Pokémon: Having just completed the Pokédex, I'm now traversing the world of Beast Taming.

"Damn it, he's had too much to drink and he's talking nonsense."

"Chi Hong, you almost ruined my plans!"

Asagiri sat back down, took out another cigarette, put the lit end of the cigarette in her mouth, and lit it with a lighter!

"You were the one who approached me, and you were the one who wanted to drink."

"Asagiri-nee, don't make it sound like I deliberately got my sister-in-law drunk."

As he spoke, Chi Hong snatched the cigarette from Chao Wu's mouth, blew out the burning filter, and tossed it away.

Asagiri took a deep breath of air, then stretched out two fingers to pinch the cigarette between her fingers. After pinching it a couple of times, she frowned and said in a puzzled voice, "Where's my cigarette? I just took a puff."

"Oh no!!" Chi Hong sensed that things were suddenly going badly.

Asagiri got drunk just like that, without any warning, and suddenly blacked out...

She was clearly in no condition to go home by herself. As a shrewd and well-behaved young man, Chi Hong wouldn't do anything like taking Asagi home first because he was worried about her safety.

He was worried that Asagiri would wake up tomorrow and kill him...

So, in the middle of the night, Chi Hong dialed Chao Wen's number.

"Hey! Why are you calling me at this hour, you brat?"

"Your daughter has had too much to drink, you can take over."

"Why did you go to Yanjing again? What kind of wine did you give Chaoxia?! I'm in Nanjing, how am I supposed to pick her up? Just call her mother, that's all..."

"It's my eldest daughter..."

"Oh, it's Asagiri, well..." On the other end of the phone, Asagiri paused for a moment, then gasped and yelled into the phone, "Do you believe I'll kill you? You know, it's common for geniuses to fall from grace! It's nothing unusual!"

Suddenly, Asagiri snatched Chi Hong's phone and yelled into it, "Asagiri, you old bastard! Go to hell!"

"You can fool my mom, you can fool Xiaoxia, but you can't fool me. I... ugh..."

"Splash splash splash~~"

Luckily, Chi Hong dodged quickly, otherwise he would have been sprayed directly in the face by the morning mist...

"What a wonderful fluctuation of wine..."

Chi Hong still looked scared; he estimated that the power of that move was at least 195!

"Uncle Chao, my sister has had too much to drink and is talking nonsense. She's just talking nonsense; she didn't really mean to insult you," Chi Hong said, taking back his phone with an embarrassed expression.

Chao Wen sighed and asked, "She knew everything? Did she deduce it from you?"

Chi Hong was stunned upon hearing this, his mind momentarily blank. "You, Chao Wen with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, you really do have an illegitimate child?"

"Perhaps...it shouldn't be possible?"

Chi Hong stammered in response.

"Alright, send me your location, I'll go pick her up and take her home. Take her to a quiet place, the roadside is fine too. There shouldn't be any people on the street at this hour. Don't let her act drunk and disorderly in someone's shop, it's not a good thing."

Chao Wen hung up the phone after he finished speaking.

Chi Hong looked troubled. He used all his strength, coaxing and cajoling, to get Chao Wu out of the barbecue restaurant and help her squat down by the roadside.

Soon, a low-profile-looking minivan pulled up. The rear window opened, and Chaowen frowned as he glanced at Chi Hong and Chaowu. An older woman got out of the car; she was Chaowen's housekeeper. The woman helped Chaowu into the car.

"Take care of yourself." After seeing these four words left by Chi Hong, Chao Wen closed the car window and drove away.

"Why should I be so self-conscious?"

"What do you mean?"

Chi Hong paused for a moment, then scratched his head and started strolling along the roadside towards home. After walking for a while, Chi Hong suddenly realized something!

He immediately dialed Chaowen's number.

"Hello!"

The phone rang for a few seconds before being answered.

"Old Deng, don't misunderstand. She suspects you have an illegitimate child, not that she knows we're both assassins!" Chi Hong immediately explained. If a misunderstanding arises and Chao Wen confesses, things will get interesting!

Chao Wen immediately broke out in a cold sweat!

He was sitting in the car, holding his phone to his ear in his right hand, squinting at the mist, his ear pressed against the phone...

"Pretending to be drunk?!" These two words instantly flashed through Asagiri's mind. This is terrible! At such close range, they must have heard everything!

Asagiri looked at Asahi with a strange expression, then pointed a finger at him and muttered, "I heard you. You and...you and Chi Hong are both...both secretly stupid. They don't seem stupid on the surface, but they're stupid in secret..."

"Both the son-in-law and father-in-law...are idiots..."

"hey-hey.."

After saying that, Asagiri leaned back and fell fast asleep...

"She might remember after she wakes up, and if she does, neither of us will have an easy time!" Chao Wen said in a low voice into the phone.

"Then go all the way and kill her!"

"I'll kill you! Are you stupid?"

"Hehe, I was just kidding. Let's all stick to the same story: she was drunk and misheard."

"it is good."

Chaowen hung up the phone, covered Chaowu with a blanket from the car, then pressed his forehead with a pained expression.

"Rotom, book me a hotel near the airport. I'm not going back tonight; I'll fly directly to Lanchang City tomorrow!"

As Chi Hong spoke, he summoned Dragonite. After Dragonite appeared, it opened its big mouth at Chi Hong and pointed at its big mouth with its claw.

"The hotel has secured Loto!"

"But it seems soon that Loto wants to eat some human food!"

Rotom is incredibly fast, without the slightest delay. He even got it done instantly without Chi Hong needing to look at it or even for the hotel booking interface to appear. He can easily do things that Fruit and Flower can't!

"Huh? What do you want to eat?" Chi Hong looked at Dragonite with a puzzled expression.

"Sniff sniff~~" Dragonite sniffed Chi Hong, then gave him a thumbs up.

"You want some skewers?" Chi Hong asked in surprise.

"Phoo!" Dragonite nodded.

Bringing pets to eat late-night snacks is a normal thing, and no one would pay much attention to it. However, the fact that Chi Hong brought a dragon still shocked the diners and the owner of the barbecue restaurant!

With a skewer in his left hand and a beer bottle in his right, Kuailong sat on a stool, looking angrily at the people next to him who were filming him!

Fortunately, there weren't many people at this time. If it were broad daylight, Dragonite would probably become a popular photo spot.

"Dun dun dun~~~"

Dragonite opened its massive jaws and poured beer down its throat, then smashed one bottle, smacked its lips, and picked up another...

"Rotom, do you think it would count as drunk driving if I ride a Dragonite to the hotel later?" Chi Hong asked into his phone.

"According to the laws of this world..."

"Calculate."

"I suggest Koike choose another Pokémon for movement, Roto!"

Rotom's answer made Chi Hong laugh. He picked up a beer, clinked it with Dragonite's, and drank it all in one gulp!