Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

"Deducting 100000 special popularity points, blind box draw in progress..."

Suddenly, an image appeared deep within Azu's consciousness.

On the dimly lit battlefield, corpses piled up like mountains. A hero, his face obscured, knelt on one knee, his uniform in tatters.

Countless enemies surrounded him. But the hero did not fall. He slowly raised his head, his broken body transforming into indomitable flames, and dazzling light burst forth from within him, engulfing the entire screen.

"Congratulations, host, you have obtained the legendary skin: Unyielding Elegy."

"Skin description: It records the indomitable will of countless guardians in the universe who fought to the last drop of blood. This is not just a skin, but a monument to living in the face of death."

"Exclusive Passive Skill: Desperate Struggle Guardian!"

"Skill Description: After the host receives any form of attack, the dissipated energy will be absorbed and stored by this skin. (Note: This skill does not reduce damage taken by the user.)"

"After being attacked, the skin will automatically display the corresponding 'battle damage' state, such as torn armor, blood, dirt, and lacerations, with realistic effects. As the stored power increases, the injuries and visual devastation displayed on the skin will continue to deepen, and an aura of impending death and tragic grandeur will spread to the surrounding area."

"Exclusive Active Skill: Love Without Limits!"

"Skill Description: When 'Defense of Desperation' reaches 100% charge, the host can activate this skill to release all stored energy at once. The damage depends on the total number of attacks received during the charge period. Cooldown: 24 hours."

"Special Mechanism: Feign Death to Escape Combat. If the target is not completely eliminated after 'Love Without Limits' is released, the host can choose to activate the Feign Death effect 'Hero's End'. After activation, the true form will enter the dimensional rift, becoming unselectable and unobservable. This state can last for a maximum of 24 hours, and the host can manually cancel this state at any time and return to the starting point."

After reading this long introduction, Azu couldn't help but clap his hands in admiration.

"A brilliant design!"

This is practically a magic weapon tailor-made for him to show off!

During the Reality Stone's inactivity, he had to smear blood on Superman's corpse to create a "battle-damaged" effect and elicit tears. Now it's all automated!

The harder you are hit, the more miserable you look, the more terrifying your counterattack will be. Even if your ultimate move doesn't kill the enemy instantly, you can remain invincible and submerged for 24 hours.

This is simply the perfect divine equipment that combines showing off, dealing damage, and surviving all in one!

He immediately issued the order: "Wear the skin 'Unyielding Elegy'!"

With a flash of light, Azu's battle armor remained unchanged.

However, he could sense a faint sense of sorrow surrounding him, and anyone who saw him would think that he was a great hero fighting to protect some kind of belief.

"Let's test the waters."

Azu's figure flashed and he instantly disappeared from the spot.

The next second, he appeared directly in the center of the battle between Chaoge and Kalibak.

"Chaoge, go rest over there for a while." Azu reached out and placed a hand on Chaoge's shoulder. "Let me play a bit."

Chao Ge immediately stopped what he was doing and respectfully flew away.

Kalibak was furious when he saw Azu suddenly switch players. He was stunned for a moment, then laughed in anger.

"So you've finally decided to come down and die like a man?!"

"Open fire! Blow him down!"

With a command from Kalibak.

Countless demonic creatures in the sky and heavy destruction chariots on the ground simultaneously aimed their weapons at Azu.

"bring it on!"

Instead of dodging, Azu laughed loudly, opened his arms wide, and completely exposed his chest, striking a pose as if he were bravely facing death.

"BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM—!!!"

A barrage of energy beams, high-explosive bombs, and plasma cannons rained down on Azu.

The entire sky was engulfed in blinding flames, and the deafening explosion lasted for a full minute.

Kalibak stared at the billowing smoke in the air with a cold smile.

"Heh, that arrogant worm, it's been pulverized, how pathetic."

The smoke and dust gradually dissipated.

Azu remained suspended in place, arms outstretched.

He glanced down at the skin's energy storage panel.

Energy storage progress: 0.008%

"..."

Azu's smile froze on his face.

He blinked, thinking he was seeing things.

0.008%?

I stood there and let your alien army bombard me for a minute, and I didn't even get 0.1% of the charge?!

How long will it take before they can unleash their ultimate move?

Azu was originally looking forward to the cool scene of being beaten "covered in blood" and then unleashing a full-screen ultimate move to clear the field.

Now, looking at myself, I see that apart from some dust on my clothes, I haven't even had a new tear.

This steel body, which has just been upgraded to the Heavenly Father level, is too tough. The system judges that this level of attack is not even a tickle, let alone enough to charge up energy.

Ah Zu lowered his arms, his face darkening.

He looked at Kalibak across from him, and at the Parademons who had ceased fire.

"this one?"

Azu's voice wasn't loud, but Kalibak could hear it clearly.

"Is this the firepower of your Apokolips? Are you giving me a laser skin rejuvenation treatment?"

He then focused his attention on Kalibak.

"Hey! That ugly, hairy monster over there! Stop looking, I'm talking to you!"

"What's your name? Are you the leader of this bunch of useless bastards?"

As Darkseid's eldest son, Kalibak held a position second only to Darkseid on Apokolips, and had never been so slighted before!

"Listen up, you lowly reptile... I am Kalibak!! Darkseid's eldest son!! Commander of Apokolips!!"

"Oh, eldest son. Well, I have a question..." Azu feigned sudden realization, then asked seriously, "So you Apokolips people don't have reproductive isolation for any living beings?"

Kalibak was taken aback, not understanding the meaning of those words.

Ah Zu clicked his tongue twice and looked at him with a pitiful expression.

"What I mean is, just how desperate must Darkseid be to have you with a baboon?"

The entire room fell silent.

All the Apocalypse officers lowered their heads in fear, not daring to utter a sound.

Insulting Darkseid and mocking the bloodline of the firstborn son would lead to the destruction of an entire civilization.

"But don't be too self-conscious," Azu waved his hand, offering heartfelt words of comfort.

"The universe is vast, and there are many absurdities. I've seen things worse than your father, really. I know an old geezer who actually had a child with an alien praying mantis. Isn't that ridiculous?"

"Compared to a praying mantis, a baboon is at least a mammal, don't you think?"

"I—will—tear—you—to—tear ...!!!"