Douluo: My Clone Simulates the Star God.

Chapter 157 I'm Going to Marry the Trash Can!

"What the heck is 'Eh-heh'?"

The girl in front of me is clearly a beautiful girl with an exceptionally good figure, so why would she do something so out of character, like rummaging through a trash can?

"So, who exactly are you? And why are you here?"

The group present were all students of Shrek Academy, so they were generally alert. Upon noticing an unfamiliar person nearby, they all looked warily at the gray-haired girl in front of them.

"Ha! Who am I?"

The gray-haired girl gave a disdainful smile and then pointed a thumbs-up at herself.

"I am the legendary Galaxy Baseball Man, always ready to help those in need! You all better remember this!"

With that, a baseball bat appeared out of thin air in the gray-haired girl's hand. Anyone with eyes could see that the person before her possessed a baseball bat as their martial spirit.

"Um, but... we don't seem to need any help?"

"...That makes sense, right?" The gray-haired girl scratched her head with the hand that was holding the trash bag, leaving Tang Wulin and the others speechless. Did she even know what she was doing?

Although they had seen people collecting scraps before, this was no ordinary place; it was the "Huichangshi," a ship owned by the Douluo Peace Company!

How could anyone be collecting trash here?

Just then, Toppa, who was helplessly rubbing his forehead, spoke up.

"I originally planned to introduce her to you later, but I didn't expect her to come to see you so soon, and in such a way..."

"Huh? Sister Topa, could it be that her identity is...?"

After hearing what Toppa said, some clever people immediately guessed the identity of the person in front of them: a student from another invited academy.

The exchanges between Douluo Peace Company and Star Luo Empire cover various aspects, and in the field of education, they are naturally the two most powerful academies on the Douluo Continent.

Shrek Academy and... Douluo Peace Academy!

Although Douluo Peace Academy has not existed for a very long time, everyone present knows its predecessor: the Sun Moon Royal Soul Master Academy, Shrek Academy's long-standing rival!

However, after the complete destruction of the Sun Moon Federation, the Sun Moon Royal Soul Master Academy was acquired by the company and became its property.

Therefore, compared to the completely independent Shrek Academy, Douluo Peace Academy is influenced by the company in all aspects...

"That's right, she is indeed from Douluo Peace Academy, and like you, she is a student participating in the Star Luo Continent Exchange Conference."

"While she is indeed very strong, her personality... just looking at her like this, you should understand, right?"

After hearing Topa's words, the group once again turned their attention to the beautiful girl named Hoshi in front of them. Looking at her trashy appearance, they immediately understood why Topa turned her head to the side when she spoke... It was truly embarrassing!

On the other hand, if someone as slovenly as him can attend an exchange meeting in the Star Luo Empire, then the strength of Star Luo must be formidable!

"What do you mean by 'like this now'? I've always been like this, okay? And... I'm not just saying that!"

Toppa had already turned his head to the side, but Xingke kept attacking!

Xing threw down the two large bags of trash he was carrying and, as if proposing to his lover, knelt down on one knee in front of the trash can in the lounge.

"Ah—! Your body is so beautiful, I dream of your graceful figure every night!"

"Your jet-black leather jacket accentuates your reflective silver skin, and your mysterious, captivating nature draws me in... So, marry me!"

"You are the most beautiful trash can I've ever seen. Compared to you, the trash cans in Douluo Peace Academy aren't even worthy of carrying my shoes! I swear I will only love you for the rest of my life!"

Xing stared intently at the trash can in front of her, and in that instant, a pink aura filled the entire lounge.

Several people even started rubbing their eyes, wondering if they were hallucinating, because they seemed to really see the trash can blush?

To be honest, they've seen so many marriage proposals to people that they're not bothered at all. Proposals to animals are occasionally a tiny bit surprising, but still understandable…

But they'd never even heard of someone proposing to a trash can!

While it may not be unprecedented, it is certainly unparalleled in the future. It may be the only one of its kind in the entire Douluo Continent... or even the entire universe!

How could this not be shocking?

Whether it was the seven people from Shrek Academy, or Toppa and Wu Changkong, they all looked at Xing with expressions as if he were an idiot... Is this child really not sick?

Even Yao Lan, who was observing from the shadows, did not expect such an outrageous scene to unfold.

This guy... must be my clone, right?

Just as everyone's minds completely went blank, the sound of the door opening abruptly interrupted everything in the room, and even the pink atmosphere that had been permeating the room vanished completely.

"Finally found you! I told you not to wander off!" The pink-haired girl looked at the dirty star and immediately ran over, but when she smelled that scent, she stopped in her tracks.

"Hey! I told you not to rummage through the trash, and you're still doing it? Get over here right now!"

The girl in pink pinched her nose and fanned the air around her in disgust. Although the smell wasn't that strong, her prejudice was much stronger than she had imagined!

"I don't want to! You can't separate me from my lover!" Xing hugged the trash can next to her, looking like she was ready to die.

However, the pink-clad girl seemed to have been prepared for Xing's attitude, and immediately pulled out her bow and arrow... and then angrily shot an arrow!

"ah--!"

After a scream, Xing lay unconscious like a dead dog on the ground, but her hand was still tightly gripping the beautiful trash can.

"I will absolutely...never give up on my love!"

"But what if there are better trash cans on the Star Luo Continent? Would you still want this one?"

"That makes sense, doesn't it?"

"Tsk! What a scumbag!"

Under the verbal barrage from the pink-clad girl, Xing finally relented and was carried out of the lounge by the girl.

However, before leaving, the pink-clad girl still greeted the Shrek group.

"I'm sorry to have caused you trouble. I'll teach her a lesson when I get back! By the way, my name is March 7th. I'm an exchange student going to the Star Luo Continent, just like you. I hope we can get along well in the future!"

After saying that, the two left the Shrek Academy members' sight, but some sounds could still be heard from outside the door...

"Didn't you say I was your lover last time? How come you've suddenly become your dumping ground?"

"Looks like I've been too lenient lately. You won't be getting a good night's rest tonight!"

This series of abstract events left the Shrek team members bewildered for a long time... What on earth is going on here?

(End of this chapter)