Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

On the Pacific Ocean.

The goat-headed demon, carrying a slug the size of a bison, flew at breakneck speed.

He put in all his strength to get there as quickly as possible.

Unfortunately, the companion in her arms grew weaker and weaker.

Even their bodies have shrunk by more than one size.

"Old Ma! Hang in there! We just need to recover some of the curses!"

"Baphomet..."

"Old Ma!"

"Baphomet..."

"Old Ma!"

"Baphomet... why don't you take a plane...?"

Upon hearing this, the ram-headed demon, who was already feeling grieving, shattered the emotions he had painstakingly cultivated.

"You fucking—"

He glared at the slug in his arms through gritted teeth: "Do you think I don't want to fly?!"

"Then why not sit down...?"

"Because you're a slug!" Baphomet roared in despair. "What airline would let a slug fly? And you're about to die, can't you stop focusing on something so weird?!"

"...Shipment is available."

"Screw your cargo!" Baphomet was so angry his wings trembled. "We would have flown over here already!"

"Oh……"

"I... sigh!"

Baphomet took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

"Can you still sense your exact location?"

"No," the slug replied weakly. "I don't even have the strength to kill anymore... My strength is draining away..."

Baphomet fell silent.

He looked down at his companion in his arms, his eyes filled with complex emotions.

Qilaima, the slug demon, has been in the real world for less than half a year, and she is already so weak that she has difficulty even speaking.

"Old Ma, hang in there, we'll be there soon. Once we remove the curse, we'll retreat."

The slug demon remained silent for a moment.

"Baphumie".

"Um?"

"If I were a woman, I would want to marry you."

"Ugh! Don't disgust me, you genderless creature! Ugh!"

Under the moonlight, the goat-headed demon vomited as it flew unsteadily.

……

Osaka city sewer.

"Ugh~"

Akira Mado turned pale and covered her mouth, trying to suppress the urge to vomit.

The environment in the sewers was far worse than she had imagined.

The narrow passageway was filled with a pungent stench; rotting food, excrement, and the corpse of some unknown entity were mixed together, emitting a suffocating, fishy smell.

The walls were covered with sticky moss and mold, and there was sewage right next to them. Every step you took, you could smell a disgusting stench.

What's even more unsettling is the occasional rustling or crawling sound in the darkness, whether it's a mouse or something else, I don't know.

"Uncle Marude... are you sure we can find it?" Akira Mado's voice trembled.

Maruto turned on his flashlight, the beam cleaving a path through the darkness. "That should work. The Nine-Tailed Fox team was last seen in this area. Surveillance footage shows they went into the sewers."

"See, we've found it."

Marutei pointed his flashlight at a mark above the sewer.

Slime trails stretched from the wall into the darkness.

"See that!" Marude Sai patted Mado Akira's shoulder smugly. "That's experience! You're still green!"

"Yes, yes, Uncle Marude is the best." Akira Mado echoed weakly, her face still pale.

"Hahaha." Seeing Mado Akira becoming more and more lively, Marude Sai was genuinely happy.

Finally, I can give my old friend an explanation.

"Let's go, follow the trail, she can't have gone far."

……

The two continued along the trail of slime.

The sewers were getting deeper and deeper, and the air was getting increasingly polluted.

The beam of the flashlight swayed in the darkness, illuminating a series of branching paths.

"Wait." Marude suddenly stopped and squatted down to carefully examine the marks on the ground.

"No, these marks... there's more than one, there's also a giant slug that hasn't been cleaned up."

There were also other people's footprints nearby, so someone may have arrived before them.

Marutei pressed down on the box, donned the Quinque Armor, and continued forward, this time with even greater vigilance.

Akira Mado followed suit.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, I could faintly hear a hoarse sound ahead.

"Contact Arima." Marude frowned and strode forward.

"Yes!" Akira Mado hurriedly used the emergency communication.

Just then, a violent commotion suddenly arose from the darkness ahead.

Immediately afterwards, a figure darted out from the depths of the passage and pounced straight at them!

"Be careful!"

Marude Sai suddenly drew his quinque machine gun and aimed it at the figure.

He froze when the flashlight shone on him.

That's not a monster.

is a person.

To be precise, he was a guard.

His face was filled with terror as he ran towards them with all his might.

"I knew the city's guards were gone," Marude Sai breathed a sigh of relief.

The fact that so many guards could be mobilized clearly indicates that some high-ranking official intervened.

It seems their goal was correct.

But now is not the time to think about these things.

Behind the guard, a dense crawling sound came from the darkness.

Countless giant slugs are swarming towards this side.

The ones at the very front were still wearing guard uniforms.

"It's a giant slug!" Akira Mado exclaimed.

A glimmer of hope flashed in the guard's eyes when he saw them.

"Help...help me..."

……

At this very moment, at the entrance to the passage where Marude and his companion went down.

The mute cat sisters were squatting at the sewer opening, their eyes full of confusion.

Should we go down or not?

It smelled terrible inside. As we all know, cats are clean animals, so this was quite a challenge for them.

Chiu Chiu lay on the drain opening, her nose twitching, her whole face scrunched up.

Bangbang went even further, vomiting it out.

The two exchanged a glance and shook their heads in unison.

It stinks.

[Can't get in.]

But the pet owner's reward is inside...

【So what should we do? (´;︵;`)】

Bangbang's eyes suddenly lit up as he enlarged the lettering on the wooden board.

[Wait! Wait until they bring the stuff out! Then rob them!]

Chiu Chiu thought for a moment, nodded in agreement, then took out a small dried fish from her pocket and began to squat down and guard the sewer opening.

Bangbang followed suit, taking out a small dried fish as well, and the two sisters squatted at the entrance of the cave.

Occasionally, a breeze would blow by, bringing with it the stench of the sewers, and the two of them would cover their noses.

【It stinks...(╥_╥)】

[Hold on, for the sake of the amazing pet owner!]