Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

"No way! You want me to help those bloodsuckers for free? Are you kidding me!"

General Military Academy, Teachers' Office.

Mercury pointed excitedly at Yukino Yukinoshita standing to the side.

"Can you even speak like a human being? Service Department? That's a lewd name, is it something a decent person would come up with?"

"Besides, why should I join the club she founded? I can start my own club too! I can love the school too!"

"How about the He Lien Sheng gang? Doesn't it have a strong gangster vibe? Aren't you a good match for Jing Ke'ai?"

"From now on, I'll be the minister, and you'll be the vice minister. We'll have two leaders in our club."

Yukino Yukinoshita's fingers tightened slightly as she glared at the man who had been talking incessantly since the beginning.

"Mercury," she said in a calm yet sarcastic voice, "the core meaning of the 'Service Club' is to provide assistance and help others solve problems in a reasonable way. It has nothing to do with the meaning that your erotic brain has misinterpreted."

To make malicious assumptions about a club that aims to solve students' problems—ha, you're no different from ordinary people.

"Then why don't you change the club's name to 'Help Department'? Giving it such an easily misunderstood name makes you seem so noble?"

"I don't think my name is misleading at all; only a filthy-headed person would..."

"So you really had to come up with a pornographic name?"

"I already said, this..."

"I never expected you to be this kind of person. I really misjudged you."

"Let me finish speaking!"

"Cough cough."

Hiratsuka Shizuka tapped the desk behind her desk, interrupting the two who looked like they were about to fight.

"Mercury, 'The Victorious Gang'? Do you want to form a gang in school or act out a hot-blooded mafia story?"

"It's better than someone's club, isn't it?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hmph."

"School rules require everyone to join a club, so forget about Lian Sheng; the school doesn't have any more space for you to start a new club."

"Oh, so this guy has special privileges?"

"You already know, why are you asking?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes in annoyance.

"Oh~ privilege~" Mercury teased, "I never expected that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, would use your privilege to bully a poor, weak, and helpless ordinary student like me. You're so naughty~"

"Shut up, Mercury," Yukino Yukinoshita said as calmly as possible. "I will absolutely not use any special privileges. Let's rely on our own abilities in this last activity room, and the teacher will be the referee."

How do I know if Keishin will side with you? After all, you two seem quite familiar with each other~

It was still that infuriating tone.

"Please don't imagine me as dirty as you, or are you scared?"

Holy crap, this is the opposite of what I'm talking about.

They actually tried to provoke me.

Mercury immediately raised his hands in surrender, but still had a mischievous smile on his face: "Oh dear, so serious. You'll scare away the flowers of our motherland."

"You're not a flower, you're a weed," Yukino Yukinoshita said coldly, her tone like an ice blade scraping against metal. "Weeds don't need to be cultivated, they just need to be eradicated."

"Your words are too hurtful. I'll forgive you for 10." Mercury clutched his chest in grief.

"If you're scared, then you should give up your gang's name as soon as possible," Yukino Yukinoshita said, ignoring the person trying to scam her.

"That's still better than the 'Service Club,' which sounds like a sex service establishment."

"You!" Yukino Yukinoshita's fingertips almost dug into her palm, her eyes so cold they could freeze.

This was the first time in her life she had ever thought of hitting someone like this.

"Alright!" Hiratsuka Shizuka interrupted the two's argument once again.

She was genuinely afraid the two of them would fight.

Moreover, Mercury's tone and expression made her want to punch him.

Let's just make a final decision.

"I'll be the referee. Whoever recruits four people first gets the club room. But the losing team has to join the other team's club. Winner takes all!"

Hiratsuka Shizuna's passionate words fell to the ground.

The office fell silent for a moment.

"How disgusting."

"An old woman pretending to be young."

Click!

Seeing the two people's reactions, Hiratsuka Shizuka almost fell off her chair.

"Please, this looks really cool, okay? That's how it's portrayed in shonen manga."

"Okay, it's childish, but I agree."

After Yukino Yukinoshita finished speaking, she left the office.

The two were left alone.

……

"Sigh, why did you provoke her? I don't think you're the type to cause trouble." Hiratsuka Shizuka rubbed her temples.

She had a feeling that this year would bring an unusually large number of troubles.

"Because it's very interesting, it's one of the must-flirt lists," Mercury chuckled.

If it were anyone else, he wouldn't have talked so much or been so cheeky.

But what could he do when standing in front of him was Yukino Yukinoshita?

It was really funny to see her so furious.

"You like her? Well, Yukino is indeed very cute."

As Hiratsuka Shizuka spoke, she took out a cigarette and put it in her mouth.

But it was taken away before it could even be lit.

Seeing her student put a cigarette in his mouth, Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes twitched.

At the same time, a sense of shame rose in my heart.

This could be considered an indirect kiss.

Mercury, with an unlit cigarette dangling from his lips, deliberately shook his head at Hiratsuka Shizuka, unable to hide his smile: "Shizuka, you're so cute. School is a no-smoking area. As your teacher, you can't lead your students astray."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's face darkened instantly, and she reached out to snatch the cigarette back, but Mercury dodged it by stepping back.

"You little brat, are you looking for trouble?" She gritted her teeth, her knuckles cracking, her eyes filled with a warning that she would hit him if he made another sound.

"How could I dare?" Mercury took the cigarette out of his mouth.

"But then again, I don't really like Yukinoshita, but I find it more interesting to watch her get angry than to read the manga."

"Think about it, someone who's usually so aloof can't hold back when teased, isn't that hilarious?"

As she spoke, it was as if she had remembered something fun.

"By the way, Shizuka, if I win, could you get Yukinoshita to serve me tea and water during the 'Winning Streak' event? Consider it a punishment for the loser."

"Get lost!" Hiratsuka Shizuka said irritably. "Oh, and give me the cigarettes first."

Mercury twirled the cigarette between his fingers and tossed it away casually.

Hiratsuka Shizuka subconsciously reached out to catch it, only to find that the cigarette drew an arc in the air and landed precisely in the trash can.

This time, she couldn't hold back any longer, and her anger surged to her head.

"Mercury! You'll regret this!"

"Jing, I'm the student."

"Bang!"