Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

The next day.

Mercury burst into laughter upon hearing about Hachiman Hikigaya's ordeal.

"Hahaha! This is hilarious, so hilarious!"

"I never expected things to turn out like this, hahaha! Is she trying to cosplay Sato? Hahahaha!"

"This change is really... really exciting! Hahahaha!"

Ignoring the stares of everyone in the classroom, Mercury put his arm around Hachiman Hikigaya's shoulder and laughed so hard he could barely keep his head down.

The orphanage is teeming with talented people: half-humans, cosplaying the big boss of Parasyte, SSS-class ghouls, world-destroying calamities, and even Natsume, the king of all demons, can cosplay.

He was unaware that the orphanage also housed Juuzou Suzuya, the future strongest human in the CCG.

The only one who seems normal is Hoshino Ai.

Is the old director cosplaying as Arkham Asylum?

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Thinking of this, Mercury laughed again.

"Hey, keep your voice down," Hachiman Hikigaya whispered a reminder.

Seeing the angry glares directed at him from the crowd around him, he awkwardly covered his face.

As for why we shouldn't criticize Mercury, the culprit?

Who would bother with a scoundrel for no reason, especially one whose behavior is even worse than that of a thug?

"Hey, you! Can you stop laughing so loudly!"

"Wow, someone actually dares to mess with this guy?"

Looking at Yamato from the popular group who had stood up, Hachiman Hikigaya's gaze was filled with pity.

Why did you have to mess with him?

"Hey, Yamato, what are you doing?"

Hubu Xiang, who was standing nearby, quickly pulled him back.

This guy is really blinded by love. And that Tomie, she doesn't look like a good person at all.

Yet there are still so many fools who are willing to be lapdogs.

Yamato abruptly shook off Tobe Sho's hand, his cheeks flushed red, his eyes filled with jealous rage.

"Leave me alone! This guy's laughing so arrogantly, how am I supposed to attend my morning class!"

He said that, but what he really thought was...

Why can he act with impunity in the classroom?

Why is it that he can get along so well with Tomie?

Why shouldn't that person be myself?

Why should I?!

Upon hearing this, Hubu Xiang said no more.

Anyway, I won't be the one who suffers.

He rushed to Mercury, and when he met Mercury's gaze, which suddenly stopped laughing, his mind instantly cleared.

"Oh? Did my loud laughter bother you?" Mercury asked.

He's just a sycophant; I can't even be bothered with him.

Hachiman Hikigaya sighed inwardly, thinking to himself that things were over.

Beside him, as the leader of the "normie group," Hayato Hayama reluctantly stood up from his seat, grabbed Yamato's arm tightly, and hurriedly apologized.

"Sorry, sorry, Yamato is just in a bad mood."

Hayato Hayama was still trying to smooth things over, but Yamato was blinded by jealousy and pride.

He caught a glimpse of Tomie looking at him from not far away, her eyes seemingly filled with encouragement.

This instantly emboldened him, and he roared at Mercury, "You're in my way! You have to apologize! Otherwise I..."

"Go to hell!"

Before he could finish speaking, Mercury kicked him in the stomach.

He flew backward, his body hunched over like a rag doll, and crashed heavily into the desk in the back row.

He was curled up on the ground, clutching his stomach, his face as pale as paper, unable to even utter a complete syllable in his groan.

The classroom fell silent instantly; everyone was stunned by the sudden violence.

Mercury withdrew his foot, his tone full of impatience: "In a bad mood? Why didn't your mother send you back to the nanny to stay for a few more years when you were in a bad mood?"

Ye Shan's face instantly turned ugly. He wanted to step forward, but as soon as he took a step, he met Mercury's eyes.

"Sorry... I'll take him to the infirmary." Hayama gritted his teeth, dragging the limp Yamato out of the classroom in a disheveled state.

Hobu Sho opened his mouth, but in the end said nothing and followed with his head down.

"Sigh." Hachiman Hikigaya sighed.

He knew it would turn out this way.

Hopefully, that guy won't do anything stupid again.

Otherwise, I really would die.

……

"Honestly, my good mood has been completely ruined, and you're partly to blame, Tomie."

Mercury, sitting back in his seat, complained.

This guy is completely captivated by Tomie.

Of course, the situation isn't serious; he's just a super simp.

If you break his penis and sell his two kidneys for money, he won't be so hormonal.

"This has nothing to do with me; it's his own fault for sticking his neck out."

Tomie turned around and looked at Mercury with a smile.

"Tch, do you think I didn't see you stirring things up?"

"Hehe, this is quite interesting, the feeling of manipulating this clown."

"Then you'd better be careful, lest you get dismembered one day."

Mercury kindly offered a reminder.

"Dismembering this beautiful girl, haha, that's just too ridiculous."

Tomie didn't take those words to heart at all.

Dismember this beautiful girl?

Don't make your sister Jiang laugh.

Who has the guts? Who has the resolve?

However, if this situation were to actually occur...

"You will come to protect me, won't you, Mercury?"

Tomie pinched Mercury's cheek and said with a charming smile.

"Heh, didn't you bring this on yourself?"

Mercury grabbed her hand and retorted irritably.

"So you'll come and protect me?" Tomie asked.

The two completely ignored everyone else, including the teacher who had just come in.

Upon seeing that it was these two people, the teacher didn't say anything more.

He started lecturing on his own.

Why did your panda eyes heal so quickly?

"You're starting to change the subject, aren't you? How dishonest."

"Who knows?"

Mercury lay on the table, ignoring Tomie.

He should have just said he wouldn't go to rescue them, right?

"Hmph~" Tomie chuckled happily.