My performance on a breakup reality show brought Tien Hsi-wei to tears, and I became an internet sen

Chapter 140 Famous Variety Show Moment: Oda's Hunting Moment

Inside the courtyard.

Everyone looked at the lively goose in the bag, their mouths watering, but they exchanged bewildered glances.

The courtyard was full of performers, but not one of them dared to kill the goose.

However, this is normal, as most city dwellers have no experience in slaughtering live poultry.

And this goose is super fierce!

When Zhou Jie walked into the courtyard, everyone placed their last hope on him.

Wang Sulong: "Brother Jie, do you dare to kill that goose?"

"Of course I dare! What's there to be afraid of?"

Zhou Jie loves life, enjoys health preservation, and loves rural life. He even bought more than 1000 acres of land to grow organic rice.

The gift he brought for everyone this time was his own brand of rice.

Wuchang rice, with a minimum price of 68 yuan per kilogram.

All the artists were excited when they heard this.

"I'll go get the knife for Brother Jie." Wang Sulong skipped off to the kitchen.

Guo Qilin gestured with both hands, saying, "Thank you for your hard work, Brother Jie."

Meng Ziyi raised her two little fists and cheered, "Brother Jie, Brother Jie, Brother Jie————"

Zhou Jie looked at the group of children and smiled.

As he approached the bag and saw the goose from head to toe, his smile widened: "So fat?"

He rolled up his sleeves: "Lei, help me grab the goose's head."

Lei Jiayin was taken aback for a moment: "Brother Jie, please let me go."

Zhou Jie then looked at Guo Qilin: "Dalinzi—"

'

Guo Qilin shook his head frantically, his face trembling.

Zhou Jie looked at the group of male celebrities; he needed to find the most cold-blooded-looking man to help him.

"Hey—Li Shen, come here." Zhou Jie beckoned to Li Shen.

Li Shen, who had been watching the spectacle with his shoulders hunched, silently took a step back and shook his head: "Not even a little bit."

Li Shen vividly remembers the fear he felt as a child being dominated by geese.

Big Goose, a notorious bully in the village, fearless of anything, fights with dogs and people alike.

"I'll do it!" Meng Ziyi volunteered and strode forward.

Zhou Jie was stunned, never expecting such a brave and extraordinary woman to step forward.

The extraordinary woman rushed to the goose in a few strides, and then ran away in an instant.

Just as she reached out her hand, the goose nearly bit her.

Meng Ziyi's face turned pale with fright. She shrank back and grabbed Zhang Ruonan's arm with both hands.

Sister Meng is both bad at the game and loves to have fun~

Zhou Shen: "I have a solution. I can wear kitchen heat-resistant gloves to grab its neck, which will prevent it from being bitten."

Li Shen: "Really?"

"real."

I don't believe it.

"The gloves are at this height, it must be safe."

Li Shen: "I still don't believe it."

Zhou Shen's competitive spirit had just been ignited, and he wanted to prove himself, but it was quickly extinguished: "I'm not falling for the devil's tricks, you brittle-boned rascal."

Everyone looked at Li Shen and found that he didn't react much after being called by a nickname.

It seems Li Shen can take a joke.

A short while later, Wang Sulong brought a kitchen knife and handed it to Zhou Jie, then he went to hold down the goose's body.

Lei Jiayin put on heat-resistant gloves, grabbed the goose by the neck, and then placed the goose by the neck on the stool.

When netizens saw this scene, they criticized the few weak-willed male celebrities present, especially Li Shen.

[Trying to catch a goose while wearing gloves? You'll be laughing your head off!]

Is killing a goose really such a big deal?

My mom can kill a goose all by herself —

[It's one thing for them to be weak, but why can't you do it, Dog Bro?]

[Dog Bro, I despise you!]

Lei Jiayin grabbed the goose's head, while Wang Sulong pressed down on the goose's body, thus controlling the goose.

Li Shen squatted to the side, watching curiously.

Zhou Jie: "Lei Zi, don't move your hands!"

"good!"

Zhou Jie picked up the cleaver and swung it! "Wait, spare the goose!" he said in a high-pitched, coquettish voice.

Everyone looked at Zhang Ziyu: "???"

Zhang Ziyu stood in front of the goose: "Please don't kill the baby gosling! It's so pitiful!"

Zhou Jie turned his head to look at her, his brows furrowed: "All living things have their destiny; this is the law of nature."

"But it also has children, parents, it is a life too."

Li Xueqin: "But we are also living beings. We need carnivores to provide us with energy to live."

"But the baby goslings are really pitiful. It won't affect us at all if we don't eat them tonight."

Zhang Ziyu, feeling a surge of kindness, started arguing with everyone.

Netizens are sick of seeing this:

[Too saintly!]

[The drama queen is at it again!]

【yue!】

[That's a trap!]

[Among the 95 flowers, the flower of green tea!]

Li Shen couldn't stand it anymore and left the scene, going into the living room.

He nestled on the sofa, legs crossed, leisurely scrolling through his phone.

After arguing outside for five minutes, Song Dandan poked her head out of the kitchen and looked at Li Shen: "Child, what's wrong outside?"

Li Shen looked up: "They're figuring out how many steps it takes to put the goose in the pot!"

Song Dandan laughed. She knew those lines well; they were very similar to the lines from her famous skit.

"Haha! I don't know how many steps there are in total, but the last step must be putting it in an iron pot. Kid, go get an iron pot."

Li Shen: "Okay."

At this moment, Guo Qilin came in and looked at Li Shen: "The situation outside is getting complicated, so I'm taking immediate steps to avoid danger."

Li Shen looked at him and said, "Are you coming with me to take the blame?"

Guo Qilin was taken aback, then quickly waved his hand: "The road ahead is dangerous, let's forget about it."

When Li Shen entered the courtyard, he saw Zhang Ziyu tugging at Zhou Jie's sleeve.

Zhang Ziyu, with a mixed accent, said, "Brother Zhou, why don't you lay down your butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot?"

Zhou Jie's face turned ugly: "You guys discuss it! Kill me or let me go, it's up to you, I don't care anymore!"

Zhou Jie put down the knife and walked towards the living room.

Lei Jiayin said, "I won't participate in the discussion anymore. I'll wait for your call to choke me."

Lei Jiayin left, also displeased.

Wang Sulong: "Alright then, the goose was brought by Xueqin, so Xueqin will represent our side and we will continue the debate."

Upon hearing this, everyone headed towards the living room.

Everyone thought it was childish to discuss the issue of killing geese and releasing them with Zhang Ziyu.

Seeing her coy and saintly act, no one wanted to continue arguing with her.

Li Shen said, "Since your side has Li Xueqin as its representative, then our side will also send a representative."

Feeling isolated and helpless, Zhang Ziyu suddenly grabbed Li Shen's arm: "Li Shen, you like small animals too?"

"Yes, I can't miss a single meal."

Zhang Ziyu was taken aback for a moment, then exclaimed happily, "Look, even the carnivore Li Shen has felt pity for the baby geese today! Li Shen, you represent me and persuade them!"

"I don't speak for you!"

Zhang Ziyu: "???"

"I represent the moon!"

Zhang Ziyu: "???"

"In the name of the moon, I will destroy you!"

All the celebrities turned around and exclaimed, "Pfft!"

"Ha ha!"

Zhang Ziyu: "Huh?"

Li Shen got angry whenever he thought about things like "stray cats." With old grudges and new ones added to his anger, Li Shen snapped, "Li Xueqin has a goose, and you're jumping around here like that. What does it have to do with you? If you think it's cruel, then don't look."

"I feel sorry for the baby goslings."

"You feel sorry for baby geese, you adopt stray cats, you are so kind-hearted, why don't you feel sorry for orphans and lonely elderly people?"

Is it because you can communicate with beasts without any problems, but you can't understand humans no matter how hard you try? —

【Ha ha!】

[Dog Bro really knows how to insult people indirectly, haha!]

Sailor Moon!

After watching Dog Bro's rant, I'm going to rewatch the anime "Sailor Moon"!

-

The celebrities stood to the side, completely dumbfounded.

Actually, they were also very frustrated, but no one dared to reprimand Zhang Ziyu to her face, especially in front of the camera.

Li Shen did what they dared not do and said what they dared not say!

Wang Sulong said in a very low voice, "It's only because Brother Gou dares to say it that we're all doomed."

Lang Lang smiled slightly, feeling that Li Shen's output at that moment was simply a beautiful musical note.

Lei Jiayin was stunned: Li Shen, is he really that fierce? Is he really that reckless?

After unleashing his fury, Li Shen ignored Zhang Ziyu's reaction and left, heading towards the courtyard gate where he knocked on the door of a motorhome.

"Director Liu, I want a big iron pot!"

Liu Qing was watching the monitor, chuckling to herself, when she looked up and said, "You'll have to figure this out yourselves."

"How do we solve this?"

"You can borrow it from the villagers nearby."

"All right."

A staff member said, "Director Liu, Li Xueqin and Zhang Ziyu are angry."

Li Shen looked down at the monitor and saw Li Xueqin carrying a plastic bag, muttering as she walked, "Okay, okay, stop talking, I was wrong, I should have killed it first and then brought it back, I'll release it, okay?

"Gah!"

The sound of geese could be heard outside the RV.

Li Shen looked out of the RV and saw Li Xueqin open the bag, throw the goose into the grass in a fit of anger, and secretly slap herself on the face.

The living room erupted in chaos.

"Did Li Xueqin release the goose back into the wild?"

Anyone would be angry.

"It's just eating goose, and they've caused such a fuss? I'm speechless!"

"For us too, what's the point of reasoning with her? Just raise your hands and vote, the minority obeys the majority, that's all."

Meng Ziyi said, "Then let's vote now. Raise your hand if you agree to find the goose, pluck its feathers, and stew it!"

Having said that, Mencius raised his little hand.

Zhang Ruonan raised her hand!

Guo Qilin followed!

Zhou Shen, follow!

Inside the living room, almost all the celebrities raised their hands.

Actually, everyone wasn't necessarily determined to eat goose tonight; they just wanted to comfort Li Xueqin by searching for the goose.

Another iconic moment has been born in the history of variety shows!

Goose Sweep!

Except for Zhang Ziyu and Lei Jiayin, everyone else is participating!

Lei Jiayin sat on the sofa, intently scrolling through clips of Li Shen's "Goodbye Lover"!

-

He needed to quickly understand this formidable man, Li Shen!

It has to be said that these variety show personalities are quite witty.

What was originally a disappointing situation was transformed into a cheerful atmosphere by them.

They temporarily elected Song Dandan as the commander-in-chief of the goose-hunting expedition, and Song Dandan promoted Guo Qilin to the right strategist and Wang Sulong to the left strategist.

Then, Zhang Ruonan suggested promoting Li Shen to the position of Chief Strategist!

Everyone just laughed it off, and no one dared to joke with Li Shen about it!

For now, Li Shen is still a taboo subject for them.

They have a vivid memory of Li Shen's performance in the dating reality show, and they witnessed firsthand the scene where he criticized Zhang Ziyu.

Therefore, Li Shen gives people the impression of being straightforward, unyielding, and unapproachable.

"Attention all units, immediately launch a thorough search. Once enemy geese are found, eliminate them immediately!"

"Squad 1, have you spotted any enemy geese?"

"Reporting to Right Military Advisor, no trace of enemy geese has been found yet!"

"Reporting to the strategist, a 'crack' sound has been detected at the ten o'clock position!"

The comments section burst out laughing:

Putting these celebrities together creates amazing variety show content!

[Master strategist, haha, this is hilarious!]

[Goose: Am I really going to die?]

[This variety show is perfect in every way except for one flaw: the little drama queen.]

However, everyone was making fun of the memes and having a good time, while Li Xueqin sat at the door, looking sullen.

Li Shen didn't participate in the battle to annihilate the geese. He sat down next to Li Xueqin and laughed, "Between anger and humiliation, you chose to be humiliated. You must be very uncomfortable, right?"

Li Xueqin lowered her head: "Thank you for speaking up for me just now."

-

-

"There is no such thing as true empathy in the world, but you can confide in me, and I will keep your thoughts to yourself. Don't worry, I'm very tight-lipped; I will never speak unless there are at least three listeners."

Li Xueqin: "Haha!"

Li Shen: "Cameraman, please turn off the camera."

The artists split up and searched for geese in the scenic area.

Most of the guests used the excuse of searching for geese to wander aimlessly outside.

Since they've just met, there's not much friendship to speak of, and it's nothing serious—just a squabble caused by a goose. So they're just strolling around, creating some lighthearted entertainment, and that's it.

However, some guests were genuinely anxious.

All the way, Zhou Shen strained his neck and shouted, "Goose, oh goose, come out quickly!"

"Hey goose, where are you?"

"Hey goose, where are you?"

From the distant woods, a girl's voice suddenly rang out: "The goose is here!"

Zhou Shen was startled and called out, "Where's the goose?"

"The goose is here!!"

Guo Qilin frowned and pointed to the woods: "Whose voice is that coming from the woods?"

Zhou Shen: "Tian Xiwei?! Tian Xiwei, is that you?"

"yes!"

"Keep an eye on it, don't disturb it, we're going to catch it!"

In the woods.

Tian Xiwei's eyes widened as she pointed at the large goose in the grass: "They all came looking for you because you're the mascot of Peach Blossom Village?"

Goose: "Quack!"

-

"If you keep yelling, I'll arrest you!"

The cameraman hurriedly said, "Teacher Tian, ​​please don't move. Let the boys handle it. Geese bite really hard; they're known as the number one 'Baturu' (a derogatory term for geese in rural areas), and this one looks especially fierce!"

"Fierce? I think the reason you feel poultry are fierce is because it's your first time interacting with them, and they're strangers. Once you get to know them better, they won't be fierce anymore!"

The comments section burst into laughter:

Holy crap, that's cruel!

[Goose: This joke isn't funny at all!]

Now I know why Xiaotian likes Li Shen, they're kindred spirits!

Zhou Shen and the others jogged towards the woods, afraid that the goose would escape.

As they ran, they suddenly stopped, only to see Tian Xiwei emerge from the woods.

She dragged the goose forward, pulling her suitcase with her left hand and grabbing the goose by the neck below its head with her right.

At that moment, everyone was completely dumbfounded.

Oda, so fierce?

Catching a goose with one hand?

Tian Xiwei bowed slightly and nodded to everyone in greeting: "Hello everyone, I'm Tian Xiwei! Please take care of me!"

"Hello, Tian Xiwei, I'm Zhou Shen!"

"Hello, Guo Qilin!"

Meng Ziyi: "Long time no see, Xiao Tian."

Tian Xiwei shook her goose head: "Quickly say hello to everyone!"

The goose squawked, "Quack!"

Tian Xiwei asked疑惑地, "Why are you looking for it? Is it our village's lost mascot?"

Guo Qilin explained, "No, it's like this—"

After Guo Qilin briefly recounted the goose incident, Tian Xiwei suddenly realized what had happened.

Tian Xiwei looked down at the goose: "Oh! It's a little pitiful."

Guo Qilin had a bad feeling: Oh no, another Zhang Ziyu is coming!

Tian Xiwei said anxiously, "Then let's hurry back! Let the goose be free as soon as possible!"

Guo Qilin: "Huh? Haha!"

The goose was dragged along by Tian Xiwei, squawking wildly, "Quack quack quack!"

[Goose: Thank you so much!]

[A living devil, haha!]

[Oda is hilarious!]

[The Sichuan-Chongqing Tyrannosaurus Rex is too brutal!]

Compared to Zhang Ziyu, I much prefer Xiao Tian!