American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 6 I'm going to sprinkle some ashes in your eyes.

Carrying his things, Xiao Xian walked down the stairs. When he reached the first floor, he breathed a slight sigh of relief. Before he could even step out the door, a dark shadow fell from the sky and landed with a thud, almost hitting Xiao Xian and startling him.

"It startled me. I almost forgot that I have super regeneration now, so I can be chopped into ten or eight pieces without any problem."

After comforting himself, Xiao Xian looked at the falling shadow.

You wouldn't believe it until you look, and what you see is shocking: Daniel has fallen face up, staring up at the building with a look of terror on his face, clearly terrified. There's a pool of blood on the ground, indicating that Daniel is no longer alive.

Following Daniel's gaze upwards, Xiao Xian saw a terrifying monster—a monster piled up with countless heads of various sizes. Just one glance was enough to make one's sanity drop. At the same time Xiao Xian saw the monster, the monster also saw Xiao Xian, and all its heads gave Xiao Xian a charming smile.

The next second, his vision blurred, and there was no longer any terrifying monster. Only a stunningly beautiful woman named Tomie stood at the window, giving Xiao a charming smile.

But at this moment, Xiao Xian was no longer moved; all he felt was palpitations. This monster was just too depressing.

Regardless, Daniel was dead, and right in front of Xiao Xian. To prevent suspicion from falling on him and getting into trouble he shouldn't have, Xiao Xian quickly dialed the NYPD's number and explained the situation.

Of course, Xiao Xian didn't mention Tomie on the phone, only that he saw Daniel fall.

Tomie is a monster with irresistible charm. If Xiao Xianzheng reports Tomie, there's a possibility that some America politician, captivated by Tomie, might protect her. After all, this is a superhero world, and the America government is practically synonymous with incompetence and incompetence; without the superheroes, they would have been wiped out a thousand times over.

Besides, even in the normal world, America's police and officials aren't exactly reliable.

It would be awkward if it turned out to be Xiao Xian murdering Daniel. Superman is so active in this world, there's no future in being a villain.

In a normal superhero world, Xiao Xian could have suggested sending an email to Batman or a message to Spider-Man, asking them to deal with Tomie.

But in this world, Batman looks like a lamppost ornament, Superman looks like Homelander, Spider-Man breaks into houses, and the Flash is a Hawaiian warrior. Xiao Xian wouldn't count on them until he figured out the situation.

As long as Xiao Xian doesn't become infatuated with Tomie and stays away from her, there won't be any danger.

Once Xiao Xian has leveled up using the system's power, or has encountered a reliable superhero, then he can deal with Tomie. Anyway, Tomie's troubles are all happening in America. Let the people of America suffer a bit more. They're already burdened with so many debts, so America's government will bear the blame.

Just as Xiao Xian had guessed, when the police arrived, Tomie cried pitifully and told them how Daniel had forced her and how she had been forced to resist and accidentally pushed Daniel off the building. The New York police officers immediately believed her story and did not question her further.

Especially after evidence containing Daniel's DNA was found at Tomie's house, several young male police officers cursed and said Daniel deserved to die, while turning to feel sympathy for Tomie.

Xiao Xian, as a witness, didn't stay long. After confirming that he was just passing by and giving a statement, he was released.

After buying bedding, pillows, and other household items at a supermarket, and also a bottle of red wine, Xiao Xian didn't return to his home near Fu Jiang. Instead, he went back to the house next to Spider-Man's. He would contact the landlord later to see if he could get a refund for the rent, or he could sublet the house as a sub-landlord.

Xiao Xian tied a ribbon around the wine bottle, then took the bottle and knocked on Spider-Man's door.

"Who are you?" The person who opened the door was a young white man. He wasn't wearing glasses and had a kind of loser vibe. His appearance was quite different from what Xiao Xian had imagined. He didn't look like Tom Holland but rather resembled Tobey Maguire. This was most likely Peter Parker.

"I'm your neighbor across the street. I just moved in today and thought I'd come and visit. This is a small gift I prepared; I hope you like it. I met your aunt during the day; she said she was going to prepare dinner for you, but we didn't chat much," Xiao Xian said with a smile, handing the red wine to Peter.

"Oh, I understand." Taking the red wine from Xiao Xian, Peter Parker smoothed his bangs and looked at Xiao Xian, saying, "I've received the gift. Stay away from Aunt May, or don't blame me for being impolite."

After saying that, Peter Parker closed the door.

"Huh? Wait a minute~" Xiao Xian was completely bewildered. They wouldn't even let him in? That was incredibly rude. Besides, he was just there to say hello as a neighbor; how could he have any ill intentions towards Aunt Mei?

"Peter? Who's here?" Xiao Xian vaguely heard Aunt Mei's voice.

"The insurance salesman—I sent him away," Peter replied.

Xiao Xian, standing outside the door: "????"

Looking at the closed door, Xiao Xian's lips twitched twice. At least now he knew that the media might not be making things up; this Spider-Man might indeed be capable of burglary.

Judging from Peter's demeanor and appearance just now, if he were to say to Xiao Xian, "I'm going to throw some ashes in your eyes," Xiao Xian wouldn't be surprised at all.

If it were Venom in possession, Xiao Xian would think Peter's behavior was normal. But the problem is that Green Goblin hasn't appeared yet, Spider-Man has only just debuted, and Venom shouldn't have appeared at this point, right?

Shrugging, Xiao Xian returned to his room. He wasn't too bothered by Peter's behavior; he was thick-skinned enough to just write it down in his notebook.

The only pity is that I didn't get the Spider-Man super strength, super agility, spider-physical abilities, spider-sense and other abilities after completing the mission. Xiao Xian is quite envious of them.

The next morning, Xiao Xianzheng was sitting in a chair after breakfast, thinking about how to make money, when the doorbell suddenly rang.

"Who is it?" Xiao Xian asked. He wouldn't bother opening the door if it were insurance or something, but if it was Aunt Mei coming to visit, he wouldn't necessarily refuse to open it.

"It's me~" came from the other side of the door. It was Tomie's charming voice. "Why didn't you tell your sister you moved? I was scared when I got home last night. I wanted to comfort you, but you didn't come back all night. I found out you moved after asking around."

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After thinking for a moment, Xiao Xian opened the door and smiled at the stunningly beautiful Tomie standing at the door.

"I just moved here and haven't had a chance to tell anyone yet. How did you find out, sister? I don't think I've told anyone."

"I asked a friend at the police station." Seeing the door open, Tomie pushed Xiao Xian into the room, closing the door behind her with her high heels.

"Sister, I'm so scared. What happened yesterday... little brother, can you comfort me?"

(End of this chapter)