Douluo Continent: Martial Soul Golden Dragon, Tang San's adoptive father

Chapter 29 Luo Sanpao: Gangzi, I hate you

The next moment, a creature with short limbs, a plump rump, light purple fur, and a round body appeared.

A creature resembling neither a dog nor a pig appeared in front of Yu Xiaogang. "Big shit, is this your martial soul?"

Li Yusong didn't want to get up from the bench, but to save face for Gangzi, he stood up and slowly took a few steps forward. However, to his utter surprise, Gangzi's soul power level and martial soul were so pathetic. Not only was his soul power level 29, but his martial soul was also a pig! Seeing Li Yusong's expression, Yu Xiaogang thought he was shocked by his own martial soul. "Scared stiff? This master will now let you taste its power!"

"His farts are like thunder, deafening and earth-shattering!"

While releasing his first soul skill, Yu Xiaogang applied soul rings to Luo Sanpao. Finally, after a period of charging up, Yu Xiaogang decisively extended his right arm, and Luo Sanpao took the opportunity to kick his legs and jump onto Yu Xiaogang's right arm. When Li Yusong saw Luo Sanpao lying on Yu Xiaogang's right arm with his buttocks facing him, he was dumbfounded. It was too heaven-defying!

Gangzi's first spirit skill, Luo Sanpao, is actually farting!

He'd been cultivating for half his life, and this was the first time he'd heard of such a bizarre martial soul and soul skill. But the next second, Li Yusong's expression changed. He saw that Luo Sanpao's belly had swelled up considerably, and it seemed it would release something soon. "Oh no, it's going to fart!"

Seeing this, Li Yusong reacted quickly, immediately taking out his dragon-patterned staff and throwing it at Luo Sanpao's buttocks. Yu Xiaogang's expression changed drastically upon seeing the staff Li Yusong threw, and he exclaimed, "Such speed and power! You're not an ordinary person; you're a Soul Master!"

Damn it, damn it all! He was originally planning to use Luo Sanpao to intimidate this arrogant old man in front of him, but he never expected that he would actually be a Soul Master!

"Sanpao, I'm so sorry!"

Seeing that Li Yusong's dragon-patterned staff was aimed at Luo Sanpao's vital area, Yu Xiaogang was heartbroken. Luo Sanpao released his soul skill from his buttocks. If this vital area was pierced by the dragon-patterned staff, Sanpao would definitely suffer a serious injury. Not to mention whether he would be able to fart in the future, he might even suffer a backlash!

Upon realizing this, Yu Xiaogang's face changed drastically, and he was almost in tears. "Senior, I was blind to your greatness! I was wrong!"

Yu Xiaogang begged for mercy repeatedly, adopting a very humble posture, even about to kneel down. However, Li Yusong seemed not to hear Gangzi's pleas, letting the dragon-patterned staff fly away with a thud!

The dragon-patterned staff struck precisely where Li Yusong intended, preventing Luo Sanpao from releasing his pungent fart. After the impact, Luo Sanpao strained his buttocks with all his might, his whole body trembling uncontrollably. The next second, Luo Sanpao looked at his master, Gangzi, his eyes filled with hatred and resentment. His resentful little gaze seemed to say to Gangzi, "I entrusted my buttocks to you so confidently, and this is how you treat me?"

"Are you still my beloved master? I hate you!"

Gangzi then looked at Luo Sanpao, and after their eyes met, he felt utterly ashamed. He had failed Sanpao; as its master, he could deeply feel the pain Sanpao was enduring—a pain that was practically unbearable. The fact that Sanpao was still able to maintain eye contact and hadn't fainted was a testament to its incredible willpower. Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang tried to comfort Luo Sanpao, "Sanpao, to make up for my mistake, I'll buy you more white radishes from now on."

Luo Sanpao was already on the verge of collapse, and after hearing Gangzi's words, his body trembled even more violently. "White radish, white radish again!"

"What else can you do besides feed me white radishes? That young man was right after all."

"I've had the worst luck imaginable, living with a master like you!"

Thinking this through, Luo Sanpao's willpower finally gave way. After one last, unwilling glance at Gangzi, he completely fainted. With Luo Sanpao's collapse, the pain he had endured quickly rebounded onto Yu Xiaogang. The next second, Yu Xiaogang could no longer bear the excruciating pain in his buttocks and collapsed to the ground in despair, howling in agony. He then turned his gaze to Li Yusong, venting all his resentment on him, "Senior, I've already admitted my mistake, why are you still so cruel to me?"

Upon hearing this, Li Yusong sheathed his dragon-patterned staff and leisurely walked to Yu Xiaogang's side. He glanced at Gangzi's buttocks and said, "Big Shit, you still harbor resentment towards me, huh? Looks like I didn't hit you hard enough."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yusong ignored Gangzi's objections, grabbed the dragon-patterned stick in his hand, and fiercely smacked Gangzi's buttocks several times, slap slap slap!

"Hey, listen to this! How wonderfully rhythmic this sound is!"

As Li Yusong swung his stick, he spoke to Gangzi in a somewhat enjoyable voice. After another blow, he raised the dragon-patterned stick, about to strike Gangzi's backside. Just then, Yu Xiaogang could no longer endure the pain of being struck by Li Yusong's stick. He decided to abandon his pride and give in. Thinking this, he completely disregarded the dignity of a martial arts theory master, grabbed Li Yusong's leg, and wiped his snot and tears on his thigh, saying, "Senior, you did nothing wrong, it's all Gangzi's fault!"

"It was Gangzi who tried to trespass into Shrek Academy without the seniors' permission!"

Seeing that Yu Xiaogang had given in and surrendered, Li Yusong didn't continue to make things difficult for him. He placed the dragon-patterned staff on Yu Xiaogang's buttocks and began to question him about his purpose, "Tell me, why did you trespass into Shrek Academy?"

Seeing that Li Yusong's dragon-patterned staff hadn't fallen, Yu Xiaogang finally breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to answer Li Yusong's question, a familiar voice suddenly rang out, "Teacher Li, what's going on? Why is it so noisy here?"

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Yu Xiaogang cried even harder due to overwhelming emotion. "Flander, it's Flander! You've finally come to save Gangzi!"

Why had he never felt that Flander's voice was so pleasant and so warm before?

However, just as Gangzi looked up in the direction Flander was coming from, his entire being shattered. To Flander's right were Zhao Wuji and the three students mentioned in the letter: Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar. To Flander's left were two female students he didn't recognize at all. "It's over, all over. My lifelong reputation is now completely ruined..."

Yu Xiaogang looked at the seven people walking towards him and felt utterly hopeless!