Douluo: My Clone Simulates the Star God.

Chapter 67 "Destroying" Shrek

On the top floor of a building, a black-haired girl with pigtails sat with her legs crossed on the edge of the steps, smiling as she looked at the news in her hand.

"Hmph! Thanks to Lady Hanabi's efforts, the embarrassing incidents involving Shrek Academy have completely gone viral online! This must have dealt a significant blow to their image. So, the plan has achieved its first step, right?"

Although Hanabi is a fun-loving person who is very keen on having fun, she will not neglect her serious work, just like the storyline in Pinocchio.

Hanabi perfectly fulfilled Silver Wolf's request, ensuring that Firefly could experience "death" safely. Along the way, she also found a lot of fun for herself, earning her the affectionate nickname "Hanabi the Guide."

Although the current version of Hanabi isn't the real thing, it's still approved by Aha, so it certainly won't be too bad.

Playing pranks on Shrek Academy was just something Hanabi found amusement in achieving her goals; her real aim was to damage Shrek Academy's external image!

The "Shit Visitor Project" is just one part of Hanabi's many plans. Even without this, she has countless other methods she can use, though the visual appeal and effect will be somewhat inferior.

The reason for using such a plan is that Yao Lan inadvertently discovered that Shrek Academy's current situation is very similar to the world he once lived in.

That's the story of the US and Russia. In order to bring down Russia, the US used countless plans and strategies, one of which was "propaganda attack".

By attacking Russia through the media and various means of public opinion, vilifying its image, and infiltrating its ideology, Russia is subtly influenced and ultimately its nature is changed.

Of course, Shrek is no match for the bear, but in some bad ways, Shrek and the bear do have some similarities, especially after they go bad.

The current Shrek Academy, relying on its millennia-old capital, acts domineeringly on the continent, looking down on everyone. It makes enemies everywhere on the continent with its theory that "those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre," and even places itself above the Federation. Some of the Federation's major decisions need to be consulted with the Sea God Pavilion.

Such power should never have been delegated to an academy; otherwise, it would only embolden them and lead to an even worse future. In the end, Shrek Academy was destroyed by a coalition of forces.

What's even more infuriating is that Shrek's terrible spirit has been passed down, which means that even if it is destroyed, it will be rebuilt by some people.

And that's the problem that Hanabi, or rather, Yakuran, needs to solve.

He could certainly destroy Shrek Academy with his unparalleled power, but such a method would not solve the problem once and for all, and there would always be some people who wanted to rebuild Shrek Academy.

After all, many people in the Douluo world have mental issues, especially the powerful ones!

"The strong often cause trouble."

This statement is not without merit, as two powerful beings—the red-haired monster who killed himself out of sheer boredom and the First Order God Ancestral Dragon who transformed into all things—have successfully proven this point.

Try to think about it: when people on the mainland hear the name "Shrek Academy," what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Is it the founding trio? Is it Tang San, the Sea God? Or Huo Yuhao? Or perhaps the glory this academy has achieved over the past 20,000 years?

All of these things are positive. No matter how bad Shrek's nature is, outsiders will still regard it as a place they yearn for, which is why this terrible place can continue to be passed down.

What Hanabi is trying to do is deny all of this; she is changing Shrek Academy's external image!

When people hear about Shrek Academy, they no longer think of "eternal glory" or "number one on the continent," but rather of utter rubbish and those Shrek students with terrible personalities and arrogance.

Only by using these methods can Shrek be truly "eliminated," swept into the dustbin of history, and prevented from ever rising again.

Of course, in addition to Shrek Academy's image being severely affected, the image of the Sun and Moon Federation has also become terrible.

Because during the previous live stream, Hanabi directly replaced the captain of the FBI investigation team, something that was witnessed by everyone on the mainland.

Surprised? The culprit has been right beside you all along, you just haven't noticed!

Therefore, the Sun and Moon Federation is now in great chaos because they have no way of knowing which other people in the Federation have been replaced, and what if it happens to be someone close to them?

Those were big, powerful federal congressmen, but they were so scared they didn't even dare to leave the house!

Some people might ask, if you're going to target Shrek Academy, why are you targeting the Sun and Moon Federation?

Of course, it's because the Federation isn't a good thing either!

Does anyone really think that fireworks are aimless when they blow up buildings? Of course not, after all, those buildings were built by the bigwigs of the Federation through "special means," and who knows how deep the water is inside.

That's why the Federation blocked the news until they were bombed more than ten times and could no longer withstand it, at which point they went to Shrek Academy for help.

To those people, fireworks were a thorn in their side; if they didn't get rid of them, they probably wouldn't even have a good dream at night.

"snort!"

"A terrible academy, a terrible federation, a terrible world... Douluo Star is truly plagued by disasters! If we trace its origins... perhaps it all started when Tang San transmigrated to this world?"

"Getting this world back on track won't be an easy task!"

Using her exceptional hacking skills, Hanabi successfully spread "Shit Visitor" across the internet, exposing the appalling side of Shrek Academy and the Federation to everyone. The Federation's technical staff were utterly helpless against it, only hoping that Hanabi would stop her antics after she had her fill.

"With our current soul-guiding technology, it's impossible to withstand Lady Hanabi's invasion! You need superior technology... and who is the most outstanding researcher in soul-guiding technology?"

"Of course, it's Miss Black Tower, who studies at Shrek Academy! If you want to challenge Hanabi, you have to go find her!"

"After all, we are all 'fireworks'~"

After turning off the machine in her hand, Hanabi stood up from the steps and quietly felt the breeze blowing from afar. In this breeze, there seemed to be a hint of a young girl's fragrance.

"She's not a real girl in the true sense, just pretending. Compared to Hanabi-sama, the most invincible beauty in the universe, she's ultimately a million levels below!"

Hanabi turned around and looked at the girl with twin buns on her head behind her.

"Am I right, Little Ding-Dong from the Holy Spirit Cult?"

(End of this chapter)