Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

After school.

Teachers' office.

Hachiman Hikigaya stood in front of the door.

"Hachiman, there's still a chance to escape."

Seeing that there was no one in the corridor, Migi simply stopped pretending and poked his head out from Hachiman Hikigaya's collar.

It looks exactly like a meat strip with eyes.

"There's no way to avoid it." Hachiman Hikigaya swallowed hard and nervously pushed open the door to go inside.

……

Unbeknownst to Hachiman Hikigaya, two heads peeked out from around the corner of the corridor.

It was Tomie and Mercury who had followed them.

"Hey, are you kidding me? Why are we following that reclusive guy?"

"I didn't ask you to come; you insisted on coming yourself," Mercury said helplessly.

He just wanted to see the famous scene and maybe extort some money from the incident.

He had no intention of bringing anyone else along.

"Shut up, I can do whatever I want." Tomie lowered her voice and placed one hand on Mercury's head.

He stroked his head.

He, meanwhile, stared intently in the direction of the office.

"Then why don't you perform a crescent moon in the sky? No, it should be a crescent moon in the earth."

"What?"

Tomie clearly didn't know what this was.

However, it doesn't sound like anything nice.

"It's nothing, I'll explain later. Hurry up and follow."

"snort."

……

Inside the office.

Ryoko Tamiya sat in a chair, watching her fellow human beings walk in.

There was a moment of silence.

"A right hand, the parasitism failed?" Tamiya Ryoko suddenly asked, without any beating around the bush.

Hachiman's heart sank. He instinctively wanted to deny it, but his right hand involuntarily went into battle mode.

It transformed into a sharp, eye-like weapon, aimed at Tamiya Ryoko.

"Hello, you can also call me Xiao You."

"An interesting combination, even their names follow a pet-themed pattern."

Tamiya Ryoko tapped her fingertips lightly on the table, her gaze sweeping over Hachiman Hikigaya's tense profile before finally settling on the "right-hand blade" that gleamed with a cold light.

"A failed parasitism attempt that still achieved symbiosis—an excellent experimental subject." She slowly pulled open the drawer, revealing a metal plate inside.

"This locator—either wear it now, or... die."

As soon as she finished speaking, half of Tamiya Yoshiko's head split open, transforming into countless sharp blades.

Xiao You's blade tensed instantly, like a bristling Hakimi.

"What if I refuse?"

Just as the two parasites were about to clash, Hachiman Hikigaya spoke up.

Suppressing the fear in my heart, my back was already soaked with sweat.

A hint of surprise flashed in Tamiya Ryoko's eyes, but she maintained her calm tone: "This is not a request, it's an order."

Just as Hachiman Hikigaya was hesitating about whether to reach out, the office door suddenly opened.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of a cell phone taking a picture could be heard.

Click click click!

"Tsk tsk tsk~ Look what I found, oh my god, two monsters~"

"Who?!" Tamiya Ryoko instantly retracted her deformed head and stared coldly at the doorway.

Standing at the door was Tomie, laughing hysterically.

Behind him is Mercury, smiling and taking pictures with his phone.

"Wow, these days teachers and students don't even bother to hide their mischief anymore?" Mercury waved his phone, reassuringly adding, "But don't worry, I'm a loyal friend. How can I not get a good price for this kind of big news?"

This move completely stunned Hachiman Hikigaya.

Brother, don't you realize what's going on?

There are two monsters here, and you just barged in like that?

And even taking photos to threaten people?

Are you really not afraid of death?!

"I never expected the new teacher to be such a monster, hahaha, this is hilarious." Tomie covered her mouth, her tone laced with sarcasm.

"A bunch of monsters coming to the human world to beg for food, how hilarious."

Clang! Clang! Clang!

"Huh? A ghoul? No, wait..."

Tamiya Ryoko's eyes widened in surprise as she looked at Mercury, who had blocked her attack.

It retracted its split head.

The whip-like attack organ on top had several holes punched in it, and fine salt was slowly oozing out.

What is that?

Ryoko Tamiya, who considers herself erudite and has been frantically absorbing human knowledge, raised a question for the first time.

"That attack was completely blocked by that student, and in an instant, he used some unknown method to corrode a portion of his own flesh, turning it into tiny salt particles."

"Not a ghoul, more like a superpower from human fantasy..."

"We should intensify our search for special humans; perhaps that can change the parasites' awkward situation."

Before she could even open her mouth to reconcile, Tomie roared in anger.

"You bastard, were you trying to kill me just now! You idiot! Don't you know that my beauty is a treasure of the world?!"

Tamiya Ryoko: "???"

"I can't understand it."

Tamiya Ryoko once again expressed her inner doubts, unable to explain this behavior.

Is it anger after being attacked?

Not quite.

"Hmph, you bastard, Mercury, kill her! Kill this wretched thing!" Tomie ordered without any politeness.

His tone carried a natural sense of superiority.

"Hahaha, it's a deal. Either pay up to save your life, or you die."

Mercury ripped off his shredded shirt.

When that whip, as sharp as steel, struck him, it instantly turned into fine salt.

If there hadn't been so little time, they could have followed the route and completely corroded her.

"Hey, you two, who exactly are you?"

Recovering from the shock of the scene, Hachiman Hikigaya, standing to the side, broke out in a cold sweat and spoke in a very low voice.

He stared intently at Tamiya Ryoko's head, which had folded back into its original, uneven shape, and his heart felt like it was about to burst out of his chest.

Xiao You's blade was still trembling slightly, but this time it was aimed at the two people who had entered.

Tomie, however, paid no attention to his question and didn't even glance at him, continuing to play with her phone.

boom!

Ryoko Tamiya figured out some of the logic and slammed the bank card from her wallet onto the table.

"There's 200 million in this card, the PIN is ******. If needed, I can sell my house and car. Is that enough?"

Upon hearing that there were 200 million, Mercury's eyes lit up, and he instantly grabbed the bank card.

"He almost killed me just now, and you're just going to let her go like this?"

When Tomie saw that Mercury actually had the bank card in his hand, she immediately became dissatisfied.

She almost killed me just now.

As a result, this brat turned around and accepted the money.

What a fake sibling relationship!

Mercury put the bank card in his pocket and said with a smile, "I'm just doing my job, but this money is enough to buy your life, not the video."

"Oh, and I also know that you parasites can change faces at will, but even if you change bodies, you still have to pay for this video."

"This body's family still has some assets, which will be delivered to you in a week."

Without hesitation, I chose to pay.

Establishing a relationship with this powerful "superpowered" individual might bring unexpected benefits.

"Then, shall we have a pleasant collaboration?" Mercury extended his hand.

Out of instinct, Tamiya Ryoko grasped it.

Then he realized something was wrong.

He was about to cut off his arm, but it was too late.

"Farewell, Yoshiko Tamiya."

Mercury maintained his smile as he watched the salt assimilate at a visible rate.