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Chapter 137 Zhou Shen's Negative Review

staff:

[Dog Bro, you're awesome!]

[Thumbs up!]

Kind words deserve reward!

[Dog Bro's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks) is

[Listening to Dog Bro chat is more interesting than listening to stand-up comedians!]

Li Shen prepared to leave the warehouse and habitually turned on his turn signal, but couldn't find the lever: "Where's the turn signal lever?"

Employee: "On the screen."

Li Shen squinted at the screen and asked again, "Where's the gear shift?"

"On the screen."

"Where's the loudspeaker?"

"On the screen."

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"Where are the windshield wipers?"

"On the screen."

Where's your brain?

"On the screen, oh no!"

The assistant director chuckled: "Haha!"

The employee immediately explained, "Mr. Li, there's some merit to our design—"

Removing the physical horn button and placing the horn function on the screen would surely make anyone who drives want to curse the designer out.

In a past life, there was also a car company that proudly announced that its new energy vehicles had eliminated all physical buttons.

Li Shen pressed the button on the passenger seat next to the Queen's seat: "This passenger seat..."

The employee quickly said, "Ms. Li, please don't comment yet. I'll explain in detail to you privately. The guests we're picking up have been waiting for you for a long time. Goodbye!"

Li Shen: "Can we go now?"

Employee: "Okay, okay, you can go now!"

Assistant director Sun Yuan: "How about recording a little more footage? The other teacher can wait."

The staff shook their heads repeatedly: "No need, no need! Please leave quickly, we can't delay the normal recording schedule of the program!"

Li Shen drove away from the airport, accompanied by several vehicles from the production crew filming.

city ​​center.

Zhou Shen sat on a bench, holding his phone and watching the live stream of "Shangri-La".

The wait for the car was a bit boring, so he started watching the live stream. He was curious about who the other guests were.

The promotional video filmed in Changsha was prepared for a future pre-recorded program, so it has not been released yet.

The live stream originally only had three camera angles, showing the process of three Huami cars picking up people.

When the fourth perspective appeared, which was when Li Shen's airport view connected to the live broadcast room, Zhou Shen instantly became excited!

As a guest in the observation room of "Goodbye Lovers", Zhou Shen knows Li Shen quite well.

Few people know better than Li Shen how sharp his tongue is and how ruthless he is at criticizing others.

Zhou Shen not only knew about it, but he also tried to add Li Shen on WeChat. In the message, he made it clear that he wanted to ask Li Shen to sing a song with him.

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However, to this day, Li Shen has not had his application to join the team approved.

Zhou Shen found Li Shen quite interesting; watching him roast people was especially satisfying. However, he was somewhat timid about actually getting to know Li Shen.

In Zhou Shen's eyes, Li Shen was a prickly person who was very difficult to approach.

It's quite interesting to watch Li Shen interact with others, but as for asking him to befriend others, forget it.

When Zhou Shen opened Li Shen's perspective and saw the double entendre of "Gate of Hell," he laughed so hard his shoulders shrugged.

Li Shen's statement, "I really don't know if I'm going backwards, or if the times are going backwards," made him give Li Shen a thumbs up.

That was absolutely mind-blowing!

Dog Bro is as fierce as ever!

He criticized Mai Lin, Yang Zi, and the production team, but unexpectedly, he even dared to criticize the sponsors!

This person is too straightforward, too upright, and too brave.

Such a person is interesting from a distance, but if you ask him to get to know them, he will feel too much pressure and be timid.

I just don't know which unlucky guy Dog Bro picked up; as long as it wasn't me, that's fine.

After half an hour.

A Huami car suddenly pulled over to the side of the road.

Staff member: "Teacher Zhou, the car has arrived."

"it is good."

Zhou Shen strode over, opened the passenger door, and stepped inside with one foot: "Hi! Hmm?"

Li Shen immediately removed his sunglasses and mask as a sign of politeness, and turned to look at Zhou Shen: "Hi."

"Li, Li Shen, teacher?"

Zhou Shen felt a chill run down his spine, and at that moment he desperately wanted to chop off his left foot that was already in the passenger seat.

Zhou Shen's pose, about to sit in the passenger seat, froze for two seconds.

He gritted his teeth and reluctantly got into the passenger seat.

"Hello, it's nice to see you, Teacher Li."

Li Shen glanced at Zhou Shen.

Zhou Shen was small, thin, and frail; he was a very well-behaved boy with delicate skin.

At this moment, Zhou Shen was clearly very nervous.

Li Shen asked, "Is this your first time recording a live variety show? Why are you so nervous?"

"Is your nervousness that obvious?"

"It's just as obvious a lie as the one you just told me, 'I'm so happy to see you.'"

After giving an awkward laugh, Zhou Shen nervously fastened his seatbelt.

Li Shen re-navigated to pick up another guest.

The two remained silent throughout. Zhou Shen was somewhat intimidated by Li Shen and was hesitant to initiate conversation, while Li Shen was not a very proactive person.

The awkwardness between the two people meeting for the first time filled the small, enclosed train car.

【冷场3分钟、3分01秒、3分02秒————】

As someone with social anxiety, I feel like I'm right there in the middle of it all!

As someone who's also an i, I totally understand!

[We urgently need someone here!]

Zhou Shen nervously swallowed. He suddenly felt that it would be really awkward if the two of them sat side by side, so close, without any interaction at all.

Therefore, we must take action!

Thinking of this, Zhou Shen quietly swiped the screen with his right hand, pulling the slider that controls the passenger seat all the way down.

The passenger seat slowly reclined, tilting back like a bed, eventually reaching an angle of approximately 160 degrees.

Zhou Shen lay almost flat on his back in the seat, looking at the back of Li Shen's head. Now, he wasn't embarrassed anymore.

He could have easily pretended to be asleep to avoid direct communication with Li Shen.

He's so smart!

Give yourself a thumbs up!

However, the more he lay down, the more uncomfortable he became, because he had only operated the function of reclining the seat on the screen, without adjusting the leg rest.

The leg rest was folded up at this time, leaving his calves with almost no support, which was particularly uncomfortable for him while lying flat.

Zhou Shen reached towards the passenger seat, searching for the physical buttons to control it, but couldn't find them. He then reached towards the other side of the seat, still without finding the buttons.

This new energy electric vehicle has essentially eliminated all physical buttons.

Li Shen asked, "What's wrong?"

"I'm not feeling well, let me find the seat buttons again."

Li Shen: "Hua Mi, classmate."

Car infotainment system: "I'm here."

"Adjust the passenger seat to the most comfortable position."

"Okay, the passenger seat is being restored to the optimal seating position set by Wang Dan."

The seat back slowly rose—

Zhou Shen felt the seat adjust automatically, his eyes filled with joy.

He exclaimed instinctively, "New energy vehicles are great! They're so intelligent! I want to buy one too!"

The seat back eventually forms a right angle with the seat cushion, a posture that is very uncomfortable for adults.

Zhou Shen: "???"

Immediately afterwards, the seat suddenly slid forward slowly until it reached the very front, causing his body to almost touch the large screen.

Zhou Shen turned to look at Li Shen: "Huh?"

Zhou Shen, who had been secretly pleased behind Li Shen, now had his every expression and movement exposed to Li Shen's eyes.

The situation is now even more awkward!

Li Shen was also puzzled and asked, "Hua Mi, who is Wang Dan? Why was this comfort mode set up?"

The car's infotainment system said, "Wang Dan is a child who loves watching cartoons. Would you like to play a cartoon?"

In other words, the passenger seat comfort mode was previously adjusted by a child who likes to watch cartoons?

Li Shen looked at Zhou Shen: "Haha, how's the new energy sector?"

Zhou Shen broke down: "New energy, push it into the ditch!"

Li Shen smiled and said, "It's not like we're going to be completely ruined. Electric vehicles have their advantages, and they are booming, so they can't be replaced by gasoline vehicles for the time being."