American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 61 If you're handsome enough, you don't need to...

"By the way, I saw your location. Are you clubbing?" Mary Jane casually asked Harry Osborne, playing the role of his soon-to-be fiancée.

To prove he wouldn't be a playboy anymore, Harry offered to share his location with Mary Jane, so she could know where he was whenever she wanted.

"I'm just out having some fun, relaxing a bit. Don't worry, I didn't bring any female companions. You're the only one on my mind," Harry quickly assured him. "You can come check up on me anytime."

"That's more like it. I believe in your love for me, but remember not to drink too much." Mary Jane nodded, playing the role of a girlfriend who trusts her man.

Anyway, she didn't really care whether Harry found other women outside, as long as no vixen appeared to get married or illegitimate children to claim the inheritance.

"Jane, you're so wonderful! Don't worry, I'll never betray you. You're the only one in my heart. No matter how beautiful other women are, they won't stir my heart at all." Harry was deeply moved. He thought his girlfriend was so understanding.

"Me too," Mary Jane added in her mind. No matter how beautiful other women were, they couldn't move her heart. After saying that, Mary Jane hung up the phone and went to sleep hugging the pillow that Xiao Xian had slept on.

"Young Master, the best stuff has arrived! It can greatly amplify pleasure and excitement! Just like the finest beauty." Meanwhile, after waiting, the underling finally delivered the top-quality goods to Harry. "However, there might be some significant side effects."

"What side effects?" Harry asked, taking the goods from his underling.

"It's hard for people who eat it to quit, and it's dangerous to eat too much. Also, because you're so high during the period, you might do some disorderly things," the younger brother replied.

"That's it? I thought it was something special. Isn't it always like this?" Harry said dismissively. "I know what the dosage is."

"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!!! I am the president of the Osborn Corporation!!!! I am the King of New York!!! I am the King of the World!!!! Whoo!!!!!" Harry, who was completely high on the stage, shouted while holding a drink in one hand and a microphone in the other.

Accompanied by catchy music and flashing lights, Harry twisted his body on stage, moving to the beat.

"Harry! Harry! Harry!" Because Harry paid for everything, the audience below the stage cooperated very well. Several beautiful women even seized the opportunity, slipped some money to their followers, and then jumped onto the stage to dance with Harry.

The beauties knew this was a golden opportunity to seize their lives, so they showed off their figures on stage, flirted with Harry, and tried their best to seduce him.

Young and impetuous Harry couldn't resist the allure of the beautiful women. Under the influence of drugs, his blood boiled, and disregarding everyone around him, Harry ripped open one of the women's tops, revealing her underwear. Instead of running away in embarrassment, the woman laughed and leaned in to breathe on Harry's ear.

Under the woman's advances, Harry, who was on drugs and drinking, became even more excited and, laughing loudly, pushed the girl down.

In the morning, the sun shone brightly, gently bathing the city. Xiao Xian took a plane back to New York. Surrounded by female passengers, Xiao Xian struggled to squeeze out with the help of staff. If it weren't for needing to create an alibi to prove that he had just returned to New York today, Xiao Xian definitely wouldn't have taken a plane; he would have used his abilities to come back.

"You also have the superpower of teleportation?" Suddenly, the White Queen's voice appeared directly in Xiao Xian's mind.

"It's very impolite to read minds so casually," Xiao Xian thought to himself, before spotting the White Queen in a white dress waiting for him not far away.

But this guy actually waited for me here so early in the morning, could it be that he's planning something?

"I was just feeling bored this morning, and something unexpected happened with Harry, so I wanted to go with you to handle it," the White Queen said, blushing slightly. This guy was thinking about *that* kind of thing so early in the morning, though she certainly did.

"Alright, let's go, let's take care of it." Still a bit arrogant, Xiao Xian looked at the blushing White Queen and thought, her figure is indeed good, but it seems to be a little inferior to Catherine in her Frost Assassin form yesterday.

"…" Mind reading isn't always a good thing, the White Queen thought to herself. It was like someone had laid everything bare before her. If they hadn't told her things clearly, she wouldn't have become so withdrawn.

"You went to Midtown for one night and even picked up a girl?"

"You know I'm incredibly charming, right? I can pick up girls in New York just the same." Xiao Xian shrugged, getting into the White Queen's car. "What's going on with Harry?"

"Two things. First, last night he took drugs and drank alcohol, and then he had sex with several girls in public." The White Queen said, starting the car.

"Does he still love Mary Jane?" Xiao Xian wasn't surprised. When Harry is high on drugs, it's not impossible for him to jump off a building.

"Of course," the White Queen replied.

"I exaggerated his love for Mary Jane and downplayed the feelings of other women. If it weren't for his high drug level yesterday and the fact that a bunch of bitches were clinging to him, his body's instincts would have led Harry to cheat on her."

"That's easy to solve. Actually, this is a good thing. It's a perfect opportunity for Mary Jane to catch him cheating. He can then demand things like not signing a prenuptial agreement and including Mary Jane in the family trust beneficiary list. When a man is caught cheating, he can expect to be guilty for the rest of his life."

Xiao Xian sat in the passenger seat, looking at a mother with a child by the roadside.

"But remember to use telepathy to make those guys take emergency contraception, so they don't end up with a baby and fight over the inheritance."

"No problem. There's a second thing. When I was reading minds yesterday, I discovered that Harry hates both of us. Especially you. After he takes over the Osborn Group, he'll definitely have you arrested. And compared to old Osborn, Harry doesn't care about social repercussions or anything like that."

Empress Bai looked at Xiao Xiandao

"What should we do? Lyra suggested we wait at least three months, preferably more than a year, before killing Harry."

"A year is too long, about six months is more like it," Xiao Xian said calmly. "That's easy, just have Mary Jane put in a good word for us, right?"

"What do you mean?" The White Queen, who could read minds, actually knew what Xiao Xian was thinking, but she decided to play the role of a secretary for a while and give Xiao Xian a chance to speak his mind.

"The punishment for infidelity, Harry mentioned to Mary Jane that he dislikes me, and with your help, getting Harry to agree shouldn't be too difficult, right?" Xiao Xian glanced at the White Queen. The White Queen had just read his mind, so she must have known his thoughts, and yet she still asked...

"I want to give you a chance to prove yourself," the White Queen said as she drove.

"Only men who lack charisma need to put on a show. Someone as handsome as me only needs to step forward to win; I don't need to put on a show at all," Xiao Xian shrugged. "By the way, are you still loyal to Magneto?"

"You want to steal Magneto's anti-telepathic helmet? That's a crucial tool for Magneto in his fight against Professor X. Without it, the already weakened Brotherhood of Mutants will be in an even worse situation. Even if I like you, I can't let you alone jeopardize the entire mutant cause."

Empress Bai, reading Xiao Xian's mind, immediately understood the purpose of his question.

"Besides, there's nothing wrong with me reading your mind, is there?"

"It's weird to have your mind read. Everyone has their own secrets." Xiao Xian shrugged. He was so used to having his mind read that he didn't really want to sleep with the White Queen anymore. Who knew what would be read if he relaxed for a moment?

"I know how to contact Magneto. Using the pretext of successfully controlling Osborn, I can lure him out," the White Queen immediately changed her tune.

"Don't let his Magneto name fool you. If you're careful and launch a sneak attack, a single rubber bullet can take him down. Mystique has done it before."

(End of this chapter)