This is too hilarious!
Chapter 65 What is Natural Distortion?!
Chapter 65 What is Natural Distortion?!
Li Youye focused his mind and his fist carried an uncontrollable force, so much so that the skin on his fist showed signs of tearing!
But this sign only appeared for a moment before it quickly changed again. The slightly cracked skin on the knuckles, as if it had healed and broken countless times, actually formed visible calluses!
The whistling sound of the punches became even more pronounced as a result.
Yu Lian was first taken aback, then became furious. This punch seemed to be aimed at killing her!
She gritted her teeth, quickly changed her move, bent down and raised her hand to block Li Youye's punch.
Then, taking advantage of Li Youye's wide-open defense, she leaped up with force and delivered a beautiful roundhouse kick, striking Li Youye's cheek, which was still flushed with excitement.
Li Youye's expression immediately changed drastically after being kicked.
Then, in an instant, its neck tilted to the side as it flew backwards—
Bai Hui: "————"
What on earth is this guy doing here?
The commotion was quite significant, attracting the attention of many classmates who were already somewhat interested in the situation.
He boldly looked over.
Luo Daiyun was a little confused. She had just been immersed in the tingling and pleasant sensation of practicing her martial arts and was unwilling to waste any of the medicinal effects or Bai Hui's help.
They did hear Li Youye's voice, but Bai Hui's position blocked their view, so they couldn't see it clearly.
She had no idea what had happened; she only heard Li Youye's voice, saw Yu Lian suddenly leap up, and then saw Li Youye fly backward—
Yu Lian recalled the faint sense of crisis she had felt earlier, and felt a surge of anger mixed with a hint of worry—Li Youye had just condensed his Heart Qi, and in her haste, she hadn't had time to retract her strength. If Li Youye had accidentally injured her, then—
However, this slight worry only lasted for a very short moment.
Yu Lian thought to herself, if Li Youye hadn't suddenly rushed over to attack her, she wouldn't have done that.
If anything serious happens, the responsibility will mostly fall on Li Youye!
Thinking about it, she asked, slightly angrily, "Bai Hui, what is Li Youye doing?! How can he suddenly attack someone like that!"
"I don't know—"
Bai Hui was also somewhat puzzled.
Although he gave up his position, he hadn't expected Li Youye to be so ruthless—judging from the way he threw his punch, his newly condensed inner energy was already operating beyond its limits, to the point that even his current physical body couldn't withstand it.
But speaking of which—is Li Youye's physical condition really that bad?
The skin cracked after a 0.1" heart-fire?
Luo Daiyun then said, "Stop talking! Quickly check on Li Youye—cough, how's Li Youye doing? Why did he stop responding after flying out?"
Upon hearing this, the slight worry that Yu Lian had previously suppressed surged back into her heart.
The three rushed to Li Youye's side to check on him.
The latter's neck was twisted to the right, his eyes rolled back, and his limbs were twitching unconsciously.
Seeing this, Yu Lian panicked even more and hurriedly said, "Bai Hui, Dai Yun, this...this...it's not entirely my fault. Who told her to launch a sneak attack like that?!"
"Don't panic."
Bai Hui examined Li Youye's condition. Although he possessed various medical and nursing martial arts, he only knew martial arts, not medical or nursing knowledge.
Therefore, Bai Hui cannot handle this situation for the time being—after all, judging from the appearance, it is most likely a bone injury.
Fortunately, it's not entirely hopeless—"Someone actually got seriously injured during gym class!"
Bai Hui suddenly shouted.
Luo Daiyun was stunned, thinking to herself, isn't this obvious?
Yu Lian felt even more panicked—this statement gave her a sudden sense of foreboding.
However, it turned out that her premonition was wrong.
As soon as Bai Hui finished speaking, a figure rushed over at an astonishing speed, and in the blink of an eye, the person appeared in front of the four of them.
If the blinking speed were slowed down even slightly, it would even feel as if this person had teleported there!
"Great! I got a job!"
"The fake Zhang Yan was summoned and came to the scene. Upon seeing Li Youye's condition, he was overjoyed."
"It's an acute cervical dislocation? It seems to be accompanied by some degree of spinal cord injury—hahaha! He'll need to rest for a while!"
The imposter Zhang Yan was excited about receiving a big order, but quickly seemed to realize that she was being inappropriate, and hurriedly tried to salvage the situation: "Um, classmates, don't misunderstand, I just suddenly thought of something happy, not because this classmate is injured—please don't report me for this, I really need this job—"
"Alright, alright."
Bai Hui waved his hand: "Teacher Zhang, hurry up and treat him, otherwise you'll probably be out of a job."
"That won't do!"
Zhang Yan immediately objected: "I can handle the entire process, including mortuary care, cremation, and funeral arrangements!"
Despite saying that, Zhang Yan's hands moved quickly. While talking to Bai Hui, she relied on her skillful work techniques to revive Li Youye without even looking at him, and even brought his injuries under control!
Beneath the simple lines, Bai Hui noticed that Zhang Yan's "pseudo-humanization" seemed to be deepening—though that doesn't quite seem right.
Because becoming a "pseudo-human" means that Zhang Yan has essentially died once, and what drives her actions and existence now is the "strange tale of the working class".
As time went on and work anxiety persisted, this guy tried every means to enrich and improve himself in order to keep his job.
Bai Hui didn't quite understand the advancement mechanism of these pseudo-humans, but one thing he was clear about was that, under the "Simple Lines" framework, Zhang Yan, when treating Li Youye, seemed to have been "entrusted" to something for a brief moment.
The methods she used have exceeded the boundaries set forth during her lifetime!
Because Baihui had so little exposure to it, he didn't even understand it at first!
Of course, Zhang Yan's high efficiency in handling the matter was also a factor.
After explaining some precautions to Li Youye, Zhang Yan left directly.
She arrived in a hurry because of the summons, and did not carry first aid supplies such as gauze or medicine. Therefore, although Li Youye's injuries were under control after he woke up, his head was still drooping on his shoulder.
"Good heavens, my newly formed inner energy was almost shattered by a single kick!"
Li Youye belatedly realized what was happening before she came to her senses.
Yu Lian said in a low voice, "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to—but it's not entirely my fault—I'm sorry, I'll find a way to take responsibility for this—"
Upon hearing this, Li Youye grinned, but the pain from his injuries made his smile look somewhat ferocious.
With its head drooping, it has a ferocious yet somewhat abstract appearance.
"It's alright, it's alright. Come to think of it, I was also at fault—"
Perhaps because of the pain, Li Youye's heart was slowly rising in Bai Hui's vision of the black and white line drawing.
However, the magnitude was not large, almost negligible.
But it is indeed growing.
After condensing his inner energy, Li Youye's thinking ability seemed to be more normal. He took the opportunity to chat with Yu Lian and was surprisingly quite mindful of boundaries and limits.
As a result, Yu Lian and Luo Daiyun's impressions of him changed slightly.
A physical education class passed by just like that. Tian Qiyuan hadn't even had time to come out of his private tutoring. Wu Peng's flashing clones left on the playground seemed to be nothing more than simple afterimages. This can be seen from the fact that Wu Peng's clones didn't react at all when Li Youye was injured.
Not only Wu Peng, but the other classmates also just watched the whole thing without getting too close.
However, Bai Hui learned the reason why the students were so indifferent through the story of "Long-tongued Parrot - Weird Reason".
The main reason is that Bai Hui fought too fiercely on the martial arts stage during the midterm exams, and his residual influence is still present. Although the specific details have not been fully disclosed, some dubious rumors are circulating in the shadows.
Students, we are still a little hesitant to get close to Bai Hui.
As for Feng Jue, it seems that he had gained some insights from the previous competition, and after Wu Peng announced free time during this physical education class, he disappeared without a trace.
After class.
Li Youye hung his head and suddenly asked in a low voice, "Bai Hui, if you're first in our grade in this exam—does that mean you'll be participating in the Yuncheng High School League soon?"
Bai Hui raised an eyebrow: "That's right—why are you suddenly asking this?"
How much do you know about "high school leagues—or rather, the housing bags used as prizes in those leagues"?
"What do you mean?"
Bai Hui suddenly realized that Li Youye's rationality was gradually returning to a higher level.
"I saw online that these kinds of leagues are held in most cities, and the so-called prizes" are actually illegal buildings—a problem that's difficult to deal with—due to the "strange tales of mortgage slaves" in various cities!
Li Youye said mysteriously, "In other words, these houses are problematic!"
Upon hearing this, Bai Hui hesitated for a moment, then asked, "If there are no problems, is it still a magical artifact?"
Li Youye paused for a moment, pondered for a while, and then scratched his head as if touching his chin.
"What you're saying—doesn't seem to make any mistakes?"
He thought for a moment, then added, "Then you'd better be careful. I've read online that these kinds of prizes are almost always scams—otherwise, people would have used them themselves, so why would they be giving them out as prizes?"
The two were chatting.
Tian Qiyuan, his lips purplish-black and his hair and eyebrows etched with obvious frost, finally appeared. Trembling, he approached the two and asked in a trembling voice, "What were you two talking about?"
Bai Hui briefly shared the information about the "house bag" that Li Youye had just mentioned, hoping to get more information from Tian Qiyuan.
However, the latter only nodded slightly after listening and did not discuss it further.
Seeing this, Bai Hui stopped and instead asked about Li Youye's fist. However, Li Youye casually replied, "Oh, I specially trained my Qilin Arm. I flew around a lot before, and after condensing my Heart Qi, it naturally mutated."
"?"
This is a divine distortion!
>
You'll Also Like
-
Daqing: Chen Pingping's adopted son, biological mother Ye Qingmei
Chapter 287 6 minute ago -
Douluo Continent: Becoming a God Through Taking on Disciples Begins with Intercepting Zhu Zhuqing
Chapter 148 6 minute ago -
The Wizard: Starting by Scamming the Demon God
Chapter 227 6 minute ago -
Elf: Hard work pays off, and I became Giovanni.
Chapter 1025 6 minute ago -
Even goblins are dangerous in this other world!
Chapter 351 6 minute ago -
Chat group: Fusion of the Desolate Heavenly Emperor, Healer Willow Goddess
Chapter 168 6 minute ago -
Dragon Raja: Starting with Deadpool, Evolving Through Devouring
Chapter 213 6 minute ago -
I'm in an American comic book world, and I'm starting out giving Aunt May special treatmen
Chapter 152 6 minute ago -
Let's give space a touch of Chinese horror!
Chapter 118 7 minute ago -
Huayu 1992: Starting with the CCTV Young Singers Competition
Chapter 81 7 minute ago