Li Yu's spear.

The three bluebirds risked their lives to save her, but they were nailed to the pillars along with the Queen Mother of the West.

The Demon-Slaying Spear, having drunk the blood of countless immortals, gradually deepened in color to a bronze hue, until it was completely transformed into a ruby ​​blade. The Demon-Slaying Spear rose from [Mysterious Grade] to [Heavenly Grade].

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Demon-Slaying Spear

[Rank] Heavenly Rank.

[Attributes] Sharpness 478, Hardness 358, Texture 450, Toughness 310. When subjected to invasive attacks, the destructive power is multiplied. Also includes [Characteristic: Immortal Slayer].

[Description] Strike its nine orifices, and it can be killed on the spot.

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[Zhu Xian]: Increases the intimidation of immortals by 100 and damage by 100.

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The Enlightened Beast wept blood and howled in agony, carrying the dying giant spirit on its back as it fled to the Heavenly Palace, with Li Yu following behind.

Halfway there, the three Celestial Masters, Feng Bo Feilian, Yun Shi Pingyi, and Jiutian Xuannv, among other celestial beings, arrived and blocked their path.

Several [Heavenly Grade] experts joined forces, overwhelming Li Yu and putting him in grave danger. He resorted to his old tricks, donning the [Liqiu Ghost Mask] to transform into an armored soldier and infiltrate the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden's ranks.

After a chaotic battle, the immortals were left in a sorry state.

Li Yu, seizing an opportunity, slipped away and ran off to the Jade Emperor's back garden.

[Swallowing Mountains and Rivers] is activated, and the target is set on a plum tree.