Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.

Just thinking about going back and being able to shut down the enemy's system and properly pamper those hundred heroes...

Chen Feng couldn't help but smile, and he even skipped around as he walked.

"Warning once."

No sooner had the joke been finished than a dot appeared on Chen Feng's forehead.

Grass!

Chen Feng quickly tensed up, but before he knew it, he bumped into a student coming from the opposite direction.

"Ouch!"

In other schools, this kind of collision, where one person falls into the other's arms, would definitely be considered a sign of love.

But this is a paranormal school, so it can only mean encountering ghosts.

Chen Feng opened his eyes and was startled: "Damn, buddy, this isn't right!"

In Chen Feng's arms was a boy of about 14 years old, dressed in gray and white cloth. Although he didn't have furry animal ears and was less cute than the silly husky, his thin appearance made him even more pitiful.

Especially considering that this is a supernatural universe, and everyone looks rather inhuman, he really stands out from the crowd.

"I'm so sorry! Did you fall? Does your head hurt? Do you need me to take you back to your house?" Even though Chen Feng wasn't watching where he was going, the little boy apologized repeatedly as if he had done something wrong.

"You dare bump into my brother? Don't you have eyes?" the joking ghost shouted.

You talk as if you've grown up.

Chen Feng pulled the joking guy behind him and said with a slight smile, "It's okay, let's go to class first."

When it came to the anthropology class...

Chen Feng then realized that he and the boy were in the same class: "What a coincidence! By the way, where's that teacher with the saw?"

The boy skipped and hopped onto the podium: "N-sorry, Teacher Menggui overslept today."

"I will be teaching today."

The white-dressed giantess, also known as the Love-Sick Ghost, sat down in the first row with a big butt.

Chen Feng suddenly realized.

Oh ~

No wonder Sister Xiaosi wanted to study anthropology with her buddy; it turns out she was a female ghost dancing with a sword, her intention was to get the young boy.

The joker standing nearby was consumed by jealousy: "Damn it, they didn't hold hands, did they?"

Looking at the lovesick girl, who was resting her chin on her hand and constantly kissing the little boy, she felt a pang of longing.

Chen Feng analyzed, "It might be even worse than that."

Elbow Strike Ghost was taken aback: "Worse than holding hands? Isn't that pollination?"

thump!

Chen Feng tumbled off the stool: "Aren't you two moving a little too fast after holding hands?"

The joke was so quirky it made the microphone explode: "You little devil! I also wanted to confess my love to Sister Xiaosi, then walk down the aisle with a pastor as our witness, and finally give birth to a bunch of Bluetooth earphones and Bluetooth microphones."

The first two steps are relatively uncommon, but isn't the last step a bit strange?

Chen Feng thought for a moment and then shuddered: "With your bunch of electric microphones, your neighbors next door are going to suffer a lot."

At this time.

The little boy suddenly asked a question: "Those who frequently commit murder know that killing is easy, but disposing of the body is difficult. What changes occur in a person's body after they are burned to death?"

No matter which school it is, as soon as the teacher asks a question, the classroom falls completely silent.

"Pop, pop, pop."

Xiangsi Gui was so anxious that she stamped her feet. She really wanted to impress the young boy, but this problem was too difficult.

"If you were asking about a little boy, that would be better. A little boy's body length would shrink after being burned to death because the high temperature would cause tissue dehydration and protein coagulation, leading to muscle and bone contraction."

Just when the trick of lovesickness was exhausted.

Chen Feng stood up and spoke eloquently: "Severely burned and charred corpses will be significantly shorter in length, and the high temperature will cause the proteins in the muscles to coagulate and contract, presenting a fighting posture with limbs bent and fists clenched in front of the body."

The boy's eyes lit up: "That's right! You're really smart!"

Not because of intelligence.

The main reason is that this is too familiar.

Chen Feng sat down and said, "I've been burned to death before, have you ever died?"

After class.

Chen Feng finally had time to chat with Xiang Si Gui.

Upon hearing that Chen Feng had come for the Level 2 certificate, Xiang Si Gui said with difficulty, "I really want to help you, but the college rules state that student IDs cannot be given to others."

Chen Feng said calmly, "I'll help you pursue that cute boy."

Xiangsigui threw the Level 2 certificate at Chen Feng's face: "Take it!"

One should not accept rewards without merit.

Chen Feng, posing as a dating game expert, began to offer guidance: "Have you ever heard of the suspension bridge effect?"

The demons shook their heads.

Only the Ghost of Longing seemed to ponder, saying, "This seems to be a human psychology class that only a Level One Ghost is qualified to attend?"

That's right.

Chen Feng explained, "On a dangerous suspension bridge, people's hearts race with fear. If they encounter someone of the opposite sex at this time, they will attribute their nervousness to attraction and thus fall in love with that person."

This is why pure love warriors are more likely to succeed in confessing their love in slightly thrilling attractions like haunted houses, roller coasters, and Ferris wheels.

You're a pure warrior.

Chen Feng was speechless.

The joking man corrected, "It's not about building a bridge, it's about confessing your feelings in a dangerous environment, understand?"

That's when you truly understand.

Just as Chen Feng was about to say something complimentary, he heard someone jokingly say, "So, going to your older brother's room to play games is the best way to confess your feelings."

Do you really understand human speech?

Chen Feng cautioned, "Those who have been to Big Brother's room must not leak the exam questions. Do you want them to die (become death gods, their consciousness erased = dead)?"

However, the Demon of Longing took it seriously: "Just because he's going to die, you're abandoning the boy? What's the difference between that and him being dead!"

She's so obsessed with young boys.

I really don't know whether to praise you for being brave or for being weird, sister!

Chen Feng decided to change his approach: "As the saying goes, to win a man's heart, you have to win his..."

Xiao Si asked, "A joystick?"

While there's nothing wrong with that, this saying is just too corny!

Chen Feng coughed twice: "It's the stomach. We're not ghosts, we can eat. For a virgin like this, an older sister can just cook a meal and win him over."

Are you talking about food?

Just then, the little boy who had overheard the conversation between the monsters ran over and handed a box of cookies to Chen Feng.

"Here are some desserts I made in cooking class. Please try them."

Thank you.

Chen Feng wanted to let Xiangsi Gui try it, but when he turned his head, he found that Xiangsi Gui had hidden away because of shyness.

As a member of the Cihang sect, he certainly wouldn't eat food from others, and besides, the joke's head is a megaphone, without a mouth.

Chen Feng had no choice but to dump all the cookies into the Elbow Strike Ghost's mouth: "Is it good?"

Elbow Strike Ghost nodded repeatedly: "What else can I say? It's delicious, extremely delicious, but there's just a little too little."

"Then I'll make some more for you."

The boy ran off in a hurry.

Just then, the Love-Sick Ghost suddenly appeared and grabbed the skull of the Elbow-Strike Ghost: "It's so delicious, and you didn't even leave me a piece, *smack*, *smack*, *smack*."

A snap.

The elbow strike crushed the ghost's head.

It's so delicious!

Xiangsi looked at everyone coldly, her two bright eyes suddenly turning into empty black holes: "Let me make this clear from the start, if you dare to ruin my plans, I'll make you crash every time I see you in the future."

It seems like she's angry.

Even the beauty filters from the cognitive filter have started to wear off.

Chen Feng stopped pretending and immediately took out a willow branch: "Shall we just make a wish?"

"No," Xiangsigui refused. "I want him to truly love me."

"How about a hero saves the damsel in distress?" The joking devil suddenly had an idea.

"Are we really going to lure the little boy into the older brother's room?" Chen Feng wondered if it was going a bit too far.

"No, it's protection!"

The joke was told to Chen Feng.

Only trickery can defeat trickery.

Although the academy forbids students from devouring each other, there are still some bad students who will go to other people's universes, kill their classmates, devour them, and obtain the Godhood of Death.

"Only a trick can defeat a trick."

Chen Feng understood: "You want us to play the bad guys, and then Xiao Si will step forward and save the hero."

Chen Feng used the same trick to deceive She Qingqing's body back then. Although he only deceived her about the area above her neck, tell me, wasn't it her body?

"Let's do it this way. Bullying a cute little boy is a piece of cake for us. By the way, what's that little boy's name?"

"Oh, his name is Little Hungry."

"Little Hungry, so skinny, yet loves to eat... Is he starving to death?"