Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

"Are we just leaving like this?"

On the way back, Tomie said with a displeased look on her face.

She was sleeping soundly when Mercury dragged her out of bed.

I'm still hungry.

"Otherwise what? It's too awkward to eat together."

"I don't care, hurry up and buy me some food."

"Wait."

After saying that, Mercury walked to the shopping mall in front.

After a while, he came out carrying a bag.

"for you."

Tomie looked at it with a disgusted expression, took out the sandwich inside, and took a big bite.

"What a piece of junk! Couldn't you buy something hot? Cold bread is choking."

"Eat it or don't, it's up to you."

After giving Tomie a sarcastic remark, he took out a drink and started drinking.

A liquor with an alcohol content of over 30 degrees is perfect for rinsing your mouth in the morning.

The burning sensation in his throat made him squint his eyes in comfort.

"Hmph, one day I'll make you kneel down and lick my toes."

"A toad pretending to be a frog—ugly but clever."

"It's your honor!"

Tomie glared at him, then took out the hot milk from the bag, poked open the straw, and took a big gulp.

The warm liquid slid down my throat, finally relieving the emptiness in my stomach.

She glanced at Mercury's empty hand, frowned, and handed him the sandwich that had barely been bitten.

"Thank you, I won't eat your saliva."

Mercury glanced at it and continued drinking.

"I told you, it's your honor." Tomie stuffed the sandwich into his mouth.

Seeing that Mercury's mouth was puffed out like a hamster's, he nodded in satisfaction.

Mercury did not resist, letting Tomie stuff his mouth full of the sticky stuff.

After swallowing the food in his mouth, he said, "Disgusting."

Tomie laughed so hard her eyes crinkled, and deliberately waved the empty milk carton in front of him: "Disgusting, yet you swallowed it so quickly? Your body is quite honest, isn't it?"

Mercury shifted slightly to the side, his Adam's apple bobbing, and he took another swig of liquor to mask the taste: "Next time I'll spit it in your face."

"Hehe." Tomie raised an eyebrow, then suddenly noticed a half-tissue sticking out of his coat pocket. She reached out and snatched it, pulling out a tissue to roughly wipe the bread crumbs from the corner of his mouth.

"You eat so badly, like you've never eaten before."

Her fingers brushed against his chin unintentionally, carrying a slightly cool temperature.

Mercury didn't say anything, but simply moved the bottle behind him.

That's very unusual.

Tomie is acting very strangely today.

Is she planning to seduce him and then humiliate him severely?

Tomie didn't notice his odd behavior. She continued eating the rest of her sandwich, her steps becoming lighter, muttering to herself, "Next time you buy me this kind of poor man's food, I'll replace all your alcohol with sugar water and let you drink your fill."

Mercury followed behind her, watching her swaying hair, a faint smile curving his lips: "Heh, then you'd better be a little more robust."

Tomie stopped abruptly, turned around and glared at him: "What do you mean?"

"Have you ever seen a fist the size of a sandbag?" Mercury slowly put away the bottle and changed the subject.

"If we don't leave now, we won't be able to get into the school gate later."

Tomie then belatedly glanced at the time and threw the things in her hand away.

"Tch, so what if I'm late? Does Hiratsuka Shizuka dare to hit me?"

She didn't quicken her pace at all, continuing to walk slowly and gracefully.

Mercury dodged to the side, letting the cardboard box fall to the ground and roll a few times.

He said, with a hint of ambiguity, "Confidence is a good habit."

For other teachers, Tomie might just say a few words and move on.

But Hiratsuka Shizuka...

I guess I'll have to experience the power of her iron fist.

……

Zongwu High School, Class E.

Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was in the middle of a Japanese language class, was suddenly interrupted by the sound of the door opening.

"Secret Marseille~ Because I was helping an old lady cross the street, I got lost at the crossroads of my life~♪♬"

As the classroom door was pushed open, so too did Mercury's song-like, utterly unapology resound.

Tomie, standing behind him, walked in even more arrogantly, without even glancing at Hiratsuka Shizuka.

He sat back down in his seat very naturally.

The air in the classroom froze instantly, the sound of turning pages in the Chinese textbook stopped abruptly, and all the students' eyes were fixed on the two of them.

Hiratsuka Shizuka paused in her hand holding the chalk, and the chalk stub fell onto the blackboard with a "thud".

He slowly turned around, his eyes so cold they could freeze the air, staring at Mercury's drunken face.

This isn't helping an old lady cross the street; it's more like they're having a drink together!

Taking a deep breath and suppressing his anger, he said, "Helping an old lady? So you've switched to the compassionate route now?"

Mercury said with a "righteous" expression, "Teacher, helping others is a virtue, and the crossroads of life are full of unknowns."

He walked to his seat as he spoke, everything was so natural.

"Let's continue the lesson!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka said something with a forced smile.

……

The morning class had just ended when a heavy thud came from the podium as something fell to the ground.

Hiratsuka Shizuka crossed her arms, her gaze sweeping over Tomie and Mercury with an undisguised sense of oppression.

"You two, come to my office."

As soon as he finished speaking, whispers and gloating glances filled the classroom.

A significant number of students disliked the two, especially Tomie.

There were quite a few female students among them.

Tomie remained composed as she slowly stood up: "Hiratsuka-sensei, is there something you need?"

"You'll know when we get there. Just bring Mercury with you." Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't waste any more words and turned to walk towards her office.

"snort."

With a cold laugh, Tomie pulled up Mercury, who had slept through the entire class.

……

In the office, Hiratsuka Shizuka sat down behind her desk, took out a cigarette, and lit it.

He took a drag of his cigarette, slowly exhaled a smoke ring, and glanced at the two of them.

"It's only been a few days since school started! Late, skipping school, and cheating classmates out of money."

Hiratsuka Shizuka took another deep drag of her cigarette, not giving the two a chance to refute, and continued, "Didn't you want to create Helian Sheng? Perfect, just merge it with Yukino's club."

Upon hearing this, Mercury regained his senses considerably and slowly said, "I still have a bet with her, and I'm almost won~"

"Being late, skipping class, truancy, drinking..."

"How scary! Teacher, are you threatening me?"

What do you think?

Hiratsuka Shizuka clenched her fist with a hostile look in her eyes.

If you dare to utter a single word of refusal, don't blame her for being ruthless.

In fact, if these two hadn't been "special students," she would have punched them long ago.

Mercury raised an eyebrow, tapping his fingertips lightly on the edge of the table. His tone remained casually teasing, but he didn't press the issue further: "A merger is fine, but the bet must stand. The loser has to grant the winner one request."

"Stop talking nonsense." Hiratsuka Shizuka clenched her fist, her knuckles cracking.

"If I remember correctly, the bet was that whoever recruits four people first gets the club room, and the loser joins the other's club. There were no conditions involved."

"Alright, alright, I'm getting old, but my memory isn't bad. I guess I win this time. What's the club's name?"

Upon hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuka was also in a dilemma.

Although the two have a bad reputation, they still have some infatuated fans, so recruiting four people is not difficult at all.

She also struggled with deciding on a name for the club.

"Huh? Wait, weren't you just now...?"

Before Hiratsuka Shizuka could finish speaking, a fist came flying at her.

"Don't bring up a woman's age, you rascal!"

"Holy crap!"

Seeing the fist coming at him, Mercury immediately pulled Tomie to be his shield.

A fist the size of a sandbag landed squarely on Tomie's stomach.

Now she truly understood what a fist the size of a sandbag meant.

Tomie: "(꒪⌓꒪)"

"this……"

When Hiratsuka Shizuka realized she had called the wrong person, she panicked and was about to take her to the infirmary.

Then they saw that Mercury had already hoisted her onto his shoulders.

"Teacher, I took him to the infirmary, and also..."

Seeing Hiratsuka Shizuka's flustered expression, Mercury continued, "How about we call this club..."

"Shinho wins again!"