Zombie Marvel? Luckily, I'm Superman!

Lin Yi rolled her eyes: "Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

"How did the story unfold after we left? Did it change much?"

Wade tilted his head and thought for a moment: "Oh right, if you mean the classic formula—the protagonist saves the universe and the villain ends up cleaning toilets, then the plot is over."

"However, I think the screenwriter could be more creative, like hiring me as the director of the Time Management Bureau or something..."

"The teleporter..." Lin Yi interrupted helplessly, "Is that thing you took from the Time Management Bureau still there?"

"Don't tell me it was taken back!"

"Oh ho!" Wade slapped his thigh. "Of course I hid that thing, but you have to tell me first, what do you need it for? You don't know, last time I passed on a message for you, that old lady from the Time Management Bureau was furious!"

"Didn't she come looking for you?" Wade leaned closer, his eyes wide. "I relayed exactly what you said, word for word: 'If you keep watching my universe, I'll weave the Sacred Timeline into a dragon knot and hang it on your office door!' You don't know how green she turned!"

Lin Yi's lips twitched. You call this not changing a single word?

Wade continued excitedly, "You have no idea what you're missing! So many of me appeared at the end!"

"OH MAN, this is the first time I've ever actually received a script for saving the universe! The final battle, oh, not on Thanos's scale, but pretty much, anyway, it's all about saving the universe, right!"

He gestured excitedly: "I fought alongside Steel Claw Baby, and although I missed a step when I jumped off the bus, it didn't matter! A guy gave me two .50 caliber gold-plated Desert Eagles, so cool!"

"He said he'd give me the gun when he died, and he did! He even took a bullet for me! What a great Deadpool." Wade laughed and cried, seemingly reminiscing about the "brother" he'd used to shield him from bullets.

"Oh, and there's Mary Dog Pins, that was her old name, let me introduce her to you."

"Damn dog, damn dog? Where did it go? Oh shit, Mary?" Wade looked down and searched around, but couldn't find the Deadpool dog.

Lin Yi pinched the bridge of his nose: "I don't want to see that dog..."

I've seen it in a movie, that dog is so... "cute"! I just can't resist tickling it.

Rubbing his temples, Lin Yi emphasized again, "Teleporter!" His tone was already a little impatient.

Wade sighed, slumped into his chair, and said in a frustrated voice, "I hid it, but it's broken."

"Yukio and Bullet are being repaired. Do you know Yukio? She's super cute and she says goodbye to me!" Wade got excited again when Yukio was mentioned.

"Lead the way..." Lin Yi impatiently interrupted Wade's incessant chatter.

"What?"

"Go find Yukio and Bullet, and see if the teleporter is fixed."

"Huh?" Wade blinked. "That's it? Don't you want to know more details? Don't you want to know how cool the final battle is? Let me tell you, it's super awesome..."

Lin Yi, expressionless, grabbed Wade by the back of his collar, lifted him out of the restaurant like a sack, and then soared into the sky.

"Ahhh! I didn't even say I wanted to take a taxi! Wait, this is faster than taking a taxi! Wait, I'm afraid of heights! Okay, actually I'm not afraid of heights, but could you at least tell me in advance so I could strike a cool pose..."

The wind whistled in his ears, but Lin Yi was too lazy to add a bio-field to him. He knew that Wade was somewhat of a masochist, and maybe he was happy like this, or even wanted to just throw him off.

"A little to the left, yes, yes, yes! Too much, move it back a little!"

"Yes! Fly straight in this direction! See that villa? I can't see it, but you definitely can, you have super eyesight, right!"

"Speaking of which, bro, have you ever used your super vision to see certain things that can't be described... well, you know what I mean."

"Could you help me check what Yukio is wearing later... or never mind, Yukio is very cute."

"...Can you shut up?"

Wade was being carried around in the air, chattering incessantly, which annoyed Lin Yi so much that he wanted to throw him off.

"Hmm? You don't like cute lingerie? How about sexy lingerie?"

"Or Lace? Do you have a girlfriend? She's not a reporter either, is she?"

"Why aren't you saying anything? Don't you have a girlfriend?"

"Did I guess right? Oh f***ing, bro, you're Superman, don't you have any pretty ladies asking you out to stargaze?"

"Fuck! Why did you let go?! I didn't bring a parachute!!!"

Lin Yi finally couldn't hold back and let go. Wade's mouth was just too nasty...

The villa wasn't far away; we had arrived by now.

At the entrance, Colossus stood there, his body tense. The villa's radar system had detected a high-speed flying object approaching, and he came out to check what was going on.

When he looked up, he saw Wade descending from the sky, yelling and screaming.

Then a figure swiftly swooped down and caught Wade just as he was about to be smashed into a pulp.

"Colossus?" His metallic physique was too easy to recognize. Lin Yi caught Wade and put him down. "Are Yukio and Bullet here?"

Colossus glanced at Wade, then at Lin Yi, his deep voice tinged with wariness: "Who are you?"

They brought Wade along, but it didn't seem like Wade came willingly.

"He's Superman, Superman in the literal sense, ugh..." Wade walked over, feeling dizzy, and held onto Colossus's large, hard pectoral muscles.

"Don't stand in his way, he can send you to the scrap yard with one punch."

"By the way, how many kilograms do you weigh? If he really beats you to death, I'll have to be careful that the boss doesn't rip me off when we try to sell you."

Colossus expressionlessly slapped Wade's hand away, and just then, two figures suddenly appeared on the second-floor balcony.

Yukio with pink hair, and her...boyfriend or girlfriend? Bullet.

"Hey Wade!"

"Hi~ Yukio!" Wade's voice cracked.

After exchanging greetings, the two women turned their curious gazes to Lin Yi. Xue Xu laughed and said "Hi," while Lin Yi nodded in acknowledgment.

Well, he wasn't interested in Yukio; it was just out of politeness.

"Wade said you guys are helping him repair the teleporter, can you fix it?"

"Oh! That thing." Yukio pulled out a small square box. "This is only slightly repaired. It was too complicated. The core part was damaged, and our repairs can only replace the parts we can find."

They couldn't understand the underlying theories, including the time machine from the last time with the electric cable. All they could do was charge it and perform simple repairs on some unimportant parts.

However, the core components of these kinds of things are not as fragile as you might imagine; they can still be used after some repairs.

"It can barely start up now, but it's not stable enough. Did you come here specifically to get this?"

After saying that, Xuexu glanced at Wade, and seeing that Wade did not object, she threw it at Lin Yi.

It looks like a small folding box, designed somewhat like an old-fashioned handheld game console. Inside, there's a screen and a few buttons.

The largest and most eye-catching item is a black button, which I intuitively felt was the button to return to the Time Management Bureau.

Lin Yi raised his hand and pressed the button. The screen flashed for a moment, and a line of text appeared.