Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

"Achoo~"

Yoshimura Eto, who was discussing smuggling business with the arms queen, suddenly sneezed.

I had a bad feeling.

"How about it? We only want 30% of the profits from this salt, and we'll provide you with smuggling services, plus even more powerful weapons."

Coco blinked as she looked at the Bronze Tree King with bandages wrapped around his neck.

"You know, those weapons that make a 'bang' sound~"

"Hehe..." Yoshimura Aite gave a forced, insincere laugh.

They'll provide us with more powerful weaponry, but we'll still have to buy it with our money.

This shows they accurately predicted our current predicament at Aluminum Tree.

But now we have no choice but to accept it, even if it means refusing to admit it.

Who told them, the Bronze Tree, to need a deterrent effect right now?

"make a deal."

"It's a pleasure working with you."

……

"Mercury! I need an explanation!"

In the office of Soubu High School, Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at the nonchalant guy in front of her, her anger rising to her head.

She has been a teacher for so many years and has never seen a student like this before!

They've practically thrown the school rules into the toilet!

"You've seen it now, haven't you?" Mercury chuckled softly.

"Don't give me that nonsense. It's not even been a month since school started! Skipping class, asking for leave, not replying to messages—have you even opened your books?"

The more I talked, the angrier she got.

This is downright self-degradation!

This is absolutely unacceptable to her!

"Yes, yes, yes~ Lao Jing, are you going through menopause?"

Shizu Hiratsuka: 「(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻」

"What did you say?!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka stood up and plucked a hair from Mercury's head.

"I now strongly suspect that you are a parasite transformed from a beast."

As she spoke, Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly sensed that something was wrong.

Although it's a bit infuriating now, it's really quite normal compared to before.

This is so normal it's abnormal!

There must be something that I haven't noticed.

As they spoke, they began to circle around him.

After a while, he realized what was wrong with the guy in front of him.

"You didn't drink today?"

"What kind of stereotype is that?" Mercury said speechlessly, "I had a good venting session yesterday, and I've decided to abstain from alcohol for a week... three days... one day!"

It would have been better if he hadn't mentioned it, because the more Mercury talked about it, the more his craving for alcohol seemed to kick in.

That feeling of not having to think about anything, escaping reality, feeling dizzy, as if the whole world is spinning.

It fascinated him.

"Ah, you've grown up."

Mercury: "...Old Jing, admit it, you've become an old lady."

boom!

As if he had touched an ancient taboo, Hiratsuka Shizuka instantly flew into a rage and threw a punch at Mercury.

Just then, the office door opened.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, I'm looking for..."

Before she could finish speaking, Yukino Yukinoshita felt a tremendous force pulling her towards it.

Then I felt like I'd been punched in the stomach by a gorilla.

A second bloom~

"Hmm!"

A sharp pain instantly swept through her abdomen. Yukino Yukinoshita bent over abruptly, pressing her hands tightly against her lower abdomen, her face turning ashen.

"Old Jing, that punch you landed on her, it looks like it's going to kill her!"

"Yukino! Are you alright!" Realizing she had hit the wrong person again, Hiratsuka Shizuka quickly helped Yukino Yukinoshita up.

Even though she was trembling with pain, Yukino Yukinoshita bit her lip and whispered, "Hiratsuka-sensei... I'm alright..."

"Nothing's wrong, my foot!" Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice was unusually tense as she hurriedly helped her to the sofa.

"I'll go get the painkillers. Keep an eye on her."

"OK~"

Mercury crouched down beside her, looking her in the eye. "Can you stand up? If it hurts a lot, give me 100,000 and I'll take you to the infirmary."

Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head, and it took her a while to finally lift her head. Her eyes were a little watery, but she still looked at Mercury stubbornly.

"I'm here to talk to Hiratsuka-sensei about club activities. But you, as the president of Shinwa Rensho, seem to have only been to the club once before."

Even though she was in so much pain that she was sweating profusely, she didn't forget her "duty".

Or rather, they didn't forget to maintain a proper distance from others in the most appropriate way.

Mercury raised an eyebrow and clicked his tongue: "Oh, the president of a company is just a figurehead, making the people below work themselves to death."

Seeing that Yukino Yukinoshita could still breathe and speak, he stood up.

She sat down in Hiratsuka Shizuka's chair, took out her bento box, and started eating.

Because of Tomie, he had no money for breakfast again this morning.

Fortunately, there are ready-made ones here.

All that's left is for Hiratsuka Shizuka to suffer.

"Phew~"

Yukino Yukinoshita finally caught her breath, her voice still weak, and said sarcastically, "You haven't even gotten the key to the clubroom, have you? Or are you planning to burn through the budget with alcohol?"

"Hmm...you didn't drink today?"

As she spoke, her voice suddenly filled with surprise.

His eyes widened as if he had witnessed something unbelievable.

Stereotypes x2.

"Sigh~" Mercury sighed, "The more you say that, the more I can't help myself..."

"you……"

"Hey, that's my lunchbox."

Just as Yukino Yukinoshita was about to say something, Shizuka Hiratsuka returned with a medicine bottle.

She immediately saw Mercury picking up her favorite fried chicken nugget and putting it into her mouth, and her face darkened even more.

"Ah, Jing, don't be so stingy." Mercury ate quickly, casually turning the lunchbox around. "Look, it's all gone~"

"That was my only meal for lunch!"

"Tsk, teachers should have the demeanor of teachers." He crossed his legs and casually tossed the empty lunchbox into the trash can. "Besides, why eat so much during menopause?"

……

Unsurprisingly, Mercury was kicked out.

"Tsk, just another everyday occurrence~ Cherish it♪♪♪~"

He leisurely returned to the classroom of Class 1-E, scanned the seats, and finally landed on Hachiman Hikigaya, who was sitting against the wall.

"Hey." Mercury walked over and patted him on the shoulder. "Dead fish eyes, cherish your daily life."

His eyes were filled with pity.

He learned something from Yoshimura Aite yesterday.

One can only say that he truly deserves to be the protagonist.

It's easy to get attention.

So enviable (◔◡◔).

"What do you mean?" Hachiman Hikigaya closed the book and looked at him.

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"There are always some unexpected situations. By the way, you joined Xinhe and Liansheng, right?"

As for how the emergency occurred, that's none of your business.

Hachiman Hikigaya nodded.

He did indeed sign a membership application form from Ms. Hiratsuka.

Although in his view, this was not much different from a contract of servitude.

"A wise choice." Mercury patted him on the shoulder again. "Cherish your life now."

After saying that, he ignored Hachiman Hikigaya's flustered expression and sat back down in his seat.

……