Douluo: My Clone Simulates the Star God.

Chapter 53 The Shit Visitor

"Oh!"

"Since when have these cowardly scoundrels, who wouldn't even dare to show their faces, dared to cause trouble at Shrek Academy? Is it because we've always been too amiable?"

Facing this guy who called himself "Lord Hanabi", Long Yeyue was also very rude and did not give him a chance to speak.

"A petty thief like you can only fool those guys in the Federation. You think you can get Shrek Academy to play your silly tricks? Dream on!"

Long Yeyue only cursed once before preparing to crush the doll in her hand. However, the doll's next words made her stop, and even angered all the elders present.

"If you destroy this doll, then Lady Hanabi will have no choice but to detonate the bomb, even if it's painful?"

"What...did you say?"

Upon hearing this, a red glint flashed in Long Yeyue's eyes. Shrek Academy was her home, and now someone was actually going to plant a bomb in her home.

"Huh? Don't you understand? Then, Lady Hanabi, please repeat it again: it's a bomb!"

"And these aren't ordinary bombs; they're level ten fixed-position soul-guided cannon shells that Master Hanabi painstakingly crafted! If they were detonated inside Shrek Academy, it would definitely be a spectacular fireworks display!"

"How about that? Surprised? Unexpected?"

Upon hearing this, all the elders of the Sea God Pavilion looked extremely solemn. They couldn't possibly be unaware of the power of a level 10 fixed-position soul-guided cannonball. If such a thing were to explode, it would cause unimaginable casualties!

"You dare!" Long Yeyue's eyes widened. "If you really release him, I'll tear you to pieces!"

However, the only response to Long Yeyue was the mocking laughter coming from inside the doll.

"Hahaha! You actually dare to lay a hand on Lady Hanabi? Of course you can!"

"However, do you know what Lady Hanabi's true form is? If you don't, that's alright, because Lady Hanabi will tell you!"

Everyone present fell silent. After all, this was a major event for Shrek Academy, and they dared not act rashly. If the level 10 fixed-position soul-guided cannon shell really exploded, Shrek Academy would definitely suffer unimaginable damage.

"Actually, Lady Hanabi's true identity is the Sea God Tang San! If you are willing to resurrect my beloved, I can immediately descend as a god and help Shrek Academy overcome this crisis!"

"..."

"Don't believe me? Well, I have another version... Lord Hanabi is actually Huo Yuhao, the God of Emotions. As long as you are willing to help me find my lost Dong'er, you will be able to obtain the divine power of emotions and use the supreme divine technique, Hao Dong Three Absolutes!"

They're lying again!

However, Hanabi's words also made some people's eyes flicker. Goddess of Emotions? There are no such records in history. How does she know?

Although I had many thoughts in my mind, it was clearly not the right time to ask such questions. Instead, I needed to find a way to solve the problem of the Shrek Academy attack.

"Hey! Lady Hanabi has already said so much, why don't you guys believe me! Well then, Lady Hanabi has no choice but to tell you the truth..."

"Actually, I'm here for revenge, Long Yeyue!"

revenge?

Upon hearing this, all the elders looked at Long Yeyue. This old man had not appeared on the mainland for nearly several decades, even hundreds of years. If he was her enemy, they should be able to confirm his identity soon, right?

"You got pregnant with my child and then married the Sea God Pavilion Master—you were utterly shameless! Even your innocent child died young!"

"Now I, Chen Xinjie, have come to avenge my child!"

"You bastard!"

Upon hearing Chen Xinjie's name, Long Yeyue flew into a rage, her soul power growing stronger as she prepared to destroy the doll in her hand.

"Sister Yue, no!" Yun Ming acted at that moment, quickly grabbing the doll. "We're not sure if there are any bombs inside Shrek Academy yet, we can't act rashly!"

"Are we just supposed to let this little bastard do whatever he wants?" Long Yeyue was clearly angry, but at this moment, her voice rang out again.

"Hahaha! Seeing you so angry makes Hanabi-sama so happy!"

"By the way, the bomb is actually a lie. Lady Hanabi came here simply to present you all with a great gift. After all, the elders of the Sea God Pavilion are all top-tier powerhouses. Even though Lady Hanabi is the most beautiful girl in the universe, she still has to work hard and strive to catch up!"

"That's right, strive hard!"

"Hanabi-sama's goal is very simple: she just wants to turn Shrek into a true 'Shit Visitor'."

"Now that the gifts have been delivered, Lady Hanabi will take her leave! Please enjoy yourselves!"

The moment the words fell, the doll between Yun Ming and Long Yeyue burst forth with white light, and it looked like it was about to explode.

"Oh no, everyone, be on guard..."

Upon hearing this, Yun Ming immediately alerted the elders around him to quickly take defensive measures. He also mobilized his soul power to block it. However, the bomb exploded faster than he had imagined, without even the slightest fluctuation, completely bypassing his perception!

boom--!

In the blink of an eye, a powerful shockwave emanating from the doll swept through everyone in the Sea God Pavilion, not only directly dissolving their defensive soul power and making it difficult for them to move, but also emitting a pungent odor that made people feel nauseous.

Soon, the special substance contained within the dolls filled the Sea God Pavilion, but the elders were not about to sit idly by and rushed out of the pavilion. However, even so, they could not avoid the worst possible outcome.

Among them, Yun Ming and Long Yeyue, who were closest to the doll, were the most severely affected, with their faces almost completely covered in sputum. The other elders were in similar condition, their faces extremely pale, and some even vomited.

If it were the Eighth Prince, he would definitely be happy to prepare for dinner, but the elders in the Sea God Pavilion are different.

"Aaaaaah—! You little beast! I'll never forgive you!!!"

Long Yeyue roared to the sky, her anger beyond words. When had she ever been treated like this? If she didn't avenge this, would she still be considered the world-renowned Light and Dark Douluo?

"Yun Ming! Go tell the Federation that Shrek Academy will help with this!"

"We must catch this little beast and tear her to pieces!"

"I know... Ugh—!" Yun Ming's face was also extremely pale, but in the end he couldn't help but vomit.

Just like before, this attack resulted in almost no casualties, but in terms of its humiliation, it was absolutely the most extreme!

It's still at its maximum in the literal sense!

Meanwhile, in a room in the inner courtyard.

"Standby..."

Black Tower, who had been resting with her eyes closed, suddenly opened them, but the next second she laughed, with a hint of schadenfreude on her face.

"As expected of Lady Hanabi... or rather, Aha? She actually did something like this? Now she's truly a 'shit visitor'."

"But dare to mess with me? You'd better taste the bitterness first!"

(End of this chapter)