Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

Amen.

Beside an open space, Mercury prayed over the chariot and then assimilated it into fine salt.

May this car rest in peace in heaven.

"Alright, now the police won't be able to find us."

"Okay... then." Yuki-onna Shin-fuyu was a little embarrassed.

Not only did they borrow other people's cars, but now they're completely broke.

That's absolutely inhuman.

Fortunately, she is very receptive to change and her moral standards differ from those of humans.

It won't suddenly become an overabundance of saintly compassion.

"You talk the talk, don't you?" Mercury rolled his eyes at her.

Note that we are talking about conscience here.

"Where to next?" Yuki-onna asked, blushing.

If I remember correctly, today is Monday, right?

Is it really possible to not go to school?

"Let's put the things back first."

With the bag slung over his shoulder, Mercury took out his phone and called Yoshimura Eto.

If I remember correctly, she said Coco wanted to see her.

Haha, that's really interesting.

Coco, an ancient figure.

……

"Mercury!"

"Huh? Old Jing?"

As soon as Mercury went upstairs, he encountered Hiratsuka Shizuka blocking the doorway.

She didn't seem to be in a good mood.

"Want a drink?" Mercury waved the bottle in his hand at her. "This is a thirty-year-old vintage. I wouldn't offer it to anyone else."

"Huh? Thank you... No! Don't change the subject!" Hiratsuka Shizuka snapped out of her daze, glanced at him, and then looked at Yuki-onna Miyuki next to him.

"What the hell have you been doing? Don't you know you have school today?! It's only Monday, and you're already spouting this nonsense!"

"Hey, Jing, you need to learn to adapt." Mercury patted her shoulder, then opened the door and put the wine from the bag into the room.

Yuki-onna, also covering her face, passed by and put the things into Mercury's room.

Then he hugged Mercury's head and kissed it before returning to his house.

Only Hiratsuka Shizuka, who witnessed everything, remained, her heart gradually cracking.

"Σ( ° △ °|||)︴"

"This...this...are you two in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship?" Hiratsuka Shizuka asked tremblingly.

She's never been in a relationship.

This guy has already started eating.

And they ate so well!

Mercury raised an eyebrow and handed the 30-year-old vintage to Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Drink first. Drinking cures all ills, including your tendency to overreact."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's gaze was still fixed on the direction of the door where Yuki-onna, Shinfū, had disappeared. Her tone carried a hint of shock and grievance: "You... what you did just now was so blatant! Anyone could have walked by in this hallway at any moment!"

How infuriating! This blatant, disregard for others' feelings during a relationship is something I envy!

Waaaaah!

"There are only three households on the entire fifth floor, who would pass by?" Mercury tilted his head back and took a sip of his drink. "Besides, Old Jing, don't you ever have times like this?"

These words completely broke Hiratsuka Shizuka's defenses. She snatched the wine and placed it on the table.

"What kind of twisted logic is this! And what about Tomie? You're not two-timing her, are you?"

"What are you talking about?" Mercury looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka in confusion. "Nothing happened between Tomie and me."

Upon hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuya realized what was going on.

Yes, they seem to be siblings.

It's all because their usual way of interacting was too much like that of lovers, so she didn't realize it at all.

"Enough of that. I have to go to class tomorrow, or I'll teach you a lesson! Also, I have to go now."

Hiratsuka Shizuka left in a hurry, definitely not because she was on the verge of a breakdown.

Absolutely not!

"This is definitely a breach of defense," Mercury muttered, as his phone suddenly vibrated, displaying the contact name "Xiao Wang" on the screen.

"Mercury, Coco has arrived. She's at the coffee shop in Chiba City," came Eto Yoshimura's voice.

"So fast?" A hint of surprise flashed in Mercury's eyes.

He had barely finished making the call when the guy arranged a meeting place.

It seems they've been waiting for me all along.

……

Inside Angel Cafe.

Coco looked at the young man walking towards her with surprise.

It seems unexpected that the owner of this "weapon" of holy salt would be so young.

Yoshimura Eto, standing to the side, curled the corners of her lips into a smile.

This is exactly the effect she wanted.

"So you're the one looking for me?"

As soon as he entered, Mercury sat down arrogantly and crossed his legs.

On the way here, Yoshimura Eto had already told him the whole story.

Damn, I didn't expect even vampires to appear.

I just don't know which version it is.

Hopefully it won't be too outrageous.

Coco paused, holding her coffee cup, but didn't seem to notice Mercury's arrogant attitude.

He stood up and stretched out his palm.

"Hello, what's your name?"

"You didn't tell her?" Mercury looked at Yoshimura Eto.

This guy is such a fun person.

Yoshimura Eto covered her mouth and chuckled, pushing a piece of cheesecake towards Mercury: "Hehe~ It's good to keep a little mystery between us, right?"

"Tch." Mercury extended his hand and shook it. "Just call me Mercury."

Now the two of them had a basic understanding of each other.

So next, we should discuss cooperation.

……

"Before discussing cooperation, I'd like to know how you obtained this 'Holy Salt'."

Instead of getting straight to the point, Coco probed first.

Although, according to legend, vampires are afraid of salt.

But the reality is that salt is just a seasoning for vampires.

There has never been a case in the world where salt could ward off vampires.

But a small organization in Japan managed to accomplish this.

All of this is truly intriguing.

Upon hearing her question, Mercury and Yoshimura Eto exchanged a glance and laughed simultaneously.

Coco ignored their mockery and continued to leisurely sip her coffee.

"Then I'd like to know if your whole body is as white as your hair, okay?" After laughing for a while, Mercury looked at her and said wickedly.

"It's the same white color~" Coco said without hesitation.

"puff!"

Fangcun Aite, who had just taken a sip of coffee, immediately spat it out.

Mercury couldn't hold back either, and a hint of surprise appeared in his eyes as he looked at Coco.

Is this guy's personality?

The memory is from a long time ago, and I've forgotten many details.

Yoshimura Aite wiped the coffee stains from the corner of his mouth and chuckled, "That's a bit too direct."

Coco put down her coffee cup and said slowly, "We young people should answer every question. I'm setting an example. What, are your secrets less important than the color of my underwear?"

"Heh, panties." Mercury's joking expression vanished, and he tapped his fingertip on the table, instantly turning the corner of the table into fine salt.

Coco: "!!!"