Pokémon: Having just completed the Pokédex, I'm now traversing the world of Beast Taming.
Chapter 444 You little idiot, how did you get in here?
In the ruins of the vegetable garden, Chi Hong covered his left ear, and Yang Ruyi covered her right ear.
The two men stared at each other with fierce eyes, but neither made a move for the time being.
"Then let me ask you a few questions!" Yang Ruyi pointed at Chi Hong, squinting her eyes as she said, "If you really are my son, your intelligence must come from me..."
"If it's up to you, then there's really no hope." Dark Mewtwo shook its head inwardly upon hearing this.
"Hilarious, why wasn't I the one asking you?"
"Why should you be the one asking me?"
"And I'll say it again: I didn't steal that watermelon!!"
Chi Hong waved his hand with a serious expression and brought up the matter again, even though no one had actually asked him about it.
"I'm asking you!" Yang Ruyi completely ignored Chi Hong's words. She had her own rhythm. She withdrew her hand from Chi Hong, a smirk playing on her lips, and asked, "What thing has no legs, yet can drag a person away?"
"Child's play, it's a coffin..." Chi Hong said calmly.
"Oh?" Yang Ruyi looked Chi Hong over again, raised an eyebrow, and then asked, "What is it that you keep stuffing in, but it's getting flatter and flatter?"
"Your wallet, you stupid woman!" Chi Hong mimicked him, raising an eyebrow as he replied.
"Then what's this about constantly filling in the hole, but never filling the initial one?"
"Hilarious! You've been paying off your mortgage for ten years, only to find that you've been paying nothing but interest, and the principal hasn't touched a single penny!"
"What is something that can be patched and mended but never quite fixed?"
"It's your broken and shabby life..."
"Damn it!!!" Yang Ruyi immediately knelt down, slamming her fist on the ground and cursing, "You motherfucker..."
"Heh, you start swearing at people just because you're not your opponent? That's really interesting."
"But your language was so foul!"
"Even if you're my mother, you can't talk back to yourself like that!"
Chi Hong crossed his arms and looked at Yang Ruyi with the air of a victor.
Not only is it so abstract, but it also reacts to Chi Miao's voice and seems to possess both Chi Miao's intellectual disability and Chi Hong's wit. Add to that that even smoother eyebrow raise than Chi Hong's, and the mimicry doesn't have nearly as many character traits...
"what?"
"Good lad, you're even calling for your mother to save your life?"
Yang Ruyi looked at Chi Hong with disbelief and said, "I still prefer your arrogant attitude just now."
"Oh my god!" Chi Hong was suddenly startled. He had been chatting with his mother and Xiao Siyan was probably going to die. The key was that if Xiao Siyan died, his mentally challenged sister-in-law had disappeared again!
He had finally pieced together another fragment of his family, and he didn't want to find one piece only to have another missing...
Picking up the phone, Chi Hong decisively used his waveguide to protect himself. The call was still connected, and it seemed that the four-eyed man's terrified cries for help were constantly coming from the receiver...
"Lock down!!"
"I'm going to kick the bucket!!"
"This isn't what we agreed on at the beginning. I've done things for you, why should I still ask for more?"
"Prison guard, help me! Help me!!"
The four-eyed man's pitiful screams continued to echo, leaving Chi Hong speechless. He had no idea how to get a mentally challenged person to stop hitting him over the phone.
"She loved eating hawthorn slices when she was little," Yang Ruyi said calmly, as if she had accepted the fact that her grown-up son had found her within a few seconds.
"......"
"What's the point of telling this to an idiot?"
"She was about to beat that bespectacled guy to death over the phone, oh well, let it go, let him die and that's it..."
Chi Hong shook his head helplessly; he was truly at his wit's end!
The current situation is that any single word could cause Chi Miao's already bad brain to completely shut down, and then he could pull out something that would leave Xiao Siyan with only his glasses frames.
"I'll tell her she's rebelling against the Heavenly Guard, and I'll scold her!"
Yang Ruyi snatched the phone from Chi Hong's hand.
Chi Hong scratched his head. In fact, he did have memories of his mother, but they were fragmented and vague.
There was no sound of voice in my memory either...
"Be careful, or your eardrums might get blown out..." Chi Hong warned.
"Sister, you can't!"
Yang Ruyi shouted those words into the phone, and the screams from the bespectacled man on the other end immediately stopped, as if Chi Miao had halted his actions...
"Be a good sister and wait for Mommy there. After your little brother falls asleep, Mommy will take you to sneak some of Daddy's hawthorn slices!"
After saying that, Chi Miao on the other end of the phone froze, muttering softly, "Dad won't find out, will he?"
"If he dares to find out, I'll kill him!" After saying this, Yang Ruyi said a few more words of reassurance, then she hung up the phone gracefully and tossed the phone to Chi Hong.
nailed it!!
Clapping sounds~
While clapping, Chi Hong praised, "That was truly amazing! It was a top-notch battle of wits that was incredibly exhilarating, comparable to Dora the Explorer's Battle against the Mischievous Boys. I was drenched in sweat!"
"It's nothing~"
"But then again..."
Yang Ruyi walked up to Chi Hong, stood on tiptoe, and raised her hand. Chi Hong subconsciously lowered his head. Yang Ruyi patted Chi Hong's head and said with a smile, "My son, you've grown so tall and outstanding..."
"That's natural, I..."
Chi Hong smiled and looked up at Yang Ruyi, but stopped abruptly before he could finish his sentence.
Yang Ruyi was smiling, but large tears were welling up in her smiling eyes.
"........."
"It made me feel really embarrassed..." Chi Hong reached out and wiped away Yang Ruyi's tears. He was in a good mood, because he didn't particularly miss his mother.
There was no way around it; it seemed he had been reborn from the very beginning, gaining his own consciousness, and his past was now hazy and indistinct...
They couldn't even muster the slightest emotion.
"Waaah!!" Yang Ruyi hugged Chi Hong tightly, buried her head in her big son's arms, and started wailing loudly!
"What's wrong now?!" Chi Hong was completely bewildered and at a loss for what to do, having no idea how to comfort him.
That's right. Even with Chaoxia, he never truly coaxed her, because Chaoxia and he were like mind readers to each other.
He's never even tried to appease his mother, especially since she looks like she's frozen in time; she looks no older than 20.
Chi Hong is a total straight man; all he does is fight...
"Waaaaah..."
"Hey idiot, what are you doing in here?"
"We can't leave! This place is haunted! It's so well-guarded, we can't get out an inch! What will we do with Xiaomiao? She'll cry when she can't wait for me. Silly child, still a fool... Waaaaah..."
"Why am I so unlucky?!"
Yang Ruyi burst into tears and punched Chi Hong in the chest...
Bang~~~~
Chi Hong was knocked back three steps by the blow, clutching his chest in shock, and said, "That force! No wonder he's been farming for decades!!"
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