Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

"Yohohohoyohohoho♬♬"

"Bringing Binks's liquor to your side ♬♪♪~"

"Like the sea breeze, riding the waves as it pleases ♬♬♬~"

"..."

Goodbye, Silk Road Harbor♪♪♪~

Let's sing a song, the song of departure ♬♪♪~

"Golden waves and silver waves also transformed into splashing water ♬♬~"

The mornings at Ye Ye Mu Apartment were filled with disturbing noises.

Mercury, being dragged along by Tomie, held a bottle of liquor in one hand and a microphone in the other.

A voice that was otherwise decent, under the influence of alcohol, turned into ear-piercing noise, ravaging all the residents of the apartment building.

"Hahaha! Tomie, I've discovered that Fujiwara Daichi is really... really good, he actually managed to get his hands on such a good thing."

Mercury shook the bottle in his hand, his eyes glazed over as he watched the dark yellowish-brown liquid sway.

Alcohol plus alcohol plus the Water of Life = Mercury's Noble Phantasm.

"Come on, keep singing, let's row our oars♪♪~~, the little boat cuts through the waves♬~~~"

"Shut up right now!"

Tomie impatiently muted his microphone manually.

She's been singing the whole way since she got back, and her ears have been tortured the whole time.

I really want to just leave you on the ground and ignore you.

Tomie said something disdainfully, and the next second, Mercury in her arms was snatched away by another figure.

"If you don't care, I will."

The Snow Woman, Shen Dong, leaned against the door in the dead of winter, wearing pajamas and holding Mercury in one arm.

He glared at Tomie with an unfriendly look.

She actually dragged her baby up so roughly; she really is an evil woman.

Mercury leaned against the Snow Woman's deep winter chest, and the chill emanating from her body actually made him more clear-headed.

"Ah...Mama, deep winter, eat Nana~"

He snuggled into Yuki-onna's arms like a large dog that had found a summer retreat, his cheek rubbing against her cool pajamas.

"Wait, baby, not now."

Snow Woman, in the depths of winter, regretfully held his head up to prevent him from burrowing into her pajamas.

"Give him to me!" Tomie grabbed Mercury's hair and pulled him back from the soft thunder.

Mercury, who had been pulled back, spoke with obvious dissatisfaction.

She muttered incoherently, "Tomie, you should learn how to enlarge your breasts from Fuyumi's mom, or I'll starve."

"You big jerk!" Tomie angrily punched him.

Mercury clutched his head, instinctively muttering, "I'll give your mother a rude greeting!"

Tomie's temples were throbbing with veins, feeling as if all the gentleness she had shown along the way had been wasted on feeding dogs.

He forced a smile and said, "Say that again?"

"I'm going to fire a cannonball into your backyard, you stupid groundhog, allow me to attack your spawn point."

Snow Woman in Deep Winter: "..."

"hehe……"

Tomie grabbed him by the collar, trying to pull him back, but this time Yuki-onna Miyu stopped her.

"504 is currently occupied."

"What?"

……

Apartment 504.

Chika Fujiwara was fast asleep, sprawled on the living room floor, with a dozen empty coffee cans and a handheld game console still playing cartoons scattered around her.

The singing voice came up from downstairs, penetrating the walls.

"♪Let's row our oars~ Our little boat cuts through the waves~♪"

Fujiwara Chika rolled over and covered her ears with a pillow.

"Who is it, disturbing the peace so early in the morning..."

She mumbled incoherently, then suddenly remembered something and sat up abruptly.

"Oh, right! We're at Mercury's house now!"

She quickly shook the people next to her awake.

"Kaguya, Hayasaka, Sylvie, wake up!"

Kaguya, shaken awake, opened her eyes groggily, her hair disheveled, her usual impeccable demeanor as a young lady completely gone.

"...Chika? What happened...?"

Her voice was hoarse, still carrying the languid sleepiness of someone who had just woken up.

"We're staying at Mercury's house!"

Kaguya Shinomiya paused hesitantly for a moment, then asked, "So what?"

"That means he didn't come back all night!"

These words made Kaguya Shinomiya freeze for three seconds. She suddenly sat up straight and looked around in a panic.

"Haasaka!"

"Good morning, young lady." Hayasaka Ai came out of the kitchen carrying four lunches.

"You're up so early?"

"You didn't sleep all night, young lady."

Kaguya Shinomiya: "I'm sorry."

"It's okay, I'm used to it." Hayasaka Ai said calmly, as if staying up late like this had become a daily routine.

Where did Sylvie go?

"Over there."

Hayasaka Ai opened the door to Sylvie's room, and what came into view was that small figure sitting in a gaming chair.

This is different from how I felt while playing games last night.

At this moment, she seemed more like a grumpy younger sister.

……

Room 503.

Yukino Yukinoshita sat by the window, her black hair falling over her shoulders, holding a cup of black tea that had gone cold.

The singing from downstairs drifted up intermittently, mixed with Tomie's cursing and the sound of something breaking.

She put down her teacup and glanced at the time.

6:13 AM.

"Sigh~"

Yukino Yukinoshita sighed and took out a pair of earplugs from the drawer.

After putting it on, the world finally became quiet.

She picked up the book again and looked at the pages.

But before she could look for long, another vibration came from next door.

It sounded like someone had kicked the door open hard.

……

"Bang!!!"

The door to room 504 was kicked open, and Tomie grabbed Mercury by the back of his collar and dragged him into the room, her eyes coldly fixed on the three people in the living room.

Three pairs of eyes in the living room simultaneously fell on Tomie.

Fujiwara Chika looked at the two of them curiously, her eyes sparkling with gossip.

She glanced at Kaguya Shinomiya every now and then, and quietly moved to the side.

Kaguya Shinomiya sat upright in her chair, looking directly at Tomie with a calm yet suppressed gaze.

A cry from the depths of my soul arose within me.

"Is this Tomie? Why is she so close to Mercury? The records say they're siblings, right?"

"Where's Hayasaka? What's he saying?! This is so awkward!"

Hayasaka Ai ignored the young lady's gaze the whole time, standing aside, holding a cup of tea, her expression completely unmoved.

She had anticipated this situation.