Zombie Marvel? Luckily, I'm Superman!
Chapter 53 The Mohican stares at the little mustache forging iron.
Lin Yi's expression was indescribable. He looked at Deadpool in front of him, and then at Wolverine, who looked displeased.
This pair together, could it be...?
"Hey bro, say something! What script are you on? A new drama?" Wade leaned over and observed Lin Yi.
"Wait a minute, the Superman I remember always wore a tight-fitting suit and a red cape. Of course, I prefer Henry Cavill's black one. Dude, are you hiding it or... wait, Superman doesn't seem to have an Asian face version, right? OMG..."
Wade suddenly stopped, an unbelievable thought flashing through his mind. The white eye pattern on his mask magnified dramatically, and he pointed at Lin Yi, screaming, "You wouldn't happen to be the... the... the fourth... ugh!"
Before he could finish the four words, a violent wave of dizziness and nausea hit him, and Wade immediately curled up like a shrimp and began to dry heave.
"What the hell? Why can't I say it! You're the first... Ugh! The first... Ugh!" Wade stubbornly argued with something, vomiting even more violently with each attempt.
Lin Yi chuckled. Could this guy be thinking of talking about the fourth wall? But judging from the current situation, it seems like something is preventing him from saying it.
Thinking back to the Deadpool movies I've seen before, Wade would go on and on about spoilers, sometimes even rambling on and on to the characters, who would basically ignore him. Was that some kind of plot protection method?
Previously, I saw some people speculate that when Wade was spoiling or talking about the fourth wall, the information would automatically become Wade's nonsense when it reached the ears of the characters in the plot. Now it seems to be true.
But if it's just nonsense, then it shouldn't be unable to speak.
Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Wade tried for a long time without success, and finally gave up when he was lying on the ground, wriggling weakly.
"I give up, bro." Wade waved his hand. "Got it. You're definitely a protagonist protected by a script. Fuck, they won't even let you guess, that clause is too domineering!"
"Enough!" Logan, who had been watching coldly from the sidelines, finally lost his temper.
Having been practically outmaneuvered by Wade the whole way, and having followed Strange through three timelines, he was already seething with resentment. And the so-called "strong reinforcement" he finally sought turned out to be this "Superman" whose own universe was a complete mess and on the verge of collapse?
He felt he had placed too much trust in Wade, even with what little he had left. He couldn't even manage his own universe, yet he believed someone like Wade could help him.
He strode up to Lin Yi, frowned, and sized him up: "This kid? He thinks he can handle those bastards at the Time Management Bureau?"
"Hey! Don't judge a book by its cover, Steel Claw baby." Wade got up from the ground. "Trust me, this guy is definitely tough. He's the main character here. Even the Time Management Bureau would have to call him 'daddy'!"
"What a joke." Logan scoffed. He had seen those guys from the Time Management Bureau before. Their combat strength was average, but the weapons they used were completely unreasonable.
What can this muscular guy in front of me do against the Time Management Bureau? Muscles? Those muscles aren't even as impressive as my own!
If Lin Yi knew Logan thought this way, he would probably just smile helplessly. He didn't have the muscular physique of the man in the movies. His muscles were more streamlined and solid, and he didn't like being that big all the time.
Logan had no intention of letting Lin Yi off the hook. Remembering what Tony had told him before, he patted his chest and said, "Come on, kid, give me a punch here."
Lin Yi: "???"
"Did you damage your brain?"
Wade wriggled and stuck his head over. "Steel Claw Baby made a bet with Little Mustache. Little Mustache said you could send him to his grandmother with one punch, but he didn't believe you."
"Oh brother, of course I believe you."
Lin Yi was both amused and exasperated, looking at Logan's serious face: "Are you sure? I'm not in a good mood right now."
"Enough nonsense." Logan grinned. "Let's see what this Superman that Mustache is all about, that he's made us chase through three timelines!"
"Fine, you asked for it." Lin Yi was already irritable, and now that there was a punching bag delivered to his door, he didn't even bother to put on a fighting stance. He just stood there, casually raising his fist.
"Oh wow, this is going to be good." Wade quickly moved over and patted Logan on the shoulder: "Brave steel claw baby, I hope you bought insurance."
"Should I plug my ears with cotton? I don't want to hear you scream!"
Logan looked at Lin Yi's relaxed demeanor and became even more disdainful: "Get lost. With this kind of attitude, you don't even know how to exert force. If he can make me groan, I'll call you daddy, Wade."
boom!
boom!
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Yi threw a punch. The air was torn apart and a sonic boom exploded. Logan felt an unbearable force hit his chest, his vision went black, and he was sent flying backward like a cannonball.
A large hole was smashed in the conference room wall, and Logan disappeared from sight in the blink of an eye.
"OMG!" Wade's eyes widened in disbelief, and he didn't know how the mask could convey such an expression.
"You really sent him to see Grandma? I finally found someone useful!"
Lin Yi found a chair and sat down. He felt much better after punching the air.
"He won't die, he'll probably sleep for half an hour." Lin Yi flexed his wrists. "Now, can someone tell me what exactly happened?"
Lin Yi used a clever technique with his punch, incorporating a bio-force field; most of it was propulsive rather than destructive. Otherwise, with Logan's defenses, the force of breaking the sound barrier would have at least left a gaping hole in his chest. The two had no prior grudges, so there was no need to kill him.
Wade, on the other hand, ran to the side and started drawing circles. He was pondering whether Logan should call him "Dad," since that punch should have made Logan scream and cry. But the problem was, Logan hadn't uttered a sound; he was completely knocked out! He felt like he'd won, yet he also felt like he hadn't...
"Here's what happened." It was Strange who spoke. Lin Yi noticed a scar on his forehead. This wasn't the Strange from his own universe, so let's call him Scar Strange for now.
"We encountered Tony Stark and Steve in the Void."
"Of course, it's Tony from your universe."
"He is now trapped in the void, in the hands of a woman named Cassandra."
Upon hearing this, Pepper's expression was indescribable; she seemed worried, but also as if she were about to roll her eyes. She was probably thinking about Tony's philandering past.
"Wait, the Void?" Natasha interjected. "Isn't that Vormir?"
She was deeply impressed by that place; if it weren't for Lin Yi, she and Clint would have been dead there, one at a disadvantage and the other at a disadvantage.
“Not the same place.” Scarface Strange shook his head. “The Void I’m talking about is the place some people call the junkyard, which involves an organization called the Time Mutation Administration.”
"I don't think you've heard of him..." Scarface Strange explained simply. But after hearing the name, Lin Yi leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes to rest.
Alright, Time Mutation Bureau, Cassandra, Deadpool, and this Wolverine, he remembered.
Isn't this Deadpool and Wolverine from the movie? No wonder it looks so familiar.
Simply put, the universe in the movie where Wade is located is only a few dozen hours away from destruction because of the death of Wolverine, the "anchor."
Mr. Paradox of the Time Bureau wants to send Wade to the Sacred Timeline to work for him, but in reality, he's secretly working on some kind of time controller project.
The rebellious Wade stole the time machine and pulled Wolverine from another universe, and together they fought Cassandra in the Void.
Finally, high-ranking officials from the Time Management Bureau entered the scene, the paradox disappeared, and everyone had a happy ending.
Well, to put it simply, most netizens describe this movie as a popcorn flick.
But what Lin Yi couldn't understand about the situation before him was...
This is really baffling. Shouldn't Tony be in the Quantum Realm? What the hell is he doing, running off to the Void?!
And what's more! Captain America and Carroll are there too! Captain America, needless to say, can't beat Cassandra, that's normal. But what the hell is Carroll doing?!
That's what Lin Yi thought, and that's what he said. He just chose his words carefully and removed the profanities.
"The mohawk guy's been taken over by Baldy, and he's watching Little Mustache's ironwork right now!" Wade blurted out, somehow ending up in the seat next to Lin Yi.
Lin Yi pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache coming on. What did that mean? He didn't want to think about it anymore.
"What about you? Don't you know how to open portals? Why don't you just open one and take them away?" Lin Yi pointed at Scarface Strange.
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