Chapter 166 Happy Birthday

The moment the contents were revealed, Lu Mingfei's expression froze.

A golden wardrobe.

Lu Mingfei seriously doubted whether this thing was pure gold.

It's taller than a person.

The patterns on the cabinet doors resemble a variation of some kind of family crest, and the handles are solid metal and feel heavy to the touch.

It was the kind of solid, heavy object that could be used to smash someone, weighing about the same as the coffin in his dorm room.

Lu Mingfei's lips twitched.

"Do I have a grudge against coffins? This one looks about the same as the coffin in my dorm room when it's laid down."

"cannot."

As Chu Zihang spoke, he reached out and pulled open the cabinet door.

"Because that's not how you open a coffin."

Unfortunately, Lu Mingfei didn't have time to complain, because the wardrobe had already started to deform as Chu Zihang opened it.

At this moment, a series of very faint mechanical sounds came from inside the wardrobe.

Like a folding structure being awakened, the wardrobe then begins to "grow longer," extending inwards in sections, as if the space has been folded and then unfolded again.

After a few seconds, the cabinet, which originally appeared to be only of normal depth, suddenly extended to a length far exceeding its external dimensions, as if a corridor was hidden inside.

And it's really flashy; the lights are on, but they're a very soft kind of light.

The light was like that in a display case, illuminating everything clearly without being glaring, just like the sophisticated display case of a top luxury brand.

Lu Mingfei stood in front of the wardrobe, silent for a long time, so silent that Chu Zihang couldn't help but glance at him, as if to confirm whether he was stunned by the luxuriousness of the wardrobe.

Inside the wardrobe hung rows of clothes.

Formal wear, dress, casual wear, training clothes, jackets, shirts, and trousers—all were neatly arranged.

The clothes hangers were uniform, the spacing was uniform, and even the ties were hung according to color gradients, arranged from dark to light like a color chart.

Below is a drawer.

Cufflinks, lapel pins, brooches, pocket squares, belts, gloves, scarves, and hats each have their own compartments and their own fixed positions.

Leather shoes, boots, casual shoes, and sneakers are arranged by size, and the uppers are wiped clean.

Even the socks are divided into compartments by color, and there are even sets of sealed perfume samples, making it feel like having a personal butler.

There are even ones for horses!!! They're even custom-made for Jiaoyue! That's his beloved horse!

He would believe it if someone told him that there was an AI advisor inside that kept telling him to roll up his trouser legs.

Lu Mingfei finally came to his senses, and then he had a very subtle feeling.

Although he rented a villa, it was still too small to fit such a large item; the wardrobe now took up half of his living room.

And it can only be placed here, because unless he opens a special room, it won't fit.

So, if I lived in a cramped dormitory before, and now that I'm back in a villa, it's cramped again, then what was the point of me coming back?

Very subtle.

Lu Mingfei thought for a moment, and since he was already there, he picked out a casual outfit to wear.

It's worth mentioning that this garment has no brand.

Well, Caesar's clothes weren't brand-name, which is normal; brand-name items are probably too low-end.

Then Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang looked at each other in the living room, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Ding-dong."

Suddenly, Lu Mingfei's phone lit up.

It was a text message from Susie.

Happy birthday! I'm sorry I couldn't be with you this year, but this place is really nice. Let's come here to soak in the hot springs together next year.

P.S.: Nono said she wouldn't message you to save on phone bills, but she's trying to grab my phone right now, Lu Mingfei! Happy Birthday! Okay, I'm done typing.

The attached photo shows Susie making a peace sign in front of a hot spring in the background, while a red-haired figure in the background is also making a peace sign, appearing blurry and resembling some kind of alien creature.

"Ding-dong."

Before I could finish reading it, there was a text message from Zero.

"Happy birthday."

It was very brief; he always felt that even if Chu Zihang hadn't come in person, he would have given him a similar message.

"Ding-dong."

Guderian's.

"Mingfei, happy birthday! At this moment, I am better than all the professors and department heads. I love you to death."

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Who would have thought that Guderian would be the first to say he loved him?

What on earth is this "instant comment" thing? Did the other person use his name to elbow another teacher in the teacher's office again?

"Ding-dong."

This belongs to the Minister of Equipment.

"Master!!! When are you coming back?! We're all waiting anxiously! The Equipment Department without you is like the West losing Jerusalem!!!"

Ah, it's just a normal bout of madness.

"And happy birthday to the master."

The attached video shows a group of guys from the Equipment Department recording a birthday greeting for him. They sang it in broken Chinese with their feet, and after singing, they showed off a special longevity noodle dish from the Equipment Department, half of which can be eaten and half can be fried.

You can even eat while frying. The minister fryed a bunch of people to demonstrate, which amused Lu Mingfei.

"Ding-dong."

The vice principal's.

"Happy birthday. When are you coming back to discuss the alchemy situation with me? I'm starting to understand how you managed to concoct your wine coins."

They're a bunch of opportunists, and some even say they're not as good as the equipment department's clowns.

"Ding-dong."

Fingel wrote a letter.

"Junior brother, you know how much pain I've been in since you left..."

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Lu Mingfei immediately moved on to the next person.

It was Masashi Fukuyama!

"Happy birthday. I look forward to your next visit to the psychological clinic. The principal has approved five million in funding for you to drink."

Great! Fine ambition! I'll be right back to drink my fill of wine!

Then came the principal's turn.

Happy birthday, Lu Mingfei. Thinking back to those days, I fought alongside your great-grandfather...

The rest was quite long; the principal wrote several hundred words, the gist of which was, "Your Lu family is truly full of talented people; having you is better than having a hundred thousand soldiers."

Finally, I look forward to your next dragon-slaying feat.

Is it a case of "the true intentions revealed at the end of the story," or is it just another scam to get people to work for them?

"Ding-dong."

It's Norma's.

"According to your admission information, you were born on July 17, 1991, and you turn 19 today. On this important day—"

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Happy birthday! How about we play StarCraft sometime? You're so sincere, EVA.

"P.S. According to school rules, students celebrating their birthdays can get a cake from the college cafeteria. I've saved it for you; remember to pick it up at the cafeteria when you return to school."

Many more people sent him messages, but they weren't people he was very familiar with. Lu Mingfei watched the messages ring for a while and wondered if the whole school was sending him happy birthday messages.

However, he still read them all carefully, and not only did he read them all, he even replied to each one.

The reason he sent them one by one is because he's a bit dim-witted and doesn't know how to send them to a group.

Chu Zihang watched from the side, his mind filled with thoughts of how courageous Chu Zihang was, actually insisting on replying to each message by hand. He was truly admirable.

If Fengo were here, he'd probably take a picture of Lu Mingfei and post it on the news saying he was moved to tears because Lu Mingfei deeply loves his students and replies to each of their birthday wishes.

Then Lu Mingfei would say things like, "If you really have no news to publish, you can bite a lighter."

In short, after writing for a while, Lu Mingfei, whose good mood was so obvious that Chu Zihang sitting next to him could clearly feel it, let out a long sigh of relief.

He felt inexplicably warm.

Perhaps it's because he never celebrated his birthday during the Three Kingdoms period. Yuan Shu and Cao Cao were always willing to offer their condolences, big or small, but Yuan Shao didn't have the chance.

...Yuan Shao.

Lu Mingfei turned around and checked his phone again to see if anyone else would send him a message.

It really does.

And the sender is... Chen Wenwen?

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