What kind of football player is handsome?

Chapter 102 Celestial Flying Immortal + Pendulum Dribble! Face-to-face NTR! Using the old man's best tricks to torment him!

Cannavaro is devastated.

He had faced Rooney head-on on the field and knew that, not only now, but even a couple of years ago when he was still competitive, he couldn't contain the England star's free rein in his defensive zone.

Since the outcome is the same whether you take precautions or not, you might as well go with the flow and do someone a favor.

Liu Yi is different.

Although this young man has played well for half a season and gained fame, his overall influence is still on the rise.

Cannavaro judged that Liu Yi was definitely not as mature as a superstar like Rooney. He only needed to interfere slightly, and the opponent would likely shoot the ball wide. This way, he would complete his defensive task without embarrassing the opponent too much.

All I can say is that "Koala" hasn't watched much football in the months since his retirement.

If he paid even a little attention to the exciting goals or match highlights of the Premier League or the Champions League, he would easily find that the name "LIUYI" appeared with an astonishing frequency.

As a result, he brought trouble upon himself and became the backdrop for Yi Di's brilliant double goal.

In the stands.

Young Haaland shook his father's arm excitedly.

"That shot was so cool! Dad, is that Liu? I want to be an elegant striker like him when I grow up!"

Old Ha affectionately ruffled his son's blond hair.

"Then you'd better listen to your father and eat more so you can grow strong and healthy."

Haaland Jr. nodded vigorously.

But he kept his eyes fixed on Liu Yi on the field.

It seems like—the older brother isn't the kind of striker who's particularly strong!

On the field, Liu Yi did not celebrate wildly after scoring a beautiful goal.

He simply swung his fist and ran back.

Rooney put his arm around Liu Yi and said, "Hey kid, are you trying to imitate that bicycle kick I scored in the Manchester derby last season?"

"That bicycle kick was terrifying; it could be a contender for the best goal in Premier League history. To be honest, I couldn't do that."

Liu Yi was not being modest.

The height of Xiao Pang's jump, the extension of his body, the sense of power, and the overall aesthetic appeal of his goal were all impeccable.

Even the fact that the backdrop is Joe Hart is perfect.

Zidane and Ronaldo exchanged a glance.

Both legends are Real Madrid players.

They all thought of the superstars who transferred from Manchester United to the Bernabéu: Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo.

How could Galactic Battleship possibly miss out on such a young upstart who possesses immediate combat capability, limitless potential, and immense popularity?!

Of course, this is all just Zidane's wishful thinking.

Liu Yi is not particularly interested in joining Real Madrid—or rather, in becoming a teammate of Cristiano Ronaldo or Messi.

He knew that if he went to Real Madrid or Barcelona, ​​he would most likely only be able to play a supporting role under the dazzling light of the "two superstars".

Even a player as strong as Suarez, who won the European Golden Boot in the 15-16 season in a parallel universe, only ranked fourth in the Ballon d'Or voting that year.

Therefore, what Liu Yi longed for even more was to stand opposite them, defeat them fair and square, and end the "era of two heroes".

Instead of joining one side in the main theme of the James-Curry rivalry, like Kevin Durant did.

Back on the field.

The "Friends" team restarted the game and launched their attack.

Zidane controlled the ball near the right flank, suddenly turned, and delivered a precise long pass over the top.

The ball traced a beautiful arc and accurately found Figo, who had made a run down the left flank.

When Figo is mentioned, many fans may first think of the famous "Camp Nou pig's head incident".

But putting aside the controversy surrounding his personal choices, in terms of pure ability on the field, this Ballon d'Or winner and former Real Madrid number 10 remains an undisputed top superstar.

Fabio was continuously swaying on his bicycle.

Fabio was young and impetuous.

He didn't care that Figo was an old man over forty, and he still went forward with all his might to press and snatch the ball without holding back at all.

Although Figo is no longer as fast as he used to be, like his teacher Bodo, the increase in age has taken away his physical functions, but his top-notch skills have not deteriorated.

"Get out of Fabio's way!"

"Break the door!"

"Goal! 2-4!"

"Figo's end!"

"Look at Ronaldo, Zidane, and Figo!"

Even if the Ballon d'Or winners are forty years old, they are still Ballon d'Or winners!

"Uh—except for Cannavaro!"

After speaking, Zhan Jun looked at the Manchester United players on the field.

Who else can stand up for us?

What?! His skill level is good, but he lacks the desire to perform.

Giggs? Based on his age, he should be on the other side, "Friends".

Carrick? Why did you assign a workhorse to score?

Park Ji-sung? Cannavaro can accept Liu Yi scoring a goal, but he absolutely cannot accept a South Korean scoring a goal.

After all this back and forth, all we can do is hope that Yi Di and Rooney will retaliate.

Liu Yi pointed to a spot about a meter in front of him and shouted in a deep voice, "Pass the ball to me!"

Although Carrick did not understand his meaning, he did not hesitate to dribble an arc ball for Yi Di to ask for the ball, and he had his reasons.

Those who question Emperor Yi, please shut up; those who admire Emperor Yi, must blindly follow him.

The ball slowly fell through the air.

Goalkeeper Barthez remained calm and composed.

The ball landed a distance of about 34 or 35 meters from the goal.

An ordinary striker would never be able to launch an attack here.

Before the ball even touched the ground, Liu Yi's entire attack plan had already taken shape in his mind.

It's impossible to stop the ball.

You have to keep the ball in place to trigger the Great General's "Shooting the Halberd at the Gate" badge!

"What is he going to do?!"

Cannavaro's breathing became increasingly rapid.

Could it be that they want to be in that position?!

This is the moment!

Thirty-four meters from the goal!

An absolutely super long range!

The Chinese striker twisted his body and swung his leg, meeting the falling ball with a powerful, axe-like strike from the outside of his foot!

boom!

Archery skills: 86-87↑

A breakthrough at this point?!

With no one marking him, Liu Yi's current shooting skills, as long as his touch is on point, would make scoring a ten-pointer a piece of cake.

The football shot out!

Cannavaro could only watch helplessly as the ball tore through the air and hurtled towards his own goal!

Unsurprisingly.

Barthez made a diving save.

However, the French goalkeeper, who was already over fifty, not only strained his arm too much and injured his nerve, but also failed to even touch the ball.

3-4!!

"Liu Yi!!"

"This ball should only exist in heaven!"

"Such a rare sight indeed!"

"A celestial being descends from the heavens!!"

"Liu Yi has once again proven what elegance truly is!"

Zidane's pupils trembled as he witnessed someone replicating one of his unique skills—the Flying Immortal from Beyond the Heavens.

Then came the feeling of being moved.

This time I was truly moved.

He—he used all my tricks!

The usually aloof Qi Zu surprisingly reached out and patted Liu Yi on the back as Liu Yi passed by him.

Ronaldo laughed loudly from the side.

"He can imitate your signature move, but he can't imitate my unique skill!"

Ronaldo's confidence is certainly well-founded.

His "pendulum dribble" remains unparalleled in the football world, and no one dares to claim that they have fully mastered it.

These words were spoken loudly.

Liu Yi naturally heard it too.

His dribbling attribute is currently 78.

It's somewhere in the middle, not quite as good as some, but better than others.

but----

He also has an Okocha "King of the Flying Birds" badge!

This guy is a cycling master who can rival Robinho.

Moreover, Ronaldo's pendulum dribble is actually a variation of bicycle kicking.

In fact, this move is not complicated; its essence lies precisely in the extreme sense of rhythm and deception.

At my current height of 185cm, if I could perform a very large range of motion while cycling...

Could it achieve a similar effect to Ronaldo's "pendulum dribble"?

Such an impactful way of getting past opponents.

Liu Yi certainly wanted to give it a try.

"Friends Team" in front of the goal.

Butters sneezed.

"I wonder who's talking about me again!"

Just as the French goalkeeper was about to wipe his nose with the back of his glove.

Collina, however, blew the whistle for halftime.

The game resumes after switching sides.

The "Friends Team" made a change in their goalkeeper.

Adhering to the principle of one person playing half the game.

Kahn's close friend, lifelong rival, and perennial substitute, former Arsenal's unbeaten season goalkeeper Lehmann, makes his debut.

Manchester United have also made personnel changes.

Apart from Liu Yi and Rooney, all nine other players were new faces.

Pogba and Berbatov also got a chance to play.

As soon as he stepped onto the field, Pogba gave Liu Yi a thumbs up.

Liu Yi understood immediately.

Next, Pogba will do everything he can to get the ball to his big brother's feet, just like Rodman "grabbing the damn rebound and passing the ball to the black bastard"!

The opposing center-back pairing has now changed to Cannavaro and Hierro.

Zidane/Ronaldo's friends team?

Real Madrid's veterans team!

The middle of the stadium.

Zidane recognized Pogba.

Back in Clairefontaine, this little black guy even asked me for an autograph.

Boba was also eager to show off her footwork in front of Zidane.

The powerful pass soared into the air like a missile, flying over Zidane's bald head and whistling across the entire midfield.

Understanding perfectly, Liu Yilong, who had already locked onto the target, strode forward with tiger-like steps.

The former Real Madrid center-back pairing, whose combined age is nearly ninety, certainly couldn't stop Liu Yi's breakthrough.

There was not a single unnecessary movement.

Manchester United's number 19 then hooked the ball with the back of his right foot.

Pogba's powerful long pass was gently deflected in front of him.

Zhan Jun couldn't help but exclaim, "Liu Yi's success serves as a reminder to today's young players—no matter how techniques evolve, solid fundamentals are always the foundation!"

Chinese fans wholeheartedly agree.

Hua Chao has too many memorable moments of players stopping the ball three meters away from the goal line.

Lyman watched Liu Yi charging forward with unwavering determination.

There was no time to think about it anymore.

There was nowhere to retreat; the goal was right behind them.

come on!

Let me, who has just retired, meet the most dazzling supernova of this era.

Let's see what he really is—

Lyman was secretly encouraging himself, but the moment he caught a glimpse of Liu Yi's footwork, his heart skipped a beat.

Time seemed to stand still at this moment.

The black-haired boy in front of me swayed slightly with his steps, like an assassin with a knife hidden in its sheath, ready to kill at any moment.

Even more terrifying.

This child's legs moved back and forth lightly in front of the ball like a pendulum.

Lyman's knees began to tremble uncontrollably.

This action instantly pulled him back to the era around the turn of the millennium, a time when superstars emerged and talented individuals gathered.

That's right!

This move was a skill that was unparalleled in that era!

And the person who used this action happened to be Ronaldo, who was at the very front of his own team and weighed over 200 pounds and had become "Liangzi"!

A pendulum jumper!

Left side? Right side?

Oh no, the left side.

Oh dear, it's on the right! I'm so stupid!

Lyman's current state is like that of Dai Jiawei, a "big bulldozer" who can't figure out blasphemy and thus affirms and then denies himself, having no clue about Liu Yi's next move.

at last!

When Liu Yi made his third large-scale leap around the ball.

Lyman moved.

Isn't it just a one-in-half probability?

I'm betting on the left!

The legendary goalkeeper, who had twice saved Argentina's penalty kicks in the 06 World Cup, frantically lunged to his right.

Wait a minute, I wanted to lunge to the left, but my body is falling to the right.

This is the complete collapse of the ultimate peak.

Just then!

Liu Yi's ankle suddenly twisted.

His body suddenly twisted in the opposite direction.

He moved like a blur, passing by the frozen Lyman.

In the final moments.

Lehmann also tried to hook the ball with his foot.

Ultimately, it ended in failure.

The instant Liu Yi created space, he kicked the ball towards the empty net.

The ending was already predetermined.

next second.

The entire Old Trafford was like a powder keg that had been ignited, with the stands exploding on all four sides!

The terrifying, deafening roar of the celebrations made the load-bearing walls of Old Trafford seem to tremble slightly.

"OMG!"

"What did I just see?!"

"This...this...this—"

"Is that Ronaldo's pendulum dribble?!"

"First, it was a celestial being descending from the heavens, then a pendulum swinging across the body!"

"Is Liu Yi paying homage to Zidane, or challenging him?!"

"That's an exaggeration!"

"These Ballon d'Or winners will probably remember this young man's name after just this one match!"

"And in the not-too-distant future, this name—is destined to rise above the stars, standing shoulder to shoulder with legends!!"

remote.

Ronaldo was stunned.

I subconsciously looked down at my toes.

wrong!

A Brazilian superstar discovered that his large stomach has made it impossible for him to see his toes.

Take another look at Liu Yi, who is hugging and celebrating with his teammates.

Fatty Luo suddenly felt a chill on the top of his head.

It feels like I've been NTR'd (Netorare, a form of sexual assault).

Seeing his old partner's embarrassed expression, Zidane could no longer hide his secret delight and burst into laughter.

"Well, we'll probably be famous tomorrow."

tomorrow?

No, tonight, right now!

All the major sports websites in China rushed to publish the moment Liu Yi scored his goal on their front page.

In an effort to grab traffic, some even create GIFs and upload them directly.

Fans eagerly awaiting the game flooded the page.

Even a GIF with completely lost image quality and a pitiful frame rate is enough to give people a glimpse of the terrifying "pendulum-like" power of Emperor Yi.

[I've never seen Yi Di use this move before! So cool! Absolutely so cool!]

Although it was a friendly match, and the opponent was an old man who had already retired, that pendulum dribble was absolutely awesome!

[Say no more! I think all the current national team players combined aren't even worth one of Yi Di's legs!]

Do you think it's possible that Yi Jianlian might be the one to end the "Messi-Ronaldo era"?

Pogba roared and rushed forward, lifting his older brother high in the air.

Look, racking up assists is so easy!

Berbatov strolled leisurely from the backfield, raised his hand, and gave his beloved student a sharp rap on the back of the head.

"Showy but impractical."

"Why don't you just chip the ball over his head?"

"They really have to steal the spotlight!"

"Sigh, young people like them, they don't even know the importance of health preservation."

"You'll regret it when you're old and can't walk anymore!"

Liu Yi grinned.

Berbatov shook his head as he said this.

But based on his understanding of his cheap master...

This isn't concern.

They're clearly sour!

After all, even at his peak, he might not have been able to execute such an effortless pendulum dribble.

This really is "Brother Xiaosai's life"!

Just as everyone was still reeling from the shock of the "pendulum dribble" making a comeback.

Only Liu Yi himself knows the truth.

This move only looks impressive because of his high center of gravity and long legs.

After doing two hip wraps, my legs felt like they were filled with lead and I could barely move them.

The third shake was a complete push to his limit, coupled with Lyman's loss of composure, which created the space for that final strike.

actually----

The expert on Tieba is absolutely right.

How to defend against Ronaldo's pendulum dribble?

Just stand still!

If Lyman had just stood still...

They actually managed to defend against that "pendulum dribble"!

PS: To be honest, if Ronaldo had Ryoko's knees, the GOAT debate would have been settled long ago.