Simulating the primordial era? That's way too extreme.
Chapter 34 Ancestral Witches, Marriage Alliance
Chapter 34 Ancestral Witches, Marriage Alliance
"Fast forward to the scene where Di Jun sits on the golden toilet..."
Looking at the long strings of dialogue that followed, Zhao Si was utterly speechless:
"This is such a botched job! Is this really a line a prehistoric being should say?"
[Ding! Player, there's no need to be confused. All information in this game is from your perspective, and naturally, everything is geared towards serving the player personally. The above is not a direct quote from a character from the game; it's just for your understanding.]
With a slight shrug, Zhao Si stopped dwelling on the issue and began to plan ahead:
"The ten golden crows are easier to fool than I thought... Well, not exactly fools, since I was telling the truth. Di Jun did indeed devise a plan to slaughter people with Jin Bing, and Jin Bing was indeed uneasy about it. If we could really stop the plan, then the throne of the Heavenly Emperor could be handed over to the ten golden crows..."
As for how much trouble this would cause Di Jun, and whether stopping the plan would resolve the fundamental contradiction of the conflict between demons and humans, Zhao Si didn't care. After all, he wasn't aiming for a peaceful resolution to the conflict.
From the very beginning of this simulation, Zhao Si's goal was to blindly slide to the knees of the human race, using the human race's role in supporting the dragon to help Jin Bingman survive as long as possible. The longer he survived, the more relevant information he could gather, thus ending this simulation and starting a new one.
In particular, there are the rewards that were expected during the previous game update; the more drastic the plot changes, the more Zhao Si will benefit.
Now that the little golden crows that would have been shot down by Hou Yi have been brought into the human race's camp, and can be used for their own purposes later, Zhao Si is curious to see what exactly this prize, which is said to be on par with the Dao Fruit of a Saint, is...
"Next, we need to find the Witch Clan..."
Thinking of the Wu tribe, Zhao Si couldn't help but recall the time when Jin Bing became the godfather of the Sun Star Lord. He remembered how Jin Bing had quickly fallen into corruption and depravity. During his time as the military supervisor of the Wu tribe in Buzhou Mountain, Jin Bing not only preyed on the Wu people but also engaged in various forms of embezzlement and bribery.
The last one was unlucky; he tried to seduce a respectable witch who was passing by, but instead was captured by her and taken to the execution platform to be tortured... That witch seemed to be one of only two women among the twelve ancestral witches, Xuanming.
"Hopefully, Chief Kim will learn his lesson this time and not let beauty cloud his judgment again."
Your conversation with Di Jun has enraged him!
Then, in a fit of anger, he snapped...
After much deliberation, Di Jun weighed the pros and cons and concluded that you were merely a clown, insufficient to threaten his plans. Furthermore, you had not harmed the ten little golden crows. Therefore, he temporarily held back and continued with the most important task at hand: besieging Ancestor Hongyun.
[Hongyun: I #@*#……]
[You ended your call with Di Jun and, along with ten excited little golden crows who were practically breathing fire, returned to the human realm.]
[You first announced to everyone that this is the son of the Heavenly Emperor. The arrival of the Heavenly Emperor's son to our human race, what does this mean? It means that the Heavenly Emperor supports us! The righteous cause lies with us! The righteous cause lies with the human race!]
Amidst the cheers and jubilation of the crowd, the equally excited Golden Crow, seeing itself so welcomed by its people for the first time, adopted a friendly attitude of "sharing joy with the people," expressing the Heavenly Family's high regard for their indomitable spirit to the enthusiastic human race.
[The sharp-eyed older brother noticed that these little guys seemed a bit too excited, so he privately asked you what was going on? Why is the Heavenly Emperor's son supporting the human race's rebellion against demons? Has he gone schizophrenic...?]
You smiled without saying anything, telling him to just focus on receiving the ten imperial princes.
"From now on, when we fight the demon race, you'll take a few of them and stand at the very front of the army. In the name of the Heavenly Emperor's son, you'll order them to surrender... Understand?" you said mysteriously.
[The idiot brother gasped... Using the prince to command the demons?]
This move is reminiscent of the emperor himself knocking on the door...
Having properly arranged for the ten spirited young Golden Crow princes, you then headed directly towards Mount Buzhou.
At the foot of Mount Buzhou, you randomly chose a Wu tribe tribe, and upon entering, you revealed your identity, hoping to meet the Twelve Ancestral Witches.
The Wu tribe trembled upon hearing that you were Chief Jin of the human race! They trembled again! They trembled a third time!
Not long after, the bombshell news that the human chieftain had personally led an army to slaughter the witch tribe immediately made headlines in the witch tribe, terrifying the witches, both high and low, into fleeing the tribe in cries of terror!
Standing not far from the twelve Ancestral Witches, whose expressions varied as they rapidly approached, you suddenly felt your legs go weak. Were these witches too neurotic...?
[Of course, you later learned that this wasn't because the Wu people were overly neurotic; quite the opposite, it was actually because the humans were too neurotic. After all, news of humans openly separating themselves from the demon race and then engaging in various massacres with the demons was too frightening for the Wu.]
To put it bluntly, in the eyes of the vast majority of demons, the human race is like a wicked race collectively suffering from mental illness. They constantly spout things like, "You demons have already chosen your own path to death!" and "How dare you, you lowly demons, fight back!" Ultimately, they conclude, "We humans will fight against heaven and earth and will never yield!"
[Heaven help us, most demon races in the primordial world have never even seen humans. Only a small number of more extreme demon races have engaged in mutual slaughter with humans. But humans are extremists on every level; if a demon kills one, a human will kill ten demons in revenge, their primary motivation being frenzied carnage!]
Those who invade human territory, I will surely crush them! A frenzied slaughter!
Chief Jin is like a central core; we humans must unite closely around him!
【Chief Jin, we all respect you! Please give the order!】
Under these circumstances, since the Witch Clan has not separated from the Demon Clan, the Human Clan will certainly not let them off the hook in their demon-slaying campaign. Naturally, they will be extremely terrified of the Human Clan, who are all extremists, especially you, as the chieftain of an extremist organization...
However, after you quickly explained that you weren't there to start a massacre but rather to form an alliance, the twelve Ancestral Witches who arrived didn't attack you; they were quite interested in your alliance proposal.
Seeing an opportunity, you indignantly declared that the demon race's massacre of humans was far too extreme, incurring the wrath of both heaven and man. To resist the demon race's slaughter of humanity, you have come here to sincerely invite the noble descendants of Pangu to join you... no, to form an alliance!
[The eldest ancestor, Dijiang, says you're right, but compared to extremism, your human race is far more extreme...]
【you:……】
Just when you were pessimistically thinking that your trip would be a complete failure, Dijiang suddenly changed the subject and asked you a question.
"I've heard that the offspring of humans and demons are pure-blooded?"
[You didn't know why Dijiang suddenly asked this unrelated question, but you still nodded in agreement.]
[Dijiang asked again: "I've heard that the human race is destined to be the protagonist, and receives special favors from Heaven?"]
You still didn't know what he was trying to say, but you nodded nonetheless.
[Dijiang suddenly laughed enthusiastically: "In that case, we agree to form an alliance!"]
"So, what is the price?"
Your cautious inquiry made you uneasy, especially given Dijiang's overly hasty agreement.
"A marriage alliance."
[Di Jiang smiled and said, "You couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. It seems the Witch Clan has their eyes on the human race's destined protagonist bloodline, wanting to use this most noble bloodline in the world to elevate the Witch Clan."]
This is not difficult to understand. After all, things are multifaceted. Just as some demon races fear that intermarriage with humans to produce pure humans will lead to the extinction of their own race, there are also demon races that covet the bloodline of the human protagonist destined for greatness and will actively engage in intermarriage. Such examples are commonplace in the history of the human race over the past ten eras.
Just as you were about to readily agree, Dijiang pushed a beautiful witch from behind you. You had seen this witch before, and she had even taken you to the Heavenly Court to be executed for corruption...
"This is my younger sister, Xuanming."
[Dijiang grinned: "The marriage alliance I'm referring to isn't just between ordinary witches and humans... it also includes her and you."]
Faced with Dijiang's barbaric and crude marriage proposal, you looked at Xuanming's uneasy expression and were momentarily dumbfounded... What do you choose?
[A: Agreed! You were sent to heaven to be slaughtered in your past life, and now you're in my hands... Hehehehehehehe! B: Refuse! Me, a lowly Great Luo cultivator built up from merit, marrying a near-Saint Ancestral Witch? How can I possibly live like this?! C: One isn't enough! I've heard Houtu is also incomparably beautiful; I want them both!]
……
(End of this chapter)
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